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...See, in classic CP fashion, we want to throw an awards show but we never define 'what' the awards are going to be and enforce it strictly, so everyone starts adding categories and then people inevitably get left out of a list and then someone takes issue then we all start arguing...

..Its kinda like if someone took a classroom full of special ed students and had them vote on the Academy Awards. You end up with odd categories like 'Best shiney helmet in a movie' and 'oooh! Time for fruitcup and play yard!'....

..ya dig on what I'm saying?...:aright:...

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MY version of the awards... would need help filling in the rest...

Sperms of Endearment

Saving Ryan's Privates

Romancing The Bone

For Your Thighs Only

Three Men And A Barbie (hotbarbiedoll & ???)

Passenger 69

On Golden Blonde (mystify22)

Intercourse With The Vampire

Mr. Hollund's Phallus

Forrest Hump (jonyquest)

Jurassic Pork (spragga)

Pocahotass (c-luv)

Sleeping Booty

The Loin King

The Sperminator

Cum And Cummer (DGModel & AtomicApples)

Presumed Impotent (Gago)

A Clear And Present Stranger

White Men Can't Hump (ghoooooost)

You've Got Male

I'll Do Anyone (smokesum)

Crocodile Done Me

Snatch Adams (marcid21)

Edward Penishands

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (somebitch)

What About Boob?

Schindler's Fist

Beverly Hills Copulator (glowgrlnyc)

Poonies

Johnny Pneumatic

The Joy Suck Club (ladyshady)

Cunt Hardly Wait

Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off

Nutting Hill

The Thirteenth Whore

Inspect Her Gadget

Free My Willy (tommyarmani)

I Know Who You Did Last Summer (linabina)

Die Hard-on

A Few Hard Men

The Shawwank Redemption

Wet Dreams May Cum

Blast In The Ass

Wild Wild Breasts (naughtybabe)

Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina (sexybabyd)

2000 Legs Under Me

Humped Back at Notre Dame (silente)

101 Fornications

Robin’s Wood

Batman in Robin (Ronin)

Look Who’s Sucking (curreri)

Forever Hung

Breakfast On Tiffany

Jesus Christ: Porno Star

When Hairy Fucked Sally (http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=185702)

Libido Man (upjumpdaboogie)

My Big Lebowski

Sleeping With Seattle

Varsity Blows (Echostar)

The Boobs Brothers (spragga & gabo)

The Firmest

The Hunt for Pink Cuntober (fierydesire)

Riding Miss Daisy

City Lickers

Cock Air

Ed's Wood

Desperate Pleasures

On Deadly Mound

Legs Wide Shut

Interview With A Vibrator

Star Whores

The Three Fuckateers

American Booty

Bringing Out The Head

Seven Dicks Into Beth

Field Of Wet Dreams

End Of Gays

Good Will Hump

The Meattricks

Happy Getsmore (phatman)

Pants/Off

The Cock

Full Latex Jacket

Close Encounters of the Nude Kind

Man On The Poon

Robocock

Major Leg

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom

Vampire in Brook Lynne (linabina)

ET the Extra Testicle (

Cliff's Hanger

Over the Twat

Runway Bride

My Best Friends Wetting

Whores Whisperer

Legends of the Ball

Young Buns

Tango and Snatch

Dirty Lancing

Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit

Pokememon

Jacob the Licker

The Talented Mr. Rip Me

Summer of Slam

Doing John Malkovich

Wee Willy

The Mighty Fucks

The Hairy Bitch Project

American Bi

A Jug's Life (Reeni)

The Bare Clit Project (fierydesire)

The Mask of Porno

Waiting to Climax

Mickey White Eyes

Deep Blue Balls (gmccookny)

Urban Lesbian (too many to mention)

Face Jam

The Bone Erector (nybeauty)

Reaming Out The Dead (somebitch)

Bonfire of the Panties (clubkat)

The Bone Ranger

Glad-He-Ate-Her

Planet of the Gapes

Jumpin' Jack's Ass

The Cocks and the Mound

28 Lays

Prostitute Games

Judge Head

The Whore is Not Enough

Caddysnatch

Orifice Space

The Brady Munch

Scat People

The Perfect Porn

Pump Fiction

Gang Bang Related

Jackie Brown Eye

XXX-Men

Position: Impossible

The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride

Regarding Heinie

Silence of the Loins

Dante Peaks

Play it to the Boner

The Bone Molester (Gabo)

