a blonde gets pulled over on the freeway for speeding by a cop, also a blonde. the cop approaches the car. "can i see your license, please?" the cop asks. the driver looks through her purse and can't seem to find it. finally, she comes across a mirror. looking in it, she says, "here you go, officer!" the cop grabs the mirror, takes a look at it, and says, "o! why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?!?!?!"