phatman Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 I tend to think some of mine, if not all of them, stem from classic authors or something I read in a fortune cookie.Example:The truths to life are simple, humans just complicate them.or my new motto:Eat, poop, and play - what else is there to life.What about you...share your wisdom/ignorance here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 i dig the one in my sig Also, ~Carpe Diem (Seize the day)~You are what you eat~Don't look a gift horse in the mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by gmccookny i dig the one in my sig Also, ~Carpe Diem (Seize the day)~You are what you eat~Don't look a gift horse in the mouth THOSE WERE YOU!?!?!?!?!??! its like i've always said... don't wiz on the electric fence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 This is a fun idea... "I *might* regret trying, but I *will* regret not trying.""What makes you think that I care what you're thinking?"(Think about that one... it's incredibly ironic.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 "STUPID IS YOU"STONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 It's Vou Ja De - that feeling that you've never had that feeling before...(not my best work but i'm trying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 joeg steals most of my shit cause he is an unoriginal McFuckbag.btw...joe, Pasta tonight with of course Francesco Rinaldi at Quoth's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liteflyr Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by hoke This is a fun idea... "I *might* regret trying, but I *will* regret not trying.""What makes you think that I care what you're thinking?"(Think about that one... it's incredibly ironic.) hm i like those, especially the second one ...one of mine is:if you don't have any expectations, you will never be disappointed.a bit pessimistic but works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by joeg THOSE WERE YOU!?!?!?!?!??! ooPs, i missed the word "original"its like i've always said... don't wiz on the electric fence! Ren n Stimpy have claim on that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by liteflyr if you don't have any expectations, you will never be disappointed.That's a good one... reminds me of another one I live by:"I have no expectations, only hopes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 it's always the one you would die for..that ends up killing u*although that...and every other quote tends to spread like the plague once posted anywhere....lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodi Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 "Don't eat yellow snow"Not an orignal but still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 hmmm. .. . . "Accident?? . . ACCIDENT!!! . . Baby, running up twenty large at Bloomingdales AINT NO FUCKING ACCIDENT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by bodi "Don't eat yellow snow"Not an orignal but still funny! I like it? Tastes like Lemonade slurpee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 "Money is the dirtiest thing there is..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 - The im-mature think that knowledge and action are different, but the wise see them as the same- I know i am intelligent because i know that i know nothing- Beliefs are Limitations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by quoth joeg steals most of my shit cause he is an unoriginal McFuckbag.btw...joe, Pasta tonight with of course Francesco Rinaldi at Quoth's. fuckin... dinner sounds fuckin good... i'll fuckin bring the fuckin parmesan fuckin cheese, ya fuckstick... what do ya fuckin mean i fuckin steal shit off you... you Mcfuckbag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by somebitch - I know i am intelligent because i know that i know nothingSocrates' words before eating Hemlock, "I know now that I know nothing." - one of my favorite quotes...-the three things you should be after a good vacation are tan, broke, and fat(er) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 heres mine:"no quote is original, everything has been said before... its just a matter of whether or not your audience has already heard it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by somebitch - I know i am intelligent because i know that i know nothingOr, in the immortal words of Erykah Badhu, "The man who knows something knows that he knows nothing at all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augie81 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 "If your underwears are wet, you've probably pee'd in ur pants"~ Anonymous ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djqwest Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 the classic "It Is, What It Is". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 "shit stinks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 -when you think nothing more can possibly go wrong.....it usually does.-Get busy livin or get busyin dyin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 a truly classic one though would have to be:"real men jerk off with their right hand" - dr0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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