Natural Born Jigglers

Mouth Party

The Flintbones

I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

Pornocchio

Porn on the 4th of July

South Pork: Big Long and Uncut

Lubrication Man

Dangerous Binds

Swallow Man

Throbbin' Hood

Rambone

A Rear And Pleasant Danger

A Clockwork Orgy (everyone)

Splendor in the Ass

Ass Wide Shut

Mr. Holland's Anus

Tits A Wonderful Life

Buttman Forever

My Bare Lady

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

The Bootie Guard

Creamer vs. Creamer

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

There's Something In and Out of Mary

Bare Ass in The Park

Bright Lights, Big Titties (Reeni)

Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory

Das Butt

Diddle-Her on the Roof

Saturday Night Fever Blister

Sorest Rump :whip:

Ordinary Peepholes

Dirty and Hairy

The Man Who Blew Too Much

What Lies Beneath Me

(Spanking) 12 Monkeys

Three Days Of The Condom

For Your Ass Only

The Anus Family

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

Single White She-male

Tales of the Backside

Top Buns

Waiting to XXX Hale

Men in Back

The Inside-her

Ball Street

Spray it Forward

My Best Friends Wetting

ET the Extra Testicle

The Legend in Bagger's Pants

Great Sexpectations

Six Degrees of Penetration

A Cockwork Orange

Ben-In-Her

The Truman Blow

Get Harder

Fucked In 60 Seconds

Jules In Her Nile (sugarnspice69)

Pulp Friction

The Mod Squat

The Negrosheateher

Lace Cowboys

Blow me, O Juliet

Cum-let

MacMuff

The Laying of the Shrew

Julius Eat-her

Twelfth Inch

A Midsummer Night's Cream

As You Stroke It

The Dominatrix of Venice

Much Ado About Fucking

Blowthello

Along He Came Inside Her (sexxyme)

Miss Cunnilingiality

Clitoris Claiborne

A.I. Artificial Implants

One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest

12 Horny Men (take your pick)

Boyz on the Hood

Terms of Enrearment

Cliffbanger

Who Lies Beneath

Womb Raider

Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone

A.I. - Artificial Insemination (tastey)

Maximum Bonerdrive

Caddycrack

Tucker: A Man and his Cream

Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills

Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum

Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm

Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home

Blackdraft

Remember The Tightones

Risky Jizzness

Riding on Boys in Cars

Who's Eating Gilbert Grape

Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Black Cock Down

Blowtime

APooterLips Now

Saturday Night Beaver

Honey I Shanked The Kids

Lord Of The Cock Rings

Booty & The Beast

Harry Squatter

The Midget Bones Diary (marcid21)

Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams

McHale's Gravy

My Cousin's In Me

Jurassic Poke

Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores

A Clockwork Orgy

The Crocodile Humper

Sex Toy Story

Forrest Gimp

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Add Momma To The Train

Twin Cheeks

Gangbangs Of New York

8 Inch

Analize This/That

Bootyshop

My Big Fat Greek Woody (DJJonStephan)

In Diana Jones

Facesitter

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

Blastaway

Friday After Sexed

Glazed And Confused

Malcolm Sex

The Usual Suck-spects

All Quiet On The Breasts In Front

Apoca-lips Now

The Wadfather

Lawrence Of A Labia

Star Whores

To Thrill A Cockingbird

Breast Side Story

The Jism Of Oz

The XXX-orcist

L.A. Cuntfidential

Back To The Coocher

The Empire Stikes From The Back

The Spooge-itive

Boldfinger

Bumfight At The OGay Corral

A Hard Gay's Night

The Little Sperm-Aid

The Magnificent Semen

Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl

Merry Poppings

Sleepy Swallow

Leaking Beauty

A Lad In

The Porn Identity

The Phantom Penis

Any Given Cumday

Raiders Of The Lost Ass

Pornoccio

Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'

