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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you

need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...Follow the

instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book

"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by DavePilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine

your New first name:

> a=poopsie

> b=lumpy

> c=buttercup

> d=gidget

> e=crusty

> f=greasy

> g=fluffy

> h=cheeseball

> i=chim-chim

> j=stinky

> k=flunky

> l=booger

> m=pinky

> n=zippy

> o=goober

> p=doofus

> q=slimy

> r=loopy

> s=snotty

> t=tulefel

> u=dorkey

> v=squeezit

> w=oprah

> x=skipper

> y=dinky

> z=zsa=zsa.

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine

> the first half of your new last name:

>

> a = diaper

> b = toilet

> c = giggle

> d = burger

> e = girdle

> f = barf

> g = lizard

> h = waffle

> i = cootie

> j = monkey

> k = potty

> l = liver

> m = banana

> n = rhino

> o = bubble

> p = hamster

> q = toad

> r = gizzard

> s = pizza

> t = gerbil

> u = chicken

> v = pickle

> w = chuckle

> x = tofu

> y = gorilla

> z = stinker

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine

> the second half of your New last name:

>

> a = head

> b = mouth

> c = face

> d = nose

> e = tush

> f = breath

> g = pants

> h = shorts

> i = lips

> j = honker

> k = butt

> l = brain

> m = tushie

> n = chunks

> o = hiney

> p = biscuits

> q = toes

> r = buns

> s = fanny

> t = sniffer

> u = sprinkles

> v = kisser

> w = squirt

> x = humperdinck

> y = brains

> z = juice

Here is my new name:

Pinkybubblepants -:laugh:

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