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****Official fortune cookie thread***

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McDonalds doesnt have fortune cookies...but I recall one time in while in grad school during a site visit to a rural health dept. we went and got cheap chinese at the local cheap chinese restaurant and I got as a fortune, "you will be succesfull in health research" and I was WTF!?!?!?!!??!

of course the fortune sucked ass

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Originally posted by therunner

Ok so after you read your fortune cookie, do you still eat the thing? I do I love em'.

usually I don't eat 'em. It depends on where I get the food from. I haven't had one in a while.... hmmm... chinese food, maybe for dinner :)

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Originally posted by nourishment

Isn't it bad luck not to eat at least a small part of the cookie?

Happily, mine was not stale today.

My, I'm feeling awfully lucky today.

well dammit, that explains why they haven't been coming true ;)

i'll have to remember that for next time!

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Originally posted by zaguero

I ate chinese food again so here goes.

YOU LIKE SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIR

Daily numbers: 6 5 0

Lotto Six #'s 1 38 23 14 62 9

Lke who in the hell doesn't like sunshine and fresh air. since only like .5% of the worlds population is albino, I think the fortune cookie company was playing it safe with that one.

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Originally posted by zaguero

How can I inherit a large sum of money in bed?

Well...maybe they mean metaphorically that even if you're lazy, sooner or later someone will drop dead and leave you a lot of loot.

Or maybe they mean that you stand to make a lot of money while in your bed.

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Originally posted by nourishment

Well...maybe they mean metaphorically that even if you're lazy, sooner or later someone will drop dead and leave you a lot of loot.

Or maybe they mean that you stand to make a lot of money while in your bed.

I like my second alternative. That means I'm changing careers and becoming a pornstar! :hump:

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After reading this thread for a week it sucked me into a buffet and here's mine:

Magic will be created when an unconventional person comes to stay.

WTF?!?!

lucky numbers: 2 12 15 26 29 38

pick three: 3 5 8

After I win the lotto, beers are on me.

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Originally posted by therunner

After reading this thread for a week it sucked me into a buffet and here's mine:

Magic will be created when an unconventional person comes to stay IN BED.

WTF?!?!

dont forget the damn in bed part!!!:mad:

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Originally posted by vicman

I like to buy a whole boz of fortune cookies in the supermarket, crack them all open and get 100 fortunes and then eat the cookies as cereal

That's fucking brilliant.

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