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name : tia wah bin zhou

age : 29

location : edgewater, nj

occupation : internet guru, international spy

a few words to discribe myseld : crazy beautiful

favorite dj : tony draper, dj oscar partytime.

color : roy roger's orange

food : micky D's freedom fries

favorite CD for the ladies : 112

color of car : green

shoes : jordon I II III IV VII VIII X XI XIII Raid, Bo Jacksons

MAD prestos

socks : black nike's (cotton)

colonge : happy, summertime, desire, michael, geo, curve, issie, kango hot ass.

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Have you ever been homeless, and slept on a park bench for three months? (Second bench, junkies row, Washington Square) I have.

Have you ever signed a six-figure employment contract? I have.

Have you ever been forced into bankruptcy? I have.

Have you ever listened to Larry King rip you a new one, live on the air? I have.

Have you ever gotten sloshed with Rush Limbaugh in a local bar? I have.

Have you ever gotten up one morning, thinking that the world was just fine, but lost your girlfriend, your best friend, your money, and your home all before the sun went down? I have...

Have you ever been on Crossfire, NightLine, and the NBC Nightly News? I have.

Have you ever been the inspiration for the main character in a major motion picture? I have.

Have you ever gone temporarily blind in one eye? I have.

Have you ever been offered a five year, no cut deal by one of the three networks? I have.

Have you ever been mentioned in “Page Sixâ€. I have.

Have you ever been good friends with a disgraced televangelist? I have.

Did you ever spent the evening talking to David Duke? I have.

Did you ever sing a chorus of “Alice’s Restaurant†with Arlo? I have.

Have you ever startled an entire theater full of people, then made them laugh, all in the course of an hour? I have.

Have you ever called a rodeo, a major league ball game? I have.

Have you ever lost $14,000 in one morning, trading futures? I have.

Have you ever been tried for grand larceny/grand theft auto? I have.

Have you ever made love? I have.

Have you ever been over to Jerry Wexler’s house? I have.

Have you ever called the draft board, and told them†I’m not going? I have.

Have you ever been stood up bt Emmy Lou Harris? I have.

Have you ever gone more than five months in the market, in the black? I have.

Does that pretty much answer the questions???

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Name: Erica

Age: 21

Location: Union County NJ, but Bergen County, NJ during the school year (Ramapo College)

Major: Business Mgmt & hope to graduate may 2004 :D

i am caring, trustworthy, kind & loving...would do anything and everything for my real friends...

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Age = 24

Occupation: Student, trying to cease being a student and start getting PAID.

Horoscope: Cancer

Things I do: Spin records, Spin tires, Spin rod bearings. Read, write, dance, hug, massage, paint, draw, dance some more, facepaint, rock climb, sail, skydive, shoot, race, wrench on my car, wrench on everybody else's car, break expensive parts, run up large bills, cause political unrest, fuck with people, go insane and frighten my friends, drive off women, leap tall buildings, freeze lakes and rivers with my ice breath, pretend i'm not listening to people, dodge phone calls and bills, empty my savings on car parts and wax, stare at titties, concieve new and innovative ways to further my own mental instability, snorkel, draw on the sidewalk with chalk, shoot waterguns, speed, dock military satellites in low earth orbit with the robotic arm of my SPACE STATION, fry bugs with a magnifying glass, jizz on someone's birthday cake, cover it with icing, read long novels by candlelight, watch the sunset, hold a beautiful woman close, find out she's a lesbian and an Ani Difranco fan, dump women like its my job, find out that it really IS my job, become emittered, sarcastic, jaded and flippant, post on CP, jettison shitty friends, cook delicious spanish dishes, assemble office furniture, conquer any and all driving video games, order chinese food, take bubble baths, buy cheap plastic soldiers and have wars on the living room carpet, play with the cats, snuggle and eat mozzerella sticks.

Style of Dance: *Behold the Angry Tiki*

Favorite DJ: Dave Seaman, DT, Behrouz, Chus & Ceballos, TKC, MV, Bill Patrick and many others.

Least favorite DJ's: Louie DeVito. There are many others that could make this list, but of all of them, this is the one man whom i wish would vanish back to the used car dealership he came from.

One word that describes me: Jilted.

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Originally posted by dgmodel

Have you ever been the inspiration for the main character in a major motion picture? I have.

what character/movie?

Name: Brian

Age: 18

Home: Locust Valley, Long Island

School / Major: U Southern Cal / Business

Summer Occupation: Software engineer

Sport: College Football

DJ: Paul Van Dyk, Carl Cox, DT

CD in the changer right now: Sound Factory S&M party

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Name: Therunner

Age: Not as old as Phatman (but pretty damn close)

Home: Alexandria, Va

School/Major: NVCC/Don't have a fucking clue

Occupation: Analyst

Fav Sport: Foosball, Darts, Billards, Beer Drinking

Fav Food: Free

Words to describe my self are Broke and Horny

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Originally posted by therunner

Name: Therunner

Age: Not as old as Phatman (but pretty damn close)

Home: Alexandria, Va

School/Major: NVCC/Don't have a fucking clue

Occupation: Analyst

Fav Sport: Foosball, Darts, Billards, Beer Drinking

Fav Food: Free

Words to describe my self are Broke and Horny

funny. my sister lives in alexandria. off of seminary road :D
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Originally posted by sassa

funny. my sister lives in alexandria. off of seminary road :D

make sure she stays clear of the runner, the guy's a weirdo, a lost cause. :tongue::D

my turn,

Name: Victor

Age: 29 next week

Home: Live in Silver Spring, MD

School/Major: Univ. South Fla./Public Health

Occupation: Public Health Research Anal-ist :tongue:

Fav Sport: the real football, american footbal & ice hockey

Fav Food: sweets, and mexican food...and cuban..and middle eastern...and indian...and chinese...and...

Words to describe my self: PLUR :blown: (i have to think about this one :D )

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