trancerxn112

hahahah that has to be the funniest thing ive read on CP ever!!

doesnt work... but if you get a 1-2 combo on their chest i hear that hurts like a motherfucker! lol

lol great response thanks!!! but seriously, ive been hit in the nuts a couple of times never directly but mostly grazing blows and i gotta tell you it cant be less painful then labor i would never hit a girl in the tit, come to think of it i would never hit them... maybe just shake them up a little if i felt they absolutely positively deserved it.

i totally agree with you... when you first meet a person they could be absolutely stunningly beautiful but once you get to know them if their personality is not up to par they suddenly start looking uglier and uglier... happened to me with a lot of my ex's and even prospectives...

if heaven is a place on earth it HAS to be between her legs

You never hear a guy saying, "If you do this im gonna punch you in the tit." Do girls have ANY idea how much it hurts being kicked in the dick/balls? im sure if you did, you would realize that you dont even need to hit a guy in the balls. The threat in itself is so painful that the action is unnecessary. So why do you ladies always feel you have to use this against us?

Only one on that list i would do lol...

"im not like you.. god didnt bless me with looks, charm, strength or a fully functional brain" im sorry... ill try to be nicer in the future

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you know when i call people sometimes i put on my phony indian accent and tell them my name is deepak... wiiiiiierd! lol

its not negativity its true... do you doubt my logic ?

one more birthday just means one more year closer to DEATH! besides i dont feel any different on my birthday then any other day.

you need new friends... besides birthdays are overated...

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Shmikun112

See... no one ever believes me...

a close second... http://www.condoms.au.com/condom_frame2.htm i like your site though lol nice tips ** now that i checked i think its broken **

which story? i have a lot of pre-written A papers...

Baruch is $2100 a semester for Undergraduates and is slightly more for Grad School... Baruch is considered the "business school" of the CUNY system. They have an awesome part-time program from what i hear but i plan on doing my MBA in Finance in Colombia or NYU then going to Law School to get my LLM in Corporate Law.

Waiting for the last time For my friend to change my mind Waiting for the last drop Seems like a long long time Maybe I should go back home I'll sit and wait right by the phone Praying over the porcelain throne On my dirty sticky floor Ask me what I want Easy that's just more How long will I wait for you Twice as long as I did before Standing in the freezing snow Maybe you left I just don't know I'll soon be lying on my own On some dirty sticky floor I hope no one can see me The tin man says I'm doing fine That lion ain't gonna get me See that gun right there it's mine I've painted a face where I burnt the floor Now the face has become my devil's door Laying in the back room On my dirty sticky floor On my dirty sticky I know what you were thinking...

"You saw that, he attacked me i had to defend myself that negro was on PCP... no, no paper work just sprinkle some crack on him johnson." -Dave Chapelle What is with the crack comment...? Im confused...

didnt we do this like last year? it didnt work out so well... i just remember theres a pic of me and ronin floating around, number 1 meat and number 2 meat on CP

the pic doesnt work...

see her all the time, she works in Chilis in a mall close to me... i always tried to avoid her but then she recognized me and now wants to meetup... thats not happening!

you ... wouldnt ... want ... to ... make ... me .... angryyyy!