pgiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I'll post! Thanks for welcome chynado11. Before I came on here I was pretty much a message board virgin. I'm just trying to figure out how this thing works. Be gentle with me please. Shady you want to take this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I'll post! Thanks for welcome chynado11. Before I came on here I was pretty much a message board virgin. I'm just trying to figure out how this thing works. Be gentle with me please. ok, we'll start out with something compact on you, how about a neon? then after that we'll move up to midsize maybe a camry with 20 inch rims, jimi, you know where we can get one of those? then move you up to the new beatle. it'll take years to get up to a caddy like malanee. hey, you just cant get in the ring with ali because you think you can box. it takes time my pupil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I'll post! Thanks for welcome chynado11. Before I came on here I was pretty much a message board virgin. I'm just trying to figure out how this thing works. Be gentle with me please. Message board virgin, huh? **Licking chops**Here's how it works. Just type in whatever comes to mind. No matter what the subject of the thread is. It doesn't matter. The raunchier and the more offensive, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by jroo by the way, he told me that he could have parked a caddy in there if he wanted to. Jroo - I think you're confused. That guy was Shady and he was referring to you! And it wasn't a Caddy - it was a 14-wheeler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I'll post! Thanks for welcome chynado11. Before I came on here I was pretty much a message board virgin. I'm just trying to figure out how this thing works. Be gentle with me please. I'm not sure if you are brave, stupid or crazy - but welcome to the board! As you can see - our standards are low, but our humor is even lower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by malanee As you can see - our standards are low, but our humor is even lower! What a great motto. I wonder if we could get Egg to put that slogan on the front page of CP where it links you into the DC board.Washington, DC - Our standards are low, but our humor is even lower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I'll post! Thanks for welcome chynado11. Before I came on here I was pretty much a message board virgin. I'm just trying to figure out how this thing works. Be gentle with me please. Before you can get of to posting you need to go tthrough the application process, the following is essential for us to consider your application and in due time decide to allow ur posts :1. references....3 of em, 1 personal, 1 profesional and one other... 2. full bodied pic' 3. 3 passport sized photo's 4. fill in the application 5. copies of the following: a. HS degree b. birth certificate c. passport d. drivers license e. credit cards 6. processing fee of $50 money order or certified check 7. copies of 5 ticket stubs of major parties assisted in the last year..... 8. Note from ur second grade teacher 9. FILL OUT JIMI'S APPLICATION POSTED UP YESTERDAY which is this:*******APPLICATION FOR GRINDAGE POSITION******* Name: ________ ________ Age: ________ Cup Size: ________ Age: ________ (just making sure...cause i hate jail) Are You A Virgin: ________ Do You Like Mexican & Italian Men GRINDING you like there is no tomorrow (basically meaning we're horny as shit): ______ Do You Put Out? _________ (bitch, with us its put out or get out!) and last.... If either Jimi or Vic took you home tonite...would you cook breakfast for us in the morning? (For you blonde applicants, that means can we have sex with you?) __________ Date : ___________ SIGNATURE x_____________ ******************************************************I think that covers all :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by malanee I'm not sure if you are brave, stupid or crazy - but welcome to the board! As you can see - our standards are low, but our humor is even lower! Speak for yourself, with the standards. I'm sure she isn't stupid or crazy either, thats not a nice thing to say our newest member. Don't worry coco the females on this board aren't the nicest, just easiest. Oh no I'm in trouble now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by malanee I'm not sure if you are brave, stupid or crazy - but welcome to the board! As you can see - our standards are low, but our humor is even lower! !!!!OMG LMFAO!!!! :laugh: OMG, I think malanee outdid herself with this one :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by vicman Before you can get of to posting you need to go tthrough the application process, the following is essential for us to consider your application and in due time decide to allow ur posts :1. references....3 of em, 1 personal, 1 profesional and one other... 2. full bodied pic' 3. 3 passport sized photo's 4. fill in the application 5. copies of the following: a. HS degree b. birth certificate c. passport d. drivers license e. credit cards 6. processing fee of $50 money order or certified check 7. copies of 5 ticket stubs of major parties assisted in the last year..... 8. Note from ur second grade teacher 9. FILL OUT JIMI'S APPLICATION POSTED UP YESTERDAY which is this:*******APPLICATION FOR GRINDAGE POSITION******* Name: ________ ________ Age: ________ Cup Size: ________ Age: ________ (just making sure...cause i hate jail) Are You A Virgin: ________ Do You Like Mexican & Italian Men GRINDING you like there is no tomorrow (basically meaning we're horny as shit): ______ Do You Put Out? _________ (bitch, with us its put out or get out!) and last.... If either Jimi or Vic took you home tonite...would you cook breakfast for us in the morning? (For you blonde applicants, that means can we have sex with you?) __________ Date : ___________ SIGNATURE x_____________ ******************************************************I think that covers all :D Vic, you need a slight mod to the questions on that questionaire. You left out:Do you spit or swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocomama Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I can't figure out how you quote someone but brave, stupid or crazy I can be all three...actually leave out the stupid.Oh and vicman if i could figure out how to quote I may fill out your application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I can't figure out how you quote someone but brave, stupid or crazy I can be all three...actually leave out the stupid.Oh and vicman if i could figure out how to quote I may fill out your application. Just hit the button that says "Quote". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Just hit the button that says "Quote". $20 says it's a blonde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by pgiddy $20 says it's a blonde? You may be on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by shadygroovedc You may be on to something. I think so considering it's been about 10 minutes now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocomama Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I think so considering it's been about 10 minutes now.... I said be gentle... I'm learning. I don't take offense to the blond thing since I'm far from one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by pgiddy $20 says it's a blonde? :laugh: :laugh: thats so wrong...but its funny as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama I said be gentle... I'm learning. I don't take offense to the blond thing since I'm far from one. Tell me more, I like already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Tsk, tsk, tsk - no wonder some of you don't have very many friends. Thanks for the welcome chynado11, I guess I am still a newbie - although a few more posts and I am new skool bebe...and one day if I can ever drag my drunk self outta Adams Morgan I will make it too Buzz...Oooh, that reminds me <getting outta A.M>, does anyone know if Sam B. is at Red this Sunday?....oh, and I can't quote either.....,not blonde....just technologically slow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocomama Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Tell me more, I like already! It's all in the name Cocomama...she's in Incan goddess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Latina...hmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by sillyrabbit Tsk, tsk, tsk - no wonder some of you don't have very many friends. Thanks for the welcome chynado11, I guess I am still a newbie - although a few more posts and I am new skool bebe...and one day if I can ever drag my drunk self outta Adams Morgan I will make it too Buzz...Oooh, that reminds me <getting outta A.M>, does anyone know if Sam B. is at Red this Sunday?....oh, and I can't quote either.....,not blonde....just technologically slow.... just press the "QOUTE" thingy at the bottom right hand side of each message.....sam the man? dunno, check lemurgene.com..or something like that...could be lemurgen.com...or somethin'...and by the way I still like ur cereal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by vicman and by the way I still like ur cereal Now, who's being raunchy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by sillyrabbit Tsk, tsk, tsk - no wonder some of you don't have very many friends. LMAOOOOOOOO Rabbit girlie you hit it RIGHT on the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cocomama It's all in the name Cocomama...she's in Incan goddess! yeah, one time I chugged like 20 Cristales and I ended up pretty and :goofy: and felt like the next day, but not before I ...the nearest I've come to Peru but i still prefer a good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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