ok...well, i personally feel that shakira's a midget, mya's eyes are each as big as her mouth (and that's frighteningly big), and aaliyah (r.i.p.) was a dog. jessica simpson looks like an alien horse. pink is straight-up busted, janet jackson is one step behind her brother in line at the plastic surgeon's office. gwen stefani spends way too much time making herself look as ugly as possible, when there actually is an attractive girl under there (or maybe just used to be). i'm with you on the rest, mostly, and definitely on britney .