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lafemcaliente

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  1. t minus thirty minutes south of you
  2. i hate caramel. but wtf do ice cream toppings really hafta do with it anyway?
  3. glad i could help the cause, no bad days allowed
  4. imma big fan of ice cream, speshilly on a day like today.. if we agree on toppings then it meant to happen,
  5. enjoy your night bun bun... you'll be ok
  6. you're absolutely right, it is worded a little that way.. so i'd just like to officially announce that lafemcaliente is not married. thanks, management.
  7. yikes.... *kissies* for my g-spot sidekick
  8. we're in the same boat it seems. stupid boat
  9. the second and the fifth girls in the last pic are stunning...
  10. very insightful.. it's true, and especially regarding a marriage you should have communication and an appreciation of each other's wants/needs. compromise is key..
  11. God bless the fem who marries you phatman- it really does depend on the people, the situation.. its not a ridiculous concept but i think i am personally too horny to go though anything like that, lol.. i count the daysss but yea, i think she's trying to convince him, lol.. ill keep everyone updated on how long that lasts (if it all)
  12. lol, easy there tiger... i personally dont see the point if you already have sex, but i was discussing this with a friend who is getting married. and i might have told her to go for it, but she plans on not giving it up for like 3-4 months... no wayyy thats gonna fly, lol and btw- in the dress? lol
  13. say you were engaged and you were maybe a month from the wedding, would you consider not having sex until the honeymoon? would that make a difference or is there no point?
  14. this thread reeks of notallthere
  15. seaside passed a law making everything 18+... the only 'not 18 parties' are tempts and merge on saturday i think, i could even be wrong about that tho.. im suprised that said that to you, unless its a special party... cause jp at merge was 21, but thats all ive heard about so far this summer.
  16. lafemcaliente

    Convict

    A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck; if he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry he may kill us. Be strong honey, I love you!" To which the wife responds: "He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear, he told he that he is gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him that it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!"
  17. lafemcaliente

    $200...

    haha, cute!
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