suthrnbelle

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie" (or the floor in this case...)

so glad you are back!!! we have missed you how bout a famous gabo story to celebrate?

was listening to John Mayer this AM(again, lol) and i LOVE the song about 1983, esp this part: whatever happened to my whatever happened to my whatever happened to my lunchbox when came the day that it got thrown away and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision? made me think...about my lunchboxes. anyone remember theirs? anyone still have them? i miss those days!

a wrangler or a cherokee??

that's tough cause i am an SUV girl but in your case, since you said you drive a lot, go for the altima...although i am not sure what mileage an eclipse gets? if it is good enough, go for it

i had the midterm from hell today though, so i am not so sure it was a good day... thursdays and fridays suck for me, so i am looking to saturday now

lol, good call

here's another... YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND We got the afternoon You got this room for two One thing I've left to do Discover me Discovering you One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue And if you want love We'll make it Swimming a deep sea Of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to be a while Your body Is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands) Your body Is a wonderland Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase You tell me where to go and Though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed Without my hand behind it you want love? We'll make it Swimming a deep sea Of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to be a while Your body Is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands) Your body Is a wonderland Damn baby You frustrate me I know you're mine all mine all mine But you look so good it hurts sometimes Your body Is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands) Your body Is a wonderland ~John Mayer

dgmodel: i love that whole CD, but that is my fave song on it... thehacker: mine too,

good call...guys like that are the reason i have commitment issues

i would rape someone on the street first, LOL just kidding, but idk if i could make it that long--i would go crazy!

dammit, according to the website, it is mostly up north and none around here and i was all excited

hmmm...guess i will have to try it...can you just buy it in supermarkets?

lol, maybe that is my prob--i am prolly buying the same crap dgmodel buys,

bump, b/c it is STILL 98 degree outside at 12:30 at night!

149, me too...tell that to my teachers though, lol

LMAO, you have GOT to be kidding me!

and does anyone know when the walkie-talkies go universal(state-to-state)? i thought it was s'posed to be this year

hi ... Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decide I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Bakker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka. 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..." 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the button's open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink. 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

Staying home alone on a Friday Flat on the floor looking back On old love Or lack thereof After all the crushes are faded And all my wishful thinking was wrong I'm jaded I hate it I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here Searching all my days just to find you I'm not sure who I'm looking for I'll know it When I see you Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom Staying up all night just to write A love song for no one I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here I could have met you in a sandbox I could have passed you on the sidewalk Could I have missed my chance And watched you walk away? I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here You'll be so good You'll be so good for me ~John Mayer

lol, so tomorrow is on track to be ok...

bwahahahahha ...that site was AWFUL! i will have nightmares starring carol barbi now!!!

what is this?!?!?! http://www.mercadesminroe.com/10003598.jpg is she giving herself a mammogram or something?? she looks like she is in pain!

that is horrible!