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  1. The woman I sit beside jsut told me about this...too fucked up!!! If somebody at work grabbed my ass I would be levitating my knee to their groin area at full speed!!! ------------------
  2. Trying to convince my man a video camera is a great investment...once I am done that, I plan on making movies AAALLLLLLLLL the time. I do have pics. though...they are pretty cool!!! ------------------
  3. Get out your cowboy hat and GIDDY UP girlfriend!!! That is Super Duper Trooper Fantastic!!! I know, cheezy way to congratulate you...but hey!!! ------------------
  4. MMMMMmmmmmm, thanks Mario...kick me while I am down!!! If you can't find your Tina, I know where you can get more!!! HeHeHe!!! You just ask and I will tell!!! HeHeHe!!! ------------------
  5. Ok...I wanted something funny...that's just plain gross...chewy shitty goodness...really...where the hell did you come up with that sick picture!!! ------------------
  6. OMFG...RALMFFAO...this has to be the raunchiest, sickest, pukiest thing I have ever read...you are one sick mo fo...I FUCKING LUV IT...give me some more!!! ------------------
  7. MMMMMmmmmmm, thanks Mario...kick me while I am down!!! ------------------
  8. Since we have never met,I am assuming you don't mean me!!! HeHeHeHe!!! ------------------
  9. Ok...have you ever actually heard or seen Jean Chretien??? Our Prime Minister is a freaking loser. He says and does some things that are so idiotic that other countries literally point and laugh. So, don't worry...we are just as fucked!!! ------------------
  10. I was in the elevator looking up and I read the funniest quote: Fidel Castro said he hopes George W. Bush "is not as stupid as he seems". Everyone in the elevator was howling in laughter at this quote....including yours truly!!! ------------------
  11. Holy Shiot....and to think I am all the way in Toronto. How funny is that! This world os alot smaller than one would think. It was funny yesterday and it's still funny today thoug!!!. ------------------
  12. JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!! DOING BACK FLIPS!!! CHEERING YOU ON!!! I am so happy for you chickie!!! Best wishes!!! ------------------
  13. JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!! DOING BACK FLIPS!!! CHEERING YOU ON!!! I am so happy for you chickie!!! Best wishes!!! ------------------
  14. Oh Roby...it's not that bbbaaddd....it's not ttthhhhaattt...TeeHeeHee...HeHeHe...HoHoHo...HaHaHa...BwahHahHah...Choke...Cough...Hack...TeeHeeHee...HeHeHe...HoHoHo...HaHaHa...BwahHahHah...Choke...Cough...Hack!!!!!!!! ------------------
  15. I just want you to know Myrlin...if I were going this weekend I would def. get dressed in a weird and wacky way purely for the sake of being obnoxious. But, alas, I can not go!!! ------------------
  16. lexxxi

    Now this...

    Well...Dickie...you already know where I stand on this issue. Now you want me to clarify it in front of all these people so I can look shallow and pathetic?!?!?! FINE!!! I MUST HAVE BIG COCK (not HUGE but BIG)....they feel better, they look better, they taste better and they go down better. Now, if a guy has a big one and doesn't know how to use it then I don't like that. I got lucky...I have PORN and he is a STAR (of course this is only my opinion). So...there it is Dickie Boyee!!! See how shallow I am!!! And now as I submit my reply, do I say goodbye or do I BBBLLLEEEHHH you?!?!?! BBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!! (just thought I would use up one of these for this occassion). Luv Ya Mister!!! ------------------
  17. Hey thanks....he was one of my faves growing up....all pink and sly and clumsy and stuff. Had the cutest stuffed thingy of him when I was a lil' un'.....until my bros ripped him apart....big meany!!! ------------------
  18. lexxxi

    THREEEEEEESOMES!

    I am in agreeance with The Kitte Kat! The idea of a threesome or moresome is that EVERYONE is involved and everyone is being pleased in some manner (kisses, touches, licks, fucks, etc). For me, I am always touching someone and someone is always touching me....I prefer this over pleasing one person only. One may get the feeling of being left out and ignored. This is something you don't want to fuck with....or the entire thing is destroyed. Don't get me wrong, pleasing one person isn't wrong or inadequate. When in a group this will occur occassionally for moments just to make someone go crazy in pleasure....but only a moment is necessary. It's just more fun if everyone is involved at the same time. Think of it this way...hands moving everywhere, touching everything, not really knowing whos hand that is caressing you. Lips locking on different parts of the bodies of different people. Multiple moans coming from multiple people, increasing the intensity of the moment. Everybody writhing and grinding their bodies together. Just my 2 cents worth!!! ------------------
  19. Now Now spoonyd...Toronto wasn't that bad last month!!! TeeHeeHee....I can't believe I am actually defending this cold bitter little city!!! Next time you are here you should tell PORN and I...we will keep you entertained!!! ------------------
  20. TeeHeeHee...HeHeHe...HoHoHo...HaHaHa...BwahHahHah...Choke...Cough...Hack...TeeHeeHee...HeHeHe...HoHoHo...HaHaHa...BwahHahHah...Choke...Cough...Hack!!!!!!!! ------------------
  21. If we love someone so much, should we not love them and tell them we love them everyday instead of saving up until V-Day??? At least that's what I do!!! ------------------
  22. I not only bought one 300 gram bag of my Maynard Wine Gums......I bought 2!!! I am the bigest piggie....I wonder how long these will last?!?!?!?!
  23. NFK...Dull...Boring...I just can't see that!!! I am trying to picture it but it just ain't happening!!! But, if need be, I will offer you my services and I will come to you and beat you senselessly if you so desire!!! You know my number!!!
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