trancerxn112

lol... damn how long are your relationship... my longest is a month!

seems a lot of people have the nail biting habit... i actually broke this habit last year... heres the trick: Go to the cosmetics section of a supermarket and by a bottle of Top Coat nail polish make sure its clear with no glitter or else you'll look gay... apply two coats to each nail... itll give them the appearance of manicured nails but even better then that you wont bite them because they just dont feel the same. As soon as you bring them to your mouth you remember the top coat and bam you break the habit. My name is Mike and im no longer a nail biter.

i got it, read it... fucking gross but i still love fast food... TACO BELL

yea you can call me the fun guy whahaha

1 Toyota Camry 2 Honda Accord 3 Honda Civic 4 Oldsmobile Cutlass/Supreme/Ciera 5 Jeep Cherokee/Grand Cherokee 6 Chevrolet Full Size C/K Pickup 7 Toyota Corolla 8 Ford Taurus 9 Chevrolet Caprice 10 Ford F150 Pickup 11 Dodge Caravan/Grand Caravan 12 Chevrolet Cavalier 13 Plymouth/Dodge Neon 14 Pontiac Grand Am 15 Nissan Sentra 16 Ford Explorer 17 Ford Mustang 18 Oldsmobile Delta 88/Royale 19 Buick Le Sabre 20 Ford Escort 21 Cadillac Deville 22 Chevrolet Full Size Extended Cab Pickup 23 Plymouth Voyager/Grand Voyager 24 Nissan Maxima 25 Toyota Pickup

not to sound like im tooting my own horn but he last 5 girls i was in a relationship with had boyfriends at the time... some of them broke up with them... some of them didnt... im not proud of it which is why its something about myself i dont like

im in too... ill help with the customs and taxing.

... Always saying the wierdist shit that comes to my mind ... Not being emotionally sympathetic to my significant others ... Always being attracted to girls that have boyfriends

err woops... the sandpaper thing was just a joke.

thats gauge, thats her name

i love how he calls her horse face lol

you make it seem like it takes 8-12 hours per orgasm bro... i dunno bout you but 5-10 minutes of alone time without interruption and im content... how long does it take you? are you doing with with 40 grain or 80 grain sandpaper?

Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here. thats some deep shit

Him - You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. You - on average once a day, however not systematically or methodically... sometimes just not in the mood for anything and go on for days without thinking or caring about sex... i see a pattern here!

damn man... you should have been the architect in matrix 2... "you are human ergo you masterbate twice a day concordantly your systemic response requires you do it more methodically"

i concur with this... i wasnt really to into it but once i did it the first time i could get enough that really is the best time... when they are on a low flow day though...

2-3 times a day is about the norm... always before going to bed unless i parties so hard that i would fall asleep in the middle of it... dont laugh its happened before.

:laugh: need a video of peter north as the icing to this cake...

Love and Sex... with Famki Jansen and that guy from Swingers... really good movie

"I used to have bird... but cat come and BIT its head off"

lol "i know you, you order 3 piece schesse cake everyday."

"meatboll and spaghetti?"

"listen to your friend, Billy Zane, hes trying to help you." - Hansel