crystalmethod Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 It was a sad day in Astoria today... as Mickey, the resident mouse of our apartment (Mugz and I) was executed this evening by cinder block...The unfortunate incident began when the rodent crossed a landmine of stickyness and was apparently ... stuck... and could no longer move. At that point, the executioner Mugz proceeded to bring Mickey outside and give it mercy, thereby ending its life with one crushing blow.*taps in the background*Im really not a sick person, I just thought this was kinda funny Its Mugzs fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 This was funny.....how....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 I honestly HATE the sticky traps..I'd rather have a sharp blow to the neck(with the traditional mouse trap)do the poor thing in..It was very sad to end this poor thing's life..but in all honesty it was leaving turds in the kitchenwhich can cause disease..I (we) are far from dirty people in this apt..(looks over at stacked plates in sink with moldy pasta)so it's hard for me to understand why this furry guy was chillin at the Mugwumpian/Groove pad!may it rest in peace..(poor little bugger')i feel terrible..Thanks for sharing this one STEVE..sick bastard!*Breaks down in sobs!~ :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 didnt just rent me out for the weekend!!! I wouldve caught your little mouse ::purrrr::Evil bastids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 awwwwwwwwwwwww poor mousey:( what a violent death:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuroton Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 why didnt u just let it go outside u vivisectionist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 mugz you horrid creature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 How about this when you have a mouse next time: put some cheese in a box and turn it on its side, then when the mouse goes to get the cheese and moves the box, it'll close. Well, I guess there are some mechanical things that need to be thought out as well...lol.....there's gotta be better ways to catch mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by sassa How about this when you have a mouse next time: put some cheese in a box and turn it on its side, then when the mouse goes to get the cheese and moves the box, it'll close. Well, I guess there are some mechanical things that need to be thought out as well...lol.....there's gotta be better ways to catch mice. Have you been watching Tom and Jerry dude?*Mugz puts the last touchesin his MOUSE TRAP..A mouse takes the cheese..which triggers the string to yankan iron off the fridge thatfalls on a spring that triggers offa bird water feederthat titters back and forthhitting a switch on the stovethat heats up a ropethat goes in flames andrelease smokethat causes the smoke detector to go off(Alerting Mugz of his catcch)while at the same timeletting a cage fall on the mouse.AH HAAA!Or we could just hire Kittie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuroton Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 noone ever gets killed @ tom and jerryalthough im sure theres gotta be some t&j parody snuff zoo freak toons out there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by mugwump Have you been watching Tom and Jerry dude?*Mugz puts the last touchesin his MOUSE TRAP..A mouse takes the cheese..which triggers the string to yankan iron off the fridge thatfalls on a spring that triggers offa bird water feederthat titters back and forthhitting a switch on the stovethat heats up a ropethat goes in flames andrelease smokethat causes the smoke detector to go off(Alerting Mugz of his catcch)while at the same timeletting a cage fall on the mouse.AH HAAA!Or we could just hire Kittie! Heyyyy...you can get some good ideas from those cartoons! (although I haven't watched TV in a long time...) I've actually caught mice this way, back when I lived in a house where we had an old barn in the back. It was pretty cool. Probably was good for a while, until we gave the mice to our cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 I hope you blindfolded it at least! I can only imagine his beedy little eyes bulging out as that huge boulder went for its' head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by xxlea I hope you blindfolded it at least! I can only imagine his beedy little eyes bulging out as that huge boulder went for its' head. *mugz breaks down in tears:OHHH GAWD I'M A MONSTER..WAHHHHHhaaa (sob) sniff,blows nose,snort~Please don't hate me people :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Player turns crank (A) which rotates gears ( causing lever © to move and push stop sign against shoe (D). Shoe tips bucket holding metal ball (E) Ball rolls down rickety stairs (F) and into rainpipe (G) which leads it to hit helping hand rod (H). This causes bowling ball (1) to fall from top of helping hand rod through thing-a-ma-jig (J) and bathtub (K), to land on diving board (L). Weight of bowling ball catapults diver (M) through the air and right into wash tub (N), causing cage (O) to fall from top of post (P) and trap unsuspecting mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by thehacker DUUDE!I USE TO LOOOVE THIS GAME!lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisdom Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 poor mouse, lets reflect for a moment on the value its life...best thing to do is get a cat, good cats kill rats (I know mine do) leaving the humans to concentrate on more important things (or if not more important, at least less traumatic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkissa Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by clubkat didnt just rent me out for the weekend!!! I wouldve caught your little mouse ::purrrr::Evil bastids ROFL....cute i like ur avatar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 ive had a mickey or 2 i nm y day, and it sucks. the glue traps are the way to go, the trick is to make a strip of them blocking off the kitchen. then when they are caught, i just lift the trap and throw it out. ewww, yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by mugwump *mugz breaks down in tears:OHHH GAWD I'M A MONSTER..WAHHHHHhaaa (sob) sniff,blows nose,snort~Please don't hate me people :( you should be ashamed of yourself!!! (selves i should say..u too stevey, your no angel ::grrrr:But this is just your lesson learned. Next time you know youve got me on the case....::purr:: and i dont charge much! Just a belly rub and a scratch behind the ears. ::growl:: lea..I didnt need that picture in my head ::whines:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 UMMMMM, I realize its a little late NOW, but there is such a thing as a humane mousetrap.Its a little green box with a trick door and you put some food in it and when the mouse goes in, the door shuts behind it.Then you can take him outside and let him go in the park or something.Thats what I did when I had a mouse in my house. OH well... whats one less little fuzzy creature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodi Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 I came home from hanging out one nite and theres was some guy trying to get away with my stereo caught on the sticky trap. Dude was like "Yo...can you gimme a hand over here?" Next time I'll try Mugz's cinder block method and put that mofo out of his misery. I get everything but mice caught up in that shit. Friggin tokens, socks, loose change. my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 mugz is the devil!!!! (picture momma in waterboy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by thehacker Player turns crank (A) which rotates gears ( causing lever © to move and push stop sign against shoe (D). Shoe tips bucket holding metal ball (E) Ball rolls down rickety stairs (F) and into rainpipe (G) which leads it to hit helping hand rod (H). This causes bowling ball (1) to fall from top of helping hand rod through thing-a-ma-jig (J) and bathtub (K), to land on diving board (L). Weight of bowling ball catapults diver (M) through the air and right into wash tub (N), causing cage (O) to fall from top of post (P) and trap unsuspecting mouse. omgggg hahaha that was the best gammeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybitchjenny Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by vision mugz is the devil!!!! (picture momma in waterboy) ARF!I second that..I saw the entire thing..it was horrible!(whimper-whimper) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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