Evan Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by tommyarmani Evan, i tried to be freindly & you had to make a wise comment about my love. Could you do me a favor & retract it?thanks, It wasn't that wise. Kinda stupid actually. I'm just too horny lately. been working too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Evan It wasn't that wise. Kinda stupid actually. I'm just too horny lately. been working too hard. Who cares... Ta is taking you downtown, downtown to chinatown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Evan Go bury yourself in the front yard Don't have one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivehadit Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Evan, man, you're NOT pasty--just dust off the friggin k, man. I bet you're spragga underneath it all.Helping, I H I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 x 1,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 7 Author Report Share Posted September 7 Well, I did it. I got some tanner cream and covered myself in it. It actually looks pretty good. I put on a second coat last night for a deeper tan. I'll take some pics today/tommorow and post and u guys can tell me what u think. The only problem I am having is that I got my chest waxed and I think that Chinese bitch ripped one of my nipples. My right nipple has been hurting for the last been 12 hours and it hasn't gone soft. it's been hard all night. Feels like someone is giving me a purple nurple. Laugh all u want, I'm fucken dieing over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by Evan Well, I did it. I got some tanner cream and covered myself in it. It actually looks pretty good. I put on a second coat last night for a deeper tan. I'll take some pics today/tommorow and post and u guys can tell me what u think. The only problem I am having is that I got my chest waxed and I think that Chinese bitch ripped one of my nipples. My right nipple has been hurting for the last been 12 hours and it hasn't gone soft. it's been hard all night. Feels like someone is giving me a purple nurple. Laugh all u want, I'm fucken dieing over here. bro, that no nipple thing is very.. ummm...and why do people gotta start dramaevanyour cool in my book broi gots your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by Evan Ok. here's the deal. I am white. I mean..super pale, ghostly WHITE. Those who saw me at the Sex Board Meetup know this. Meanwhile, I have an invite to be on the show "The 5th Wheel". My schedualed date is on Monday. I need to get tanned before that. I am stuck in CT doing a project and have no time to go to a tanning salon. There is a CVS by me and I was thinking of picking up one of these self tanners: http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/shelf?deptid=2496&catid=2553&subcatid=2558&Brand=-1&page=1Here are my questions:1.) which one is the best?2.) Which kind should I get? Medium, Medium-Dark, or Dark?3.) How often should I put it on?4.) Will it get me tanned by Monday?5.) If I put it on Frday, should I put another coat on Sunday or Monday? bro.. not to be a dick, but how much did you pay those 16 year old girls to take pictures with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by atomicapples bro.. not to be a dick, but how much did you pay those 16 year old girls to take pictures with you? so wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by daemoncel so wrong bro... my man is a walking IT department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by atomicapples bro... my man is a walking IT department. 2 things1) yeah i know2) if there was another meaning to that.. then it went completely over my head... i mean completely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by daemoncel 2 things1) yeah i know2) if there was another meaning to that.. then it went completely over my head... i mean completely! i wonder what he would do if he didnt have any means to connect to http://bbs.clubplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 The girls were both over 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by ivehadit Evan, man, you're NOT pasty--just dust off the friggin k, man. I bet you're spragga underneath it all.Helping, I H I :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 Ok. Here are my before and after pics:Before: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 After: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by Evan After: ...Dude, you've gone from 'very very white' ... to 'still very white, but not very very white'...Go to the bahamas!...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Evan do you own a van??Just curious because you totally have the molester look down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...Dude, you've gone from 'very very white' ... to 'still very white, but not very very white'...Go to the bahamas!...... Lookin good Evan.... Your Transparent... Are you missing the top three buttons on your shirt, or are you trying out for "Queer Eye for the very white guy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 So are u on the show??Did you bang the producer??Was there mounds of K involved??Thanks,Tommy Armani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 You know. You try to do a public service and help other people out on the usage of self tanners and you get shit on. Whatever. Yes, I went to the studio and they did the preliminary taping. I'm waiting for the callback for when the actual date I will be going on will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Fuck you Evan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 No..fuck you AND suck my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Your as hot as hansel right now... Yowsers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 That has to be the lamest line ever. Dude..your pathetic. Stop hiding like the little bitch that you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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