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1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet

clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one

talking to you.

8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name-tag.

9. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

11. Are those real?

12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

for that thing you do with your tongue.

13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by

morning.

14. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself.

15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

17. F*@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

18. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom

floor.

19. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

20. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

21. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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we had a few threads about this in the dc forum recently, but they turned into conversations, so i won't put the links here. they had some good ones, though...

but i was bored at work today, and i made one up all by my lonesome. pretend you like it.

"are you an orphan? 'cause i wanna be your daddy."

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my co-worker henry has these to offer. he's a real ladykiller, with these:

"i'm horny, so... wanna fuck?"

"i don't see any cute girls in here, so, i guess you'll do."

but i like this one:

"if you were a booger, i'd pick you." :aright:

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one of my favorites:

visibly lick your index finger and put it on her dress, then "let´s you get out of that wet clothes ;)"

btw: NEVER EVER open with one of those lines, they are fun to make fun of but nothing more. for example i´m using such a thing as the one above when i´m already talking to her, to tease her or to change topics to the stupidest lines she ever got and the funniest pickup attempts guys used on her

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Originally posted by apotheosis

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one

talking to you.

8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name-tag.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

11. Are those real?

12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

for that thing you do with your tongue.

13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by

morning.

14. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself.

15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

19. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

21. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

these are my favorite:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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guy: do u have any italian in u?

girl:no....

guy:do u want some??

***is that a mirror in your pocket....cause i can see myself in your pants.....

***....do u have a quarter....my mom told me to call when i met the girl of my dreams....

i have more but ....eh........

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I suggest not using a line. Unless you're very sexy, it does not help you to meet more females.

A female needs to trust you before anything happens. Using a line, gives the impression that you're being fake in a subtle way.

If you use a line in a playful way without any ulterior motive ... just to get a laugh ... then that's a different story.

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