xlr8ted Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 While my ex and I were vacationing in Spain, I jammed my cologne bottle in her pussy... I thought it was cool and weird at the same time.. anyone else ever stick stuff in a pussy besides dicks, fingers , toes, arms and dildos? Or was I dating a real fucking whorebag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 bottle openers, electric mixers, spatuala, leaf blower, 64oz heff n reffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Also used a trash barrell and a love seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
replicorexxx Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Mag-lite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I jammed one of those little tiny blue Nokia cell phones in her anus, put it on vibrate & kept calling it over & over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 The ass-man chimes in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Haven't tried it in a while but back in the day when I was chillin' in my hood playin' celo, I used to date this gangsta bitch and we would usually switch it up between orand of course...but our all time favorite/cheapest was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Also used a front bumper to a 83 Chevette, and a Capt Lou Albano wrestling figure, elastics and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I once shoved a baby back in because it wasnt my kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by kaydup I once shoved a baby back in because it wasnt my kid The Dingo ate your baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 paper towel holder (dead serious)she did it to herself, she just walked into the living room with it in her hand, and told me to watch.....very hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by podes881 paper towel holder (dead serious)she did it to herself, she just walked into the living room with it in her hand, and told me to watch.....very hot The quicker picker up'er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Romy is fucking crazzzzzy like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 wine bottle after my ex and I drank it and poured/licked it up all over each other. Pretty kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 John Deere 15 hp riding mower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by kaydup Romy is fucking crazzzzzy like that i was thinking the same thing :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by lilliz77 wine bottle after my ex and I drank it and poured/licked it up all over each other. Pretty kinky. Ohhh damn that sounds hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by xlr8ted The Dingo ate your baby. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by Mystify22 Ohhh damn that sounds hot! Yeah but she means with two chicks, thing it is still hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richiemarvisi Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 gummy bears..... YUMMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by tommyarmani I jammed one of those little tiny blue Nokia cell phones in her anus, put it on vibrate & kept calling it over & over sounds like good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 i saw a stripper put a cell phone up her coochie once, then had us call her, when that phone started ringin inside her, their wasnt a dry eye in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted While my ex and I were vacationing in Spain, I jammed my cologne bottle in her pussy... I thought it was cool and weird at the same time.. anyone else ever stick stuff in a pussy besides dicks, fingers , toes, arms and dildos? Or was I dating a real fucking whorebag? bro ... i reccomend those clear glass dildos dude ... they are kool as shit to see when it goes in & out .... off da chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by lilliz77 wine bottle after my ex and I drank it and poured/licked it up all over each other. Pretty kinky. :eek: krucial !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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