tranzwhore Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 OMFG Last night DIFFERENT VENUE ... I ordered two mix drinks, one for me and one for my friend. Mine is served up in a tinyyyy glass, hers in a highball. I'm like WTF Next time I reorder my drink for round 2, mine comes in a highball. Then later I ask for a glass of ice - the ice and the glass smells of Patrone. Each time the girl bartender takes my orders she keeps on saying my name over and over giggling like she likes the sound of my name or something and she keeps winking at me. I wanted to say something to her (like get the drink right darn it lol) but didnt. What would you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druwishprincez Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 the only thing that was kind of cheezy etc. ever said to me was when I was at a bar with my friend and we were about to leave...and two guys were lookin at us...and headin towards us and said "what are two nice girls like you doin in a place like this?" I was quite surprised they used that line because it made it sound like it was a disgusting place to be yet there tehy are tyrin to pick up 2 girls lol Luckily my guy friend was with us too so we didnt have to deal with them too long...haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 last nite a guy came up to me and said he wanted to eat me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 Friday night. Could write volumes about these 3 girls.Have to decide what to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Friday night. Could write volumes about these 3 girls.Have to decide what to post.You should write a Book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tc55 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 -my father is going to kill us.....-your father owes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 -my father is going to kill us.....-your father owes me.thats a great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 You should write a Book!Alotta people have told me that, seriously. Check on any 30-day subleases for me in the City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 a guy comes up to me, kisses my hand and says "hello, angel." right at that moment my man comes up to me and says "here's your drink honey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 this actually is a good thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 Thanks. Wish I had the b@lls yet to post some of the stuff from last friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 11 Author Report Share Posted August 11 Ok, here are some ....Girl #1 to me and Girl #2 about Girl #3 (who's no longer around) "Her ass was too big"Girl #2 "Who cares, her breasts were great."Girl #1 "Who cares if her breasts were great, I have a better ass."Girl #2 "No one cares if you have a great ass. It's whether her breasts were great or not. I say they were."Girl #1 "No they weren't"Girl #2 "Ask him. He danced with her. Did you see her ass?"Me: "I dont know what it looked like. But it felt great."----Girl #2 to Girl #1 about me: "You need to be more affectionate to him."Girl #1 to Girl #2: "How can I? You wouldnt stop slapping his ass all night."--there was much more, but that's enough for now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tc55 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Did you know you look just like Tom Cruise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekokaburi Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 "You look like my mother"some native chick tried to pick me up a while ago... she was like a younger, slightly smaller version of my mom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 some guy: is that a mirror in your pocket?...'cause i can totally see myself in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tc55 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 some guy: is that a mirror in your pocket?...'cause i can totally see myself in your pants. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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