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Originally posted by zaguero

I dont know about the 3rd roomate but I'm locking my door at night.:(

BTW...I was looking at the COMCAST website and it said that Cable modem service is $39.95 a month NOT including the cable modem which we could rent for $5 /month or purchase for $200 (ouch!) Also, that does not include Cable TV itself. I know I want the Spanish package so I could be up at 3 am watching all the raunchy narco movies from Telemundo.:D

Those movies are the only reason I wish I understood the spanish language. I even like the crazy ass talk shows that come on those stations.

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Originally posted by therunner

:laugh: :laugh:

The best thing about high school girls.....You keep getting older, they stay the same age....all right, all right, all right.

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh:

ROTFLMFAO

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc

Dude, fuck Comcast for Internet connection. Get Verizon DSL. Much better. Dedicated bandwidth.

I don't think Verizon is gonna work for us. Verizon doesn't offer digital cable and we want digital cable plus high speed internet. Also, we don't want a phone line and to get DSL you need to get a phone line. Any other suggestions?

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Originally posted by zaguero

I don't think Verizon is gonna work for us. Verizon doesn't offer digital cable and we want digital cable plus high speed internet. Also, we don't want a phone line and to get DSL you need to get a phone line. Any other suggestions?

did you call them up or do you just thik that that would be the case with Verizon? I frankly have no idea, but if the service is better (more bandwith) with Verizon and if we can get DSL at the same price than with COMCAST ands if they can install it regardless if we have a phone line or not, then it might be a better idea to go with Verizon.

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Originally posted by vicman

did you call them up or do you just thik that that would be the case with Verizon? I frankly have no idea, but if the service is better (more bandwith) with Verizon and if we can get DSL at the same price than with COMCAST ands if they can install it regardless if we have a phone line or not, then it might be a better idea to go with Verizon.

I looked at their website. They do not offer cable. Verizon DSL is priced as 1st month free, 2nd and 3rd month for $30 and the rest of the year for $50. That's not including the phone line. If we are still planning to get digital cable with the sports and spanish package that's at least going to be another 50-60 per month extra because we're using a different carrier. I say we stick to the company that can provide both services and pay just one bill. Unless you don't want cable which is cool with me cuz I don't have cable right now.

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Originally posted by zaguero

I looked at their website. They do not offer cable. Verizon DSL is priced as 1st month free, 2nd and 3rd month for $30 and the rest of the year for $50. That's not including the phone line. If we are still planning to get digital cable with the sports and spanish package that's at least going to be another 50-60 per month extra because we're using a different carrier. I say we stick to the company that can provide both services and pay just one bill. Unless you don't want cable which is cool with me cuz I don't have cable right now.

of course Verizon doesnt offer cable, they are the phone company, they would not offer cable :blown:

i think the question is whether we need a phone line in order to get Verizon DSL. My bet would be no.

As for cable, I pay 35 a month and have the sports teir, so i would guess add another 10 for the spanish teir.

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Reading it was even more so.

But here goes...(Zags, don't ever say I don't care.)...

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows."

- in bed. (Jroo, don't ever say I don't care about you either.)

Tonight's winning lottery numbers are as follows:

5

11

12

25

40

43

The profundity of this horseshit is too overwhleming for me after such a heavy lunch.

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Originally posted by nourishment

Reading it was even more so.

But here goes...(Zags, don't ever say I don't care.)...

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows."

- in bed. (Jroo, don't ever say I don't care about you either.)

Tonight's winning lottery numbers are as follows:

5

11

12

25

40

43

The profundity of this horseshit is too overwhleming for me after such a heavy lunch.

Im glad you found it. I might have chinese food for lunch tomorrow and I didn't want to search for the thread all over the place. Thanks:aright:

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i got one today, sopha was kind enough to give me his fortune cookie when we were in the mall, i cant member it exactly right now, and its downstairs, and im lazy and i have work at 8 so ill just post what it says and the numbers tomorrow...

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Originally posted by dcsglow

i got one today, sopha was kind enough to give me his fortune cookie when we were in the mall, i cant member it exactly right now, and its downstairs, and im lazy and i have work at 8 so ill just post what it says and the numbers tomorrow...

Only the best for you snookums.;) By the way, the fortune read" He who owns a ford escort also owns a Frankie goes to hollywood cd." :D One more thing Mr. Laperi, you're sister is pretty cute. Put in a good word for me:cool:

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Originally posted by ellywelly

Okay.. I'm finishing up my beef brocoli with rice. My fortune is:

The best time of your life have not yet been lived

wooohooooo!!! so the best is yet to come... Yessss!!! :bounce: :bounce:

You forgot the (in bed) part.;)

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Originally posted by zaguero

You forgot the (in bed) part.;)

hey zag, thanks for keeping her on her toes, and hey noursh, thanks for remembering,

elley after every fourtune cookie you have to say "in bed" to get the full effect of what the acient masters meant.

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Originally posted by jroo

hey zag, thanks for keeping her on her toes, and hey noursh, thanks for remembering,

elley after every fourtune cookie you have to say "in bed" to get the full effect of what the acient masters meant.

oooohhh!! MY fortune is even better than I thought!!! wwweeeeee!

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8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"

7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."

6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."

5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."

4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."

3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."

2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."

1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."

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Originally posted by vicman

8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"

7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."

6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."

5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."

4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."

3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."

2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."

1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."

You forgot "That wasn't chicken" :D But I guess that's kind of like #2 that you listed.

BTW - I prefer "Under the decks" to "in bed" :D

hell yeah, spoken like a true dj whore ;)

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