ellywelly Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 my fortune today was " open your eyes... you're happiness is right in front of you" WTF??? *%$%# what is that supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 I guess your computer makes you happy, or the cookie you were about to eat is happiness:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by pgiddy I guess your computer makes you happy, or the cookie you were about to eat is happiness:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by ellywelly my fortune today was " open your eyes... you're happiness is right in front of you" WTF??? *%$%# what is that supposed to mean? Translation: Happiness is a pair of breasteses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by ellywelly my fortune today was " open your eyes... you're happiness is right in front of you" WTF??? *%$%# what is that supposed to mean? It's not even grammatically correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellywelly Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by nourishment It's not even grammatically correct. fortune cookies are never gramatically correct:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Originally posted by ellywelly fortune cookies are never gramatically correct:rolleyes: How can we trust these nameless, faceless fortune tellers to speak the truth if they can't even say what they mean? At that point that can say whatever they want and when it doesn't happen, blame it on the grammatical interpretation. While it's always funny to seek out the words they've screwed up on the menu, my future is serious business. A gaping loophole like that is dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Originally posted by nourishment How can we trust these nameless, faceless fortune tellers to speak the truth if they can't even say what they mean? At that point that can say whatever they want and when it doesn't happen, blame it on the grammatical interpretation. While it's always funny to seek out the words they've screwed up on the menu, my future is serious business. A gaping loophole like that is dangerous. its because they are chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 I just had chinese again so here goes.**Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians**Daily Numbers 0 5 5Lotto Six #'s 8 40 20 33 3 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by zaguero I just had chinese again so here goes.**Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians in bed**Daily Numbers 0 5 5Lotto Six #'s 8 40 20 33 3 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 Hey! are you trying to steal my fortune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by zaguero Hey! are you trying to steal my fortune? Just reminding you that you forgot the "in bed" part. Now what I get out of it is that "nature" will make you piss in the bed but be "patient" and in "time" it will dry up and you won't even know that it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 So I ate chinese again and here's my contribution to this thread.** You display the wondeful traits of charm and courtesy(in bed).**Daily Numbers 6 0 0Lotto Six #'s 6 13 15 39 9 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by zaguero So I ate chinese again and here's my contribution to this thread.** You display the wondeful traits of charm and courtesy(in bed).**Daily Numbers 6 0 0Lotto Six #'s 6 13 15 39 9 16 no wonder you cant get any, charm and courtesy is th elast thing you should display in bed,by the time you reach that stage witha a woman, you shouldve used all your charm and courtesy...like waise for the girsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by vicman no wonder you cant get any, charm and courtesy is th elast thing you should display in bed,by the time you reach that stage witha a woman, you shouldve used all your charm and courtesy...like waise for the girsl Oki doki Casanova:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by zaguero Oki doki Casanova:rolleyes: hey i'm not a cassanova, i gathered the aforementioned statement conducting extensive reasearch, interviews and focus groups with the implicated populations..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by vicman hey i'm not a cassanova, i gathered the aforementioned statement conducting extensive reasearch, interviews and focus groups with the implicated populations..... Hmm maybe we should start of thread of bed side manners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by zaguero Hmm maybe we should start of thread of bed side manners? what you do in ur bed is not of my concern....or maybe it should be, I think I should warn the third roomate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by vicman what you do in ur bed is not of my concern....or maybe it should be, I think I should warn the third roomate I dont know about the 3rd roomate but I'm locking my door at night.BTW...I was looking at the COMCAST website and it said that Cable modem service is $39.95 a month NOT including the cable modem which we could rent for $5 /month or purchase for $200 (ouch!) Also, that does not include Cable TV itself. I know I want the Spanish package so I could be up at 3 am watching all the raunchy narco movies from Telemundo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 This has nothing to do with Vic & Zags' comcast cable conversation but I had chinese food two weeks ago and forgot to post my fortune here. It was:The nightlife is for you.Seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by tinybutterfli This has nothing to do with Vic & Zags' comcast cable conversation but I had chinese food two weeks ago and forgot to post my fortune here. It was:The nightlife is for you.Seriously u dont like narco movies? yeah, well, $40 for DSL, is that for 1 machine or any amount of machines?$5 for cable modem, same question, 1 machine or more than 1 manchine?I currently pay for cable like $35, we have basic and the sports package...cox didntcome up with the spanish pakage until later, and i was to lazy to call them up to get that package. we also would need the sports package, c'os i want Fox Sports and ESPN2, hockey season lives on ESPN2..and champions league games are on ESPN2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by vicman u dont like narco movies? yeah, well, $40 for DSL, is that for 1 machine or any amount of machines?$5 for cable modem, same question, 1 machine or more than 1 manchine?I currently pay for cable like $35, we have basic and the sports package...cox didntcome up with the spanish pakage until later, and i was to lazy to call them up to get that package. we also would need the sports package, c'os i want Fox Sports and ESPN2, hockey season lives on ESPN2..and champions league games are on ESPN2 Narco movies are da bomb! The $40 is just for the service per month. The $5 is for the rental of the cable modem per month. According to some computer geek we only need one cable modem cuz we can split the connection for both of our PC's. We need to verify this. About the sports package, you're mentioning the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by zaguero Narco movies are da bomb! The $40 is just for the service per month. The $5 is for the rental of the cable modem per month. According to some computer geek we only need one cable modem cuz we can split the connection for both of our PC's. We need to verify this. About the sports package, you're mentioning the obvious. well you see i know you like football (soccer) but i dont know if you watch anyother sports...and check that the normal teir of programming includes HGTV, Food Network & Style. Bravo would also be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by zaguero I dont know about the 3rd roomate but I'm locking my door at night.BTW...I was looking at the COMCAST website and it said that Cable modem service is $39.95 a month NOT including the cable modem which we could rent for $5 /month or purchase for $200 (ouch!) Also, that does not include Cable TV itself. I know I want the Spanish package so I could be up at 3 am watching all the raunchy narco movies from Telemundo. Dude, fuck Comcast for Internet connection. Get Verizon DSL. Much better. Dedicated bandwidth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Dude, fuck Comcast for Internet connection. Get Verizon DSL. Much better. Dedicated bandwidth. get on it zag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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