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marcid looks like an albino gorilla who needs to see an eyebrow threader ASAP.

bitch would look even better if she hit the tread mill and paid a visit to Dr.Sun.

sexxyme has a gigantic melon, kind of offsets the rest of her frail body and must be a drag (no pun intended) on her shoulders and neck to lug around that huge beachball.

Here am I with my buddy Jean Claude in Madrid

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Are you kidding? You look like a cross breed between a pug and a Congo Gorilla. Does that smashed in shnoz omit smoke like a bronco bull when you get mad? What happened to your upper lip? Did you bite it all off while inhaling your last triple meat stacked hoagie?

Schnoz? Lets talk schnoz...I think I can fucking tap dance on yours, Gonzo. Jesus, tell "Jean" to blow your nose instead of your 5 inch dick...much more gratification, imo.

As for the rest, I've pointed out a few problem areas. The missing 4 to your six pack...the lil' love handles you're so proudly sporting. Then there's the nasty veins in your arm. It's quite obvious. You're on crack. The hair we've already established ( :yuck: ). I'm curious as to how you support your nose on those toothpicks for legs...but miracles do happen. You desperately need to shave, unless "Jean" is a bear fan. You don't do caveman well. You're arms are too skinny, and you have funny nipples.

I'd do much better if I had a close up...but whatever.

And...after all of this, a co-worker comes by and says..."oh, that's Lorenzo so & so". So you're famous? You're a successful actor and you're farting around on here? :laugh2: I'm DONE!

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