kken Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 happy birfday fewl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Bday dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 i swear i've got more white hairs this morning than i did when i went to sleep last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.You buy a compass for the dash of your car.You are proud of your lawn mower.Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.You could read better if your arms were longer.You sing along with the elevator music.You would rather go to work than stay home sick.You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.You make an appointment to see the dentist.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.Neighbors borrow *your* tools.People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"You have a dream about prunes.You answer a question with, "because I said so!"The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.You take a metal detector to the beach.You wear black socks with sandals.You know what the word "equity" means.You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.Your ears are hairier than your head.You get into a heated argument about pension plans.You got cable for the weather channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by therunner People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" damn it, it's 9:30. . . my bedtime is 9:30! :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. You get winded playing cards A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions You look forward to a dull evening You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 !!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!i'm gonna buy you 29 tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena1279 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birthday Vic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy birthday old man!! 29 huh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 me tommorow ~~~> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by vicman me tommorow ~~~> Tha'ts how you look all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershoes Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iamme Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birthday VICMAN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy "coming out of the vagina day" Vic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by raver_mania Happy "coming out of the vagina day" Vic! You just ruined the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 they're getting me a cake shaped as a vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by vicman they're getting me a cake shaped as a vagina? No. But that's sick too. I was just saying that the thought of "happy coming out of the vagina day" just ruined the thought of eating cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birthday, bro! I wish you all the best!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birthday, once again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 this thread gets 5 stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 my cane, my cane . . . where is my cane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Cinco de Mayo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birthday Vic!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
descent Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Happy Birfday man! May your knees hold out and keep ya dancin' and prancin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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