maximman

YEAH, YEAH... i remember you when you were afraid to come out to your first STUFF YER FACE meetup... haha

.... he says as if he's your friend...

I just confirmed my graduation status. Done with school. Never felt better. I couldn't wait to get outta Rutgers, man.

I've never touched the stuff, but just wondering what would happened if you mixed the two? I'm sure it's pretty common. Like if you did a line while you were drunk, would my heart explode?

that's true. they do seem to have an unnatural infatuation with Good Charlotte and Sum41.

Everyone should watch FUSE!!!

sick and twisted genius. There are some voice overs from the FAMILY GUY characters in there.

It depends on whether it's malignant or benign. For some basic answers, you should go to www.webmd.com and see what information you can find. Good Luck, man. Infinite: you're a total idiot.

you ever see chicks with the beer gut? Everything else on them is nice and thin and normal, but then you notice a BUMP in their stomach. That bugs me.

i was disappointed. boring.

He's METROSEXUAL! The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere. —Mark Simpson, "Meet the metrosexual," Salon.com, July 22, 2002 Article is here: http://www.wordspy.com/words/metrosexual.asp

Seeing as how the power was out for so long, does this mean that beer will be WARM tonight at all the bars?

i think Nicholas Cage said it best... (paraphrased) "Only two good things have ever come out of England: The Beatles and America. " What movie was that from?

I've got one of each (one with lips and one with hat) of the Danny vs Coxy night @ Twilo. I'm still trying to get around to getting them signed... maybe i'll e-bay it after that...

I waited an hour and a half in the rain on line. I missed half of Coxy. Sounds like we got in at around the same time of the night. I had a good time, none the less.

it takes a brave man to wish himself a Happy 30th Birthday. Party on, dude!

Stop stealing my jokes from NB and posting them on here... :laugh: BUSTED!!!!

Sarcasm is lost in the translation....

Life.

haha, i wanna be there when he explodes.

haha... that was pretty funny, man.

omg, i got FLAMED for saying that I had a good time that night. People were complaining about the line to get in, the horrible conditions inside... blah blah blah blah blah... Regardless, all I remember was the CRAZY FUN I had that night. Rain be damned.

The Laurel and Hardy, happy happy joy joy dance... Masturbate for health. Masturbate for life.

LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research. Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year. They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland. "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday. In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week (That's a lot of jerking) in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease. The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent. But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings. "Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added. :laugh: Now if you get caught, you can just break out this article as a "note from the doctor".

:laugh: :laugh: I thought you were going to say, to throw at them if they woke up. Keepin them for breakfast is a much better idea.