Evan Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Ok. here's the deal. I am white. I mean..super pale, ghostly WHITE. Those who saw me at the Sex Board Meetup know this. Meanwhile, I have an invite to be on the show "The 5th Wheel". My schedualed date is on Monday. I need to get tanned before that. I am stuck in CT doing a project and have no time to go to a tanning salon. There is a CVS by me and I was thinking of picking up one of these self tanners: http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/shelf?deptid=2496&catid=2553&subcatid=2558&Brand=-1&page=1Here are my questions:1.) which one is the best?2.) Which kind should I get? Medium, Medium-Dark, or Dark?3.) How often should I put it on?4.) Will it get me tanned by Monday?5.) If I put it on Frday, should I put another coat on Sunday or Monday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirlnyc Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Noxema is the best or go to the sunless tanning booth. They are pretty decent for what you want. And not to sound like a raging cunt, but Evan, please take care of yourself. I see by the whimsical dancing 'k' that your off the wagon. I didn't sit throught 50274 web pages of of the struggle of your addiction just to see you go to shit. GlOWPS - let me design your site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 I am good now. I only dabble about once a month to once every 2 months. It matters who i hang out with. But thanx for caring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 lol! you're gonna be on the 5th wheel?? I watch that and elimidate all the time! sorry, can't help you out with the tanning stuff, was born with a natural tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 FAKE AND BAKE BABY!!Those self tanner shits don't work, they either turn you orange or you streak. Self tanner is evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Yeah, look at Christina from the VMA's, she has to be using some fake tanning crap. . . find a tanning salon somewhere and light it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 be careful i have know too many people who have turned orange b/c of that stuff. Do a test somewhere on your body and make sure you tan, it would be quite embarrassing being on tv all orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Go to Hollywood tans and do that sunless tan thing...The tanning creams are the And you will look like a pumpkin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by elementx Go to Hollywood tans and do that sunless tan thing...The tanning creams are the And you will look like a pumpkin... That's where I go!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by spragga25 That's where I go!! See what I am talkin about... If you have met spragga you would know what I am talkin about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by elementx See what I am talkin about... If you have met spragga you would know what I am talkin about... Poster Boy!! I should get commission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by spragga25 Poster Boy!! I should get commission Does the rumor come with the tan...If so... I am down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by elementx Go to Hollywood tans and do that sunless tan thing...The tanning creams are the And you will look like a pumpkin... True, everyone's talkin about the 6 second spray-on tan from Hollywood Tans. Costs $25 , and you get tan in like an hour. It lasts for a few days too. Go a couple times and look like Don Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Evan if you can go to hollywood tans or any salon that has the sunless tanning. Its a booth you go in & you get misted with a spray. It works right away. If not, i never really had any success with the lotions. Why do you need to be tan anyway? Dont be fake, be yourself.... Thats free advice.thanks,Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Because if I was myself they'd call me Casper. A friend o mine saw me last week, and she said I looked "sickly" cause I was so pale.As for using a tanning salon with the spray, there is nothing like that here in Greenwich, CT. And I don't have time to go to NYC to do it before Monday. So, I am 100% gonna buy a cream today. I have talkd to many girlsthroughout the night who have used them. They have recommended Lancome, Coppertone Endless Summer, or Nuetrogena.I watched an epsiode of The 5th Wheel last night and EVERYONE on the show was tanned. And in every episode they go to a spa/jacuzzi and I'm not gonna be that pale white boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Actually self tanners now are no longer orange like they were a few years ago. Try Ban de solei (spelling) its in a two chamber tube and it comes out tan not orange. You should try medium dark or dark and its tinted so you know it wont streak. raincry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by tommyarmani Evan if you can go to hollywood tans or any salon that has the sunless tanning. Its a booth you go in & you get misted with a spray. It works right away. If not, i never really had any success with the lotions. Why do you need to be tan anyway? Dont be fake, be yourself.... Thats free advice.thanks,Evan Good advice Tommy!thanks,Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by ninadd Actually self tanners now are no longer orange like they were a few years ago. Try Ban de solei (spelling) its in a two chamber tube and it comes out tan not orange. You should try medium dark or dark and its tinted so you know it wont streak. How long does it take to darken? I would try to apply some on your hip or ass and see the results before applying to the whole body. Everyone's skin is different. My luck I would turn purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 I was thinking of putting some on my cock and balls and fullfilling my girlfriend's fantasies of being with a black man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Evan I was thinking of putting some on my cock and balls and fullfilling my girlfriend's fantasies of being with a black man. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Already been done bro...Thanks,Blackman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Evan, make sure to let us know when it airs. I cant wait to see how it goes! Good luck & enjoy!thanks,EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by tommyarmani Evan, make sure to let us know when it airs. I cant wait to see how it goes! Good luck & enjoy!thanks,EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN Thanks, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Evan you can't go on that show. All the chicks including the producers and workers, will be having an orgy with you in the hot tub as u cook K off their asses with a lighter.thanks,eeeevan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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