The Small Kotowski

The Empire Likes Crack

Monsters Pinc

Mary's Poppin'

Sleeping With 3 Men In Me

Going For Sloppy Seconds

The Pelican Queif

Charlie's Anal

The Princess Derriere

The Legend Of The Banger Van

Behind Emily's Panty Line

The Mount Of Monet Kristal

The Royal Tenderbuns

Twat Lies Beneath

Eyes Wide Slut

Swallow At The Campfire

Ache Legged Fucks

The Wet Dream Catcher

Young Buns

Bang Hur

Bang The Dong Slowly

Queered Science

Starshit Poopers

Poopy Longcockings

Pullet

Final Breastination

Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Driving Into Miss Daisy

Planet Of The Gapes

Cherry Ass Of Fire

Screw Momma In The Train

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

The Sexorcist

Porn Free

The Gaytriot

Sleeping With The Enema

Full Metal Jackoff

Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes

Children Of The Cornhole

Dickochet

Aim It On Rio

The Bad Nudes Bared

My Big Fat Greek Penis (DJJonstephon)

Boyz With Tha Wood

48 Whores

West Side Orgy

Cock Star

For A Fistfull, She Hollers

For A Two-Dollar Whore

The Jungle Boof

The Bone Collector

Toy Story

Anywhere But Here

Deep Impact

Fire Down Below

In & Out

Backdraft

Gone In 60 Seconds

The Serpent And The Rainbow

Any Which Way You Can

Every Which Way But Loose

Howard's End

The Black Stallion

Big Daddy

Three Men and a Little Lady

Lethal Weapon

The Fast and the Furious

Shaft

Driven

Blow

Snatch

Iron Monkey

Woman On Top

Anaconda

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Originally posted by sexxyme

:laugh: LOL WTF IS MY AWARD SUPPOSED TO MEAN?:laugh:

I'm :blind: I'm not finding... one for you.. you should "quote" it.. (if you're referring to my -- whatchamakallit.

Ah.

Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Along He Came Inside Her (sexxyme)

got it.. umm.. When I ran out off "easy" ones.. I started reaching.. most people know who the "He" is.. anyway. N'est-ce pas?

sidebar: should I make it a new thread, and have people fill in, until we have a comprehensive list?

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

MY version of the awards... would need help filling in the rest...

Sperms of Endearment

Saving Ryan's Privates

Romancing The Bone

For Your Thighs Only

Three Men And A Barbie (hotbarbiedoll & ???)

Passenger 69

On Golden Blonde (mystify22)

Intercourse With The Vampire

Mr. Hollund's Phallus

Forrest Hump (jonyquest)

Jurassic Pork (spragga)

Pocahotass (c-luv)

Sleeping Booty

The Loin King

The Sperminator

Cum And Cummer (DGModel & AtomicApples)

Presumed Impotent (Gago)

A Clear And Present Stranger

White Men Can't Hump (ghoooooost)

You've Got Male

I'll Do Anyone (smokesum)

Crocodile Done Me

Snatch Adams (marcid21)

Edward Penishands

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (somebitch)

What About Boob?

Schindler's Fist

Beverly Hills Copulator (glowgrlnyc)

Poonies

Johnny Pneumatic

The Joy Suck Club (ladyshady)

Cunt Hardly Wait

Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off

Nutting Hill

The Thirteenth Whore

Inspect Her Gadget

Free My Willy (tommyarmani)

I Know Who You Did Last Summer (linabina)

Die Hard-on

A Few Hard Men

The Shawwank Redemption

Wet Dreams May Cum

Blast In The Ass

Wild Wild Breasts (naughtybabe)

Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina (sexybabyd)

2000 Legs Under Me

Humped Back at Notre Dame (silente)

101 Fornications

Robin’s Wood

Batman in Robin (Ronin)

Look Who’s Sucking (curreri)

Forever Hung

Breakfast On Tiffany

Jesus Christ: Porno Star

When Hairy Fucked Sally (http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=185702)

Libido Man (upjumpdaboogie)

My Big Lebowski

Sleeping With Seattle

Varsity Blows (Echostar)

The Boobs Brothers (spragga & gabo)

The Firmest

The Hunt for Pink Cuntober (fierydesire)

