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suthrnbelle

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  1. i agree that song is getting old, but i actually like him a lot--the CD is reall good as a whole
  2. i am right there with you
  3. you know i will ALWAYS be here for you and nothing it seems will ever screw up our friendship and i like it that way love ya! and we are getting dan to hook us up with continental from now on, lol...
  4. ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
  5. but for a beta site, i give it 2 thumbs up
  6. hmmmm, i missed the drama with him...fill in this southern belle and tell me the scoop someone....i don't remember him--
  7. green peas SUCK...(i just spent the last 10 mins picking them out of my rice pilaf)
  8. i agree, the logo def needs work, lol...plus, there is no application or job availability noted.
  9. lemme tell you, it is not easy--LOL...NYCchic24 has plane trouble every time she comes to see me so she is only here like a day, lol...and when i moved to live with her, she had to change jobs and go to NYC with you crazy people--we definitely have a true friendship to last through it all, and it is something very rare, i guess---i am lucky to have her
  10. hey i am from Florida...went to myrtle beach when i was a kid, but not recently sorr i can't bge of more help, but if you want, i can ask around and try to find out some cool places for you to go...lemme know you will have a BLAST i am sure!!!
  11. you need some fun to take your mind off the recent events and to get you back into the dating scene(yuck, lol), not someone that is going to hassle you...(just MO)...i will come and see you, lol
  12. I am sure this has been posted before, but... http://www.thespark.com/sluttest/
  13. kick her to the curb, hon...you need distraction and fun, not stalkers...
  14. good for you and yes, i did it was a rough finals week and i needed some time with my best friend sue: most of it--i am gonna try it on again in a bit--the plaid pants may be too big, lol...thanks soooooo much for bringing it all!!
  15. A Useful Tool for Self-Assessment Answer these twelve questions to assess whether you may have a problem with sexual addiction. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life? Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose? Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media? Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems? Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter? Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual? Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship? Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief? Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.? Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development? Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence? Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal? If you answered yes to more than one of these questions, we would encourage you to seek out additional literature as a resource or to attend an Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting to further assess your needs
  16. lol, did you ever "find strange hands in your sweater"? Don't tell me you don't know what love is When you're old enough to know better When you find strange hands in your sweater When your dreamboat turns out to be a footnote I'm a man with a mission in two or three editions And I'm giving you a longing look Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book Chapter One we didn't really get along Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six The way you walk The way you talk, and try to kiss me, and laugh In four or five paragraphs All your compliments and your cutting remarks Are captured here in my quotation marks Don't tell me you don't know the difference Between a lover and a fighter With my pen and my electric typewriter Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel And I'm giving you a longing look Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book
  17. http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/home/ enjoy
  18. i am so glad you are going-- s/b pretty interesting!
  19. me too, i try to read something for pleasure every night when i am going to bed...even though i am always reading for m lit major as well...
  20. joe cartoon is always good for a few laughs...the new goanna humpah is DUMB, but there are some funny clips on here... http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/home/
  21. it is raining here, so i dug up some old sites on the comp to amuse myself... http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html if anyone stumps the computer, who did you use?
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