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Other than some lint, I am surprised by the cash I find in my coat pockets, pant pockets, purse pockets, PORNs pockets and the bottom of my purse...............MONEY ALL THE TIME. Luv it......esp. if it's from PORNs pockets!!! HeHeHe!!! When we go out, I check my pockets the next day to find the phone numbers of all our new buddies too, bubble gum, lollipops and matches!!! Always surprises!!!

Ok...I think I like this one!!!!

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Sorry people.....my computer was having a hissy fit!!!

I want some double dippin' of ya Pimpin' action! I am here waitin' on ya wit' your Pimp cane in hand and your gators polished ready for wearin'! I gots you a new gold ring of some naked ho! Anything you want, I gots! Yours, Da' Bitch!!!

First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done. Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!!

First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done. Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!!

First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done. Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!!

I TOTALLY ENJOY DOING IT!!! I don't do it very often but when I do I completely get into it. I can understand why most men enjoy it. IT IS SO FUN!!!

Well...LikmyLipz...if you take away all the best goodies I would have to choose Sushi and Champagne (I know you said no champagne but just imagine...that is if you like Sushi)!!! I have always wanted to try this. And doing it at home is cheaper than going to Tokyo and paying $1,500.00 USF per person. Take your partner's body or the body of a third person if need be (I would bring in a third person for this). Make sure that person is completely scrubbed clean. Place all your fave pieces of Sushi on their belly, chest and upper thigh. Remember the Sushi pieces will be a little chilly so the person's body will be a little nippley. Have all your fave dipping sauces in little dishes on the floor around you, get your chopsticks and start eating. Take turns feeding each other and take turns feeding the person who was willing to have the Sushi on them. Have glasses of champagne to sip from. And whatever may come, comes!!! NOW THAT'S A MEAL!!!

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Back Door Luvin'!!! OOOhhhhh how I luv thee!!! There are a few things about this that I believe to be true: 1. It takes practice. There is no way that some big thang is going up my hiney without a couple of practice sessions 2. You gots to gets some super lube. I like Platinum Wet. It's silky and smooth feeling. It is water soluable and odorless. 3. Once you get use to it, it feels awesome. I have screamed out in pure ecstasy. The feeling is so intense and so overwhelming that you will be begging for more. Of course this is all my opinion. It took PORN a long time to convince me to do it....but now I go crawling on my hands and knees begging for it!!!! MMMMMMMMM!!!!!

OMG...DAMN YOU MO FO...THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS...KUDOS TO YOU!!! I must bow down to you <<<bow>>>!!!

HEY ICHI........... <<<SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS>>> I always new you were a big lush!!! Sounds like a fun time...wish I was there to pour tequila down your throat while everyone held you down!!!! Until next year........

Happy B-Day Chickie!!! I hope you have an awesome day!!! Cheers!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICHI......here's to you and here's to me.....aaaahhhhh fuck it.....HERE'S TO YOU since it is your day!!!! I hope you are having the best day of the year so far!!! I will get JDogg to give you some Birthday slaps from me!!! Hugz'n'Stuff!!!

I would luv to hear a remix of any of the older Eurythmics music....a fave oldie of mine. How do I go about getting my hands your remix? Frantically waiting for a response!!!

Back at ya chickie!!!!

I wanna go...haven't been out with Roby since New Years and haven't been out with everyone else since............................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................... yeah, since then!!!! Have fun guys!!! I liked Seb Fontaine live....kept me entertained for a few hours (then again...doesn't take much to entertain me!!!). Hope to hang again soon!!! Cheers!!!

Giddy Up Magical Man....opinions good --- bashing bad!!!

I was bored today so I wrote a poem. It's cheezy but hey, WTF!!!! Okly dokly I guess I am Ok, I lied, it's a sham I wish I were on my way To finishing off this boring day I want to get up off my sorry ass But I am waiting for my weekend pass I work all week to get to this point Now I am impatient to smoke my joint Ain't it great, it's Friday nite The rest of the weekdays really bite It's time to sit back and relax I am listening to some wicked tracks Where do I go and what do I do So many places, what do I choose Decision is made and I'm dressed to the nines I am use to this, I've done it so many times My red bull and vodka is in hand I am already dancing as hard as I can I don't want the evening ever to end But it does, I go home and I am spent Saturdays are really kind of fun I stay in bed to rest my tired buns Then Saturday nites arrive again A nite of partying 'til 10am Thank you for Sunday afternoons I sleep, I eat, I watch football and poon. The dreaded Sunday bedtime has arrived I have to go back to work, I'm gonna die Monday morning is around the bend I guess I have to wait for Friday again See.....kind of cheezy but it wasted some of my afternoon!!! Have a great weekend kiddies!!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do......FAWK THAT.....do it all!!!

Damn KittE...nice job!!! I believe in a method like yours too BUT I also love the Fuck Fest Blow Job...no teasing just pure animal cock sucking. Taking that pipe and shoving it down your throat as far as possible. As PORN once said "A blow job is always better when the bitch is gagging". Kinda nasty thought but it's great fun nonetheless. I guess it's just dependant on the mood I'm in I guess!!! As for you NFK...as soon as you have that Palace of Shame ready to go, PORN and I will be knocking on your door!!! You can count on that!!!

Ladies...Ladies...Ladies...any of you want the info on the Dick Man, come to me and I will give you AAALLLLLLL the juice on this boy! Yo, Dick, I'm back on the sex board just so I can go up against you!!!!

RALMFFAO!!!! That is outrageously funny. If you ever find out where your friend found this you have to tell us!!!

Nikilina....your little baby boxer is the cutest thang....makes me want a puppy so bad. I am a big boxer fan....actually luv most large dogs. When I lived at home we had a Rottweiler named Dillion. I hope your baby brings as much happiness as ours did!!!

I don't know if this worked but this is my pet.....everyone please say hello to Dirk Diggler. He is a 4'6" Green Iguana that will be 4 years old in April. He is dumb as a pea and cute as a dinosaur.