Riding Miss Daisy

City Lickers

Cock Air

Ed's Wood

Desperate Pleasures

On Deadly Mound

Legs Wide Shut

Interview With A Vibrator

Star Whores

The Three Fuckateers

American Booty

Bringing Out The Head

Seven Dicks Into Beth

Field Of Wet Dreams

End Of Gays

Good Will Hump

The Meattricks

Happy Getsmore (phatman)

Pants/Off

The Cock

Full Latex Jacket

Close Encounters of the Nude Kind

Man On The Poon

Robocock

Major Leg

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom

Vampire in Brook Lynne (linabina)

ET the Extra Testicle (

Cliff's Hanger

Over the Twat

Runway Bride

My Best Friends Wetting

Whores Whisperer

Legends of the Ball

Young Buns

Tango and Snatch

Dirty Lancing

Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit

Pokememon

Jacob the Licker

The Talented Mr. Rip Me

Summer of Slam

Doing John Malkovich

Wee Willy

The Mighty Fucks

The Hairy Bitch Project

American Bi

A Jug's Life (Reeni)

The Bare Clit Project (fierydesire)

The Mask of Porno

Waiting to Climax

Mickey White Eyes

Deep Blue Balls (gmccookny)

Urban Lesbian (too many to mention)

Face Jam

The Bone Erector (nybeauty)

Reaming Out The Dead (somebitch)

Bonfire of the Panties (clubkat)

The Bone Ranger

Glad-He-Ate-Her

Planet of the Gapes

Jumpin' Jack's Ass

The Cocks and the Mound

28 Lays

Prostitute Games

Judge Head

The Whore is Not Enough

Caddysnatch

Orifice Space

The Brady Munch

Scat People

The Perfect Porn

Pump Fiction

Gang Bang Related

Jackie Brown Eye

XXX-Men

Position: Impossible

The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride

Regarding Heinie

Silence of the Loins

Dante Peaks

Play it to the Boner

The Bone Molester (Gabo)

Natural Born Jigglers

Mouth Party

The Flintbones

I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

Pornocchio

Porn on the 4th of July

South Pork: Big Long and Uncut

Lubrication Man

Dangerous Binds

Swallow Man

Throbbin' Hood

Rambone

A Rear And Pleasant Danger

A Clockwork Orgy (everyone)

Splendor in the Ass

Ass Wide Shut

Mr. Holland's Anus

Tits A Wonderful Life

Buttman Forever

My Bare Lady

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

The Bootie Guard

Creamer vs. Creamer

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

There's Something In and Out of Mary

Bare Ass in The Park

Bright Lights, Big Titties (Reeni)

Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory

Das Butt

Diddle-Her on the Roof

Saturday Night Fever Blister

Sorest Rump :whip:

Ordinary Peepholes

Dirty and Hairy

The Man Who Blew Too Much

What Lies Beneath Me

(Spanking) 12 Monkeys

Three Days Of The Condom

For Your Ass Only

The Anus Family

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

Single White She-male

Tales of the Backside

Top Buns

Waiting to XXX Hale

Men in Back

The Inside-her

Ball Street

Spray it Forward

My Best Friends Wetting

ET the Extra Testicle

The Legend in Bagger's Pants

Great Sexpectations

Six Degrees of Penetration

A Cockwork Orange

Ben-In-Her

The Truman Blow

Get Harder

Fucked In 60 Seconds

Jules In Her Nile (sugarnspice69)

Pulp Friction

The Mod Squat

The Negrosheateher

Lace Cowboys

Blow me, O Juliet

Cum-let

MacMuff

The Laying of the Shrew

Julius Eat-her

Twelfth Inch

A Midsummer Night's Cream

As You Stroke It

The Dominatrix of Venice

Much Ado About Fucking

Blowthello

Along He Came Inside Her (sexxyme)

Miss Cunnilingiality

Clitoris Claiborne

A.I. Artificial Implants

One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest

12 Horny Men (take your pick)

Boyz on the Hood

Terms of Enrearment

Cliffbanger

Who Lies Beneath

Womb Raider

Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone

A.I. - Artificial Insemination (tastey)

