funeralhome Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 here are my results:http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=2&o=3HYSTERICAL and so true! and here's the link for the test:http://www.okcupid.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Here's mine: Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat. You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues. Your exact opposite:The LoverboyRandom Gentle Love Master You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The PrissDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Sly. Sensual. Guarded. Different somehow.It appears like you're looking for a fling or a casual sexual relationship, but it's not that simple. You're a hungry but also very careful person, and this generates a certain amount of sexual tension within you and in your relationships. In other aspects of life, you get what you want. In relationships, that's not always the case. It's possible you intimidate potential lovers. Most likely, though, you're a little closed off--therefore mysterious--and, naturally, people find that difficult to get with. Maybe it's just part of your selection process, though. You've been in enough relationships to know to expose yourself slowly. When you do feel comfortable with someone, though, your torrid sexual appetite will make him very happy. Your cautious nature is also a big asset in a long-term relationship. It might take longer for love to establish itself, but when it does, it's all the stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The PlayboyRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm) Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy. You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. Your exact opposite:The Mixed MessengerDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The InternDeliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDf) Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern. From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez. The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughful person. You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out. You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts. ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail CONSIDER: The Bachelor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The PeachRandom Gentle Love Master Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. Your exact opposite:The Nymph You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. DREAD: The False Messiah CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckord Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The PrissDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Your exact opposite:The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex Master You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The Window ShopperRandom Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf) Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Your exact opposite:The StilettoDeliberate Brutal Sex Master Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. BEWARE: The Hornivore CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now? Your exact opposite:The BackrubberDeliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Make's me sound like I am immature and a man-whore. I don't date girls for long periods of time, but that's b/c they are dimwits or whatever... not on purpose... oh wellHopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild. Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun. Your exact opposite:The BachelorDeliberate Gentle Sex Master But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together. It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.If you stay...ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by i3itch The PeachRandom Gentle Love Master Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. Your exact opposite:The Nymph You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. DREAD: The False Messiah CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door that's what i got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 :laugh:The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need. Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige. Your exact opposite:The Slow DancerDeliberate Gentle Love Dreamer For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them."One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh." AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 first off, i cant believe i took the whole damn test... maybe its a sign i need to get a life i'm not gonna elaborate.... but i got something about being a 'pool boy'... you gotta be kidding me that all i find important is a crotch and i wait for pussy to fall into my lap...sheesh, i'm insulted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Originally posted by magellanmax first off, i cant believe i took the whole damn test... maybe its a sign i need to get a life i'm not gonna elaborate.... but i got something about being a 'pool boy'... you gotta be kidding me that all i find important is a crotch and i wait for pussy to fall into my lap...sheesh, i'm insulted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Originally posted by solbeam glad you are having fun at my expense whoever set up that questionnaire has way too much time on their hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 what i got doesn't apply to me either...oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Originally posted by tastey :laugh:The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf) Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked. There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions. Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists. Your exact opposite:The Maid of HonorDeliberate Gentle Love Master You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them. ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Originally posted by misk Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf) somehow i figured we´d have compatible types Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 ...haha......ditto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 I got:Stupid Whore.AVOID: HIVCONSIDER: having your tubes tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Genghis KhuntRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf) But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest. Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies. Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you. But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.AVOID: The Slow Dancer CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nSyNcBaBy Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 The PeachRandom Gentle Love Master (RGLMf) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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