50 Ways Of Knowing Ur A Sf Head

[sfspikes2envy]

1 you take 5 steps into the club and you are already are saying hi to somone

2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.

3 you've met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends with them over a week.

4 mayonaise, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR".

5 you are, or someone you know, is a promoter.

6 you know at least 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.

7 you've fell in love with someone in one night (thank you e).

8 you already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.

9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less.

10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.

11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.

12 you know what a blinkie light is.

13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (brooo)" "with a quickness" "What's up?" (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)"

15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.

16 you know that pma = bad.

17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.

18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.

19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.

20 you have given out over 20 hugs in one night.

21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.

22 during the week, you can't fall asleep until around 5am.

23 to you, the Simpsons is great to watch on k.

24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.

25 you know of at least 10 people who "juice".

26 if you live in nj New York or Long Island... you are Italian!!!

27 Girls-You met at least one guy prettier than you

28 You have more club clothes than regular clothes

29 if going to Seaside Heights every weekend is what your summer consists of-you begin calling Temptations "Temps"

30 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night.

31 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.

32 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that was a tylenol.

33 to you, getting "bugged out" is amazing , and/or fun.

34 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth watters...

35 you have fought someone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.

36 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time.

37 snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside.

38 you have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.

39 you say "I think Im going to take a break this week..." and then, that weekend, you find yourself more fuct up than any other time you ever went clubbing.

40 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.

41 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.

42 you live at 229 Sheridan in Seaside Heights!!!

43 you finally get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.

43 the first time you went to Sound factory u thought the light guy was Jonathen Peters.

44 you have tripped more then once goin down the stairs

45 you use 3 different hair products to do ur spikes

46 you remember the name of at least 5 songs throughout the night

47 you tell ur non club friends u go for the music

48 on your way to factory u blast ur music to get u amped for the night. windows down

49 on the ride home u tell ur friend this is the last time u go but u end up being the first one on Saturday to convince ur friends to go

50 u sleep from the afternoon till midnight Sunday. your hole sleep for the week is fucked up.

[Ronin]

This list is sooooo old, but, #50 is so true for me.

[sexxyh]

~~the first thing i thought when i saw the title was the list is sooo old...but i still think its cute!

[zlatang]

old or not old, i'm scared to look at it...it's SO TRUE

[dr0ne]

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (brooo)" "with a quickness" "What's up?" (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)"

....and don't forget "son"

40 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.

and of course...."sauce factory". directly related to #25 :D

[siceone]

hahahahahah:laugh:

[jbocc10]

Originally posted by sfspikes2envy

7 you've fell in love with someone in one night (thank you e).

11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.

hysterical.

[misk]

Originally posted by sfspikes2envy

1 you take 5 steps into the club and you are already are saying hi to somone

8 you already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (brooo)" "with a quickness" "What's up?" (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)"

21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.

22 during the week, you can't fall asleep until around 5am.

**24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend. (((LMAO!!!)))

25 you know of at least 10 people who "juice".

**26 if you live in nj New York or Long Island... you are Italian!!!((LI sucks ))

**27 Girls-You met at least one guy prettier than you((scary but true))

28 You have more club clothes than regular clothes

29 if going to Seaside Heights every weekend is what your summer consists of-you begin calling Temptations "Temps"

30 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night.

35 you have fought someone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.

39 you say "I think Im going to take a break this week..." and then, that weekend, you find yourself more fuct up than any other time you ever went clubbing.

40 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.

42 you live at 229 Sheridan in Seaside Heights!!!((carteret..lol))

43 you finally get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.

44 you have tripped more then once goin down the stairs

45 you use 3 different hair products to do ur spikes((thats u sPiKeS))

46 you remember the name of at least 5 songs throughout the night

47 you tell ur non club friends u go for the music

48 on your way to factory u blast ur music to get u amped for the night. windows down

49 on the ride home u tell ur friend this is the last time u go but u end up being the first one on Saturday to convince ur friends to go

50 u sleep from the afternoon till midnight Sunday. your hole sleep for the week is fucked up.

[dolik]

LMFAOOO...hahaha, this is hilarious...i think I said yes to about 40 of those soo true....

[airatomic]

whoa...42/50

[girly]

Originally posted by sfspikes2envy

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7 you've fell in love with someone in one night (thank you e).

this one is true for me always happens. LOL

[clubininstyle]

45 you use 3 different hair products to do ur spikes

this is sooooooooooo true cause sometimes its way to fawked up and other times it seems to good to be true that it went up on the first try....

you know its bad when the girls show up at your house to leave to SF and you have to say "hold on, im still puttin up the spikesss"

~andy

[misk]

Originally posted by clubininstyle

you know its bad when the girls show up at your house to leave to SF and you have to say "hold on, im still puttin up the spikesss"

LMFAO!!! :laugh: DO I KNOW U!!!!!!!!???!!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by clubininstyle

this is sooooooooooo true cause sometimes its way to fawked up and other times it seems to good to be true that it went up on the first try....

you know its bad when the girls show up at your house to leave to SF and you have to say "hold on, im still puttin up the spikesss"

~andy

LOL:laugh:

[f0xyminx]

47 you tell ur non club friends u go for the music

48 on your way to factory u blast ur music to get u amped for the night. windows down

yo, i still go for the "music":hat:

[mfiorellino]

LOL!!!that list was good! so true

[bmw4jay]

Originally posted by sfspikes2envy

1 you take 5 steps into the club and you are already are saying hi to somone

13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."

20 you have given out over 20 hugs in one night.

29 if going to Seaside Heights every weekend is what your summer consists of-you begin calling Temptations "Temps"

35 you have fought someone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.

38 you have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.

45 you use 3 different hair products to do ur spikes

46 you remember the name of at least 5 songs throughout the night

48 on your way to factory u blast ur music to get u amped for the night. windows down

50 u sleep from the afternoon till midnight Sunday. your hole sleep for the week is fucked up.

:D These are my top-ten!! You just brought back soooooooooooooooooo many memories man....Good post. *wipes tear from eye *

[xgirlie037]

true!!

[xtreme-1]

I didnt realise how well you had me Pegged!!!! this is to scary but funny as hell,

i would like to add just a few:

El Factoria

for theChemically assisted lifters: youll lift all week just for factory, casue the guy next to you is bigger

you are guarentedd 15 hours of pure bliss 1 day a week and thats what keeps you going from Monday to Friday!!!!!!!

[sfspikes2envy]

just lookin out for my family;)