Maximum Bonerdrive

Caddycrack

Tucker: A Man and his Cream

Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills

Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum

Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm

Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home

Blackdraft

Remember The Tightones

Risky Jizzness

Riding on Boys in Cars

Who's Eating Gilbert Grape

Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Black Cock Down

Blowtime

APooterLips Now

Saturday Night Beaver

Honey I Shanked The Kids

Lord Of The Cock Rings

Booty & The Beast

Harry Squatter

The Midget Bones Diary (marcid21)

Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams

McHale's Gravy

My Cousin's In Me

Jurassic Poke

Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores

A Clockwork Orgy

The Crocodile Humper

Sex Toy Story

Forrest Gimp

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Add Momma To The Train

Twin Cheeks

Gangbangs Of New York

8 Inch

Analize This/That

Bootyshop

My Big Fat Greek Woody (DJJonStephan)

In Diana Jones

Facesitter

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

Blastaway

Friday After Sexed

Glazed And Confused

Malcolm Sex

The Usual Suck-spects

All Quiet On The Breasts In Front

Apoca-lips Now

The Wadfather

Lawrence Of A Labia

Star Whores

To Thrill A Cockingbird

Breast Side Story

The Jism Of Oz

The XXX-orcist

L.A. Cuntfidential

Back To The Coocher

The Empire Stikes From The Back

The Spooge-itive

Boldfinger

Bumfight At The OGay Corral

A Hard Gay's Night

The Little Sperm-Aid

The Magnificent Semen

Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl

Merry Poppings

Sleepy Swallow

Leaking Beauty

A Lad In

The Porn Identity

The Phantom Penis

Any Given Cumday

Raiders Of The Lost Ass

Pornoccio

Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'

The Small Kotowski

The Empire Likes Crack

Monsters Pinc

Mary's Poppin'

Sleeping With 3 Men In Me

Going For Sloppy Seconds

The Pelican Queif

Charlie's Anal

The Princess Derriere

The Legend Of The Banger Van

Behind Emily's Panty Line

The Mount Of Monet Kristal

The Royal Tenderbuns

Twat Lies Beneath

Eyes Wide Slut

Swallow At The Campfire

Ache Legged Fucks

The Wet Dream Catcher

Young Buns

Bang Hur

Bang The Dong Slowly

Queered Science

Starshit Poopers

Poopy Longcockings

Pullet

Final Breastination

Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Driving Into Miss Daisy

Planet Of The Gapes

Cherry Ass Of Fire

Screw Momma In The Train

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

The Sexorcist

Porn Free

The Gaytriot

Sleeping With The Enema

Full Metal Jackoff

Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes

Children Of The Cornhole

Dickochet

Aim It On Rio

The Bad Nudes Bared

My Big Fat Greek Penis (DJJonstephon)

Boyz With Tha Wood

48 Whores

West Side Orgy

Cock Star

For A Fistfull, She Hollers

For A Two-Dollar Whore

The Jungle Boof

The Bone Collector

Toy Story

Anywhere But Here

Deep Impact

Fire Down Below

In & Out

Backdraft

Gone In 60 Seconds

The Serpent And The Rainbow

Any Which Way You Can

Every Which Way But Loose

Howard's End

The Black Stallion

Big Daddy

Three Men and a Little Lady

Lethal Weapon

The Fast and the Furious

Shaft

Driven

Blow

Snatch

Iron Monkey

Woman On Top

Anaconda

this list is soo funny, lol :laugh: :laugh:

The Bone Erector (nybeauty) :eek:

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Originally posted by dgmodel

okay i dont get that whole movie thing but... these things always turn into drama like jon said...

oh.. you "inside the box" riddled young man...

I could explain the selections I made.... but the if you look at the people who were laughing at their own.. i.e. Reeni's gimungous ta-ta's etc... match a movie to a CP member... that would best fit...

:rolleyes:

:mad2:

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Originally posted by c-luv

Whats up with this?! I know i saw a thread like years ago, but are we ever gunna do that agian? and when? i think that was soooo funny!klatsch_2.gif

Yeah.. I remember when we used to do them in the NY forum.. things got a lil outta control.. :laugh: :laugh:

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