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I got Tia Carrere once long time ago , Nia Peeples once long time ago and one time - this hairdresser said my face looked like Pamela ANderson ! (except I got black hair) -3 years ago

Man I hate conservative people ! At my wedding I want to dress up dance like Celia Cruz !!

I went to a boring ass wedding where NOBODY danced. The DJ played Nelly, Jay Z and Lumidee and nobody danced becuz conservative young Christian people didn't know how to fuckin get down !! So I went up to the DJ and told him to play Prince- Kiss and I did my thing . I was the only one on the dance floor - heard girls giggling and herbs give me funny looks but seriosuly Why should I be ashamed to have fun ? Then my mother goes on and on about how embarrassed she was of me ..bla ..bla One table acutally clapped when I finished ! ha !ha ha ! Then mama said - they clapped becuz they feel sorry for you ! I danced like stripper hewa and the Christians looked at me like I had 666 on my forehead !! LOL The groom's father was a minister and they talked about Jesus and prayed every 30 mintues ! Man I feel like I was in Footloose or something ! I'm not afraid to dance by myself - you should have seen these bitches - all dancing in a circle like it's junior high and shit ! I think they were jealous cuz they can't dance by themselves Now I must get my groove on excuze me . :laugh:

yea You got this "fantasy" about how that person is or might be and you fall in love with the idea of that person without knowing what a loser/psycho/ retard they really are

yea it was her. Guess she showed up cuz she used to sit front row at LAker's games with Jack.

He kept hiding his face behind the chalkboard becuz he couldn't stop cracking up . ha ha ha ha !

sometimes I need help figuring them out.... Also when I say game - I mean I like challenge. I don't like guys I can figure out after just one conversation. I like guys that puzzle me.

This may sound fucked up - but I actually like games.

Becua if I kow he's trying to make me jaelous or get a rise out of me - it's becuz he has feelings for me Becuz it means he wants me to sweat him .

no I'm asking ... How do you kow when a guys is trying to make you jealous ? How do you know the difference between - if he wants to make you jealous ? or he's just dissing you ?

What are some things men do to try to make girls jealous ?? when a guy talks aboout how they did this and that with another chic and about how much other girls sweat them - Are they trying to make jealous ? Or ..are they just trying to tell you " I don't like you , I like the other ho better ?"

How much is it to rent skates ?? what time does it start ?

Where can I get pics of fattest, ugliest black women ?? I need pics of nastiest black pussy around !

so they don't REALLY care how many guys we fucked right ? They're just asking out of insecurity It's like girls asking - " How much do you think I weigh ?" and no answer is right !!!

WHy do men care how many ### guys a girl has been with ? I know posted this before but I didn't get down to the nitty gritty. I read in Cosmo - when a man asks " How many guys you been with" means - " SO out of all the guys you fucked - I'm the best right ?" ANYWAYS - this guy I liked asked me that and I told him the truth and I don't think he likes me any more becuz I was no Virgin Mary. So I asked him why he was asking me this and he said " I want to be honest " - wtf does that mean cuz we're not bf/gf. He told me he's been with 80 women - like I care. Being judged for who you fucked in the past is UNFAIR !!!! And not likeing someone becuz of their ### is Stupid ! I think this guys' a weirdo too - he kept buggin me about how many guys I've been with and if I fucked anyone else while I was with him - meanwhile he doesn't want a girlfriend. He made me feel bad for shit I did like 5 years ago. WEIRDO - I never had a guy that bugged me soo much about how many partners I had. What's his problem ?

what ? I'm serious . why you laughing ?

She probably meant - seeing you with another person - stirs up so much emotions like jealousy, anger, sadness and weirdness and she can't handle it becuz she feels like she's gonna throw up and crap in her pants.

I was at CVS today - I came across a guy stacking up boxes of enemas and we both looked at the illustraion on the back and started laughing ... Oh I also use it to flush out my bunghole before I get rammed up the ass ! Y'all should try it !! It's so so refreshing ! :laugh:

The only reason I would get them would be to 1. look good in front of guys 2. To show off and attract wrong attention and 3. To compete with other girls with implants. I like my small peaches ...but One time this Hindu guy made fun of me. I DO NOT WANT IMPLANTS but sometimes I feel pressure to have them just becuz everyone else has them. But I wouldn't do it becuz it wouldn't make me happy. I would not be doing it to make myself feel better - I'd be doing for all the wrong reasons. SO I SAY NO THANnnx ! I LOVE MY SMALL PEACHES !!

Anyone ever seen Fleet Enenmas - on the back there's the funniest illustration/ direction on the box !! HA HA HA HA !! On the direction -There's some man bent over and trying to shove the enema up his ass !!! HA HA HA HA !! LOL !! :laugh: :laugh:

no it's a different India ..LOL

Why would u ssume that just becuz a girls has small boobs she has low self esteem ? LISTEN UP GUYS AND GIRLS - a girl's self esteem doesn't come from the size of her tits ! Quote - are you a big beefy guy ? People of similar bone builds tend to attract.

HELLO PEOPLE - the police had enough evidence to charge him with felony sexual assult. WHY WOULD HE TURN HIMSELF IN if this was a false accusation ???? Just becuz he's a well respected athlete it doesn't mean he's a good guy. Who knows maybe he did or maybe he didn't. But by turning yourself in - it's like admitting you did it.

What a useless advice. Tell me something I don't know.

The married deli owner was 32. He's an immigrant from Italy. He says he married his wife to get a green card. Funny - when I talk to his wife at the deli - she acts all lovey dovey with him. She talks about how they built up the business together with him this and that.... My sister didn't want to hang out with them - but I forced her to come out becuz the guy thought she was hott and I thought it be rude if she didn't come. Now - the Mexican midget makes my sandwiches. He is really Peruvian but he is very short and has an enormous head - whcih makes him look like a dwarf. Comprende ? Oh yea - he called my sister yesterday and we met - I just told him " I hope you're not mad at me cuz I still wanna eat your sandwiches" Then he turns around and tells my sister " We'll hang out as friends after my wife comes back from vacation. Oh and don't bring your sister (me) next time. He said he got mad when I threatened to blackmail him by telling his wife what he's gonna try to do with my sister. And "where he comes from" people don't do that to friends !!! WEll where I come from you don't try to fuck your friend's sister in front of your face !!!! MY Sister is not gonna hang with him. SHe thinks he's an immigrant slob. ~ THE END ~