laliux Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Thats what happens when u meet someone in a CLUB .....sometimes your setting urself up for a surprize . lolat least you found she was missing a leg and not that she had an "extra" leg in the middle.Your experience reminds me of Deuce Bigalow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 This is why my man and I are now seperating. No sparks. WHen he touches me or kisses me I feel nothing. I love him as a friend and that may have been the problem the entire time.You need your twat licked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Have you ever had to give a last minute excuse for not having sex with someone, cause you realized it was not all it was cracked up to be!!!!So what has been the craziest excuse you have had to come with???Mine was that I had a Gynocologist appointment early in the morning and you can't have sex the night before!!!!!with my ex, mine was....i have my period......but he didn't care.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Thats what happens when u meet someone in a CLUB .....sometimes your setting urself up for a surprize . lolScavy knows all about surprises from people he brought home from clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodiii Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 so here goes...i used to work in an office managing construction and shit... this girl is crazy about me... and i just ain't got nuthin for her...for months everyone in the office is tryin to talk me into seein this girl... she was hot...and everyone there wanted to fuck her except me... she was pigmentally challenged and had alot of freckels... two things i don't find particullarly attractive...we have a lil drunken session after work in a local bar one day which i can't even remember to tell the truth... after that she starts showin up on my doorstep every couple days... "wanna hang out" "wanna do something"..."no...no... NOOOO..."a couple days later she shows up in tastey pasteys and fuck me boots..."i just wanna fuck you"... now normally i would be all over it... but her desperation is fuckin killin me so i send her away again... but i felt so bad the next day at work i agreed to go to a party her father was throwin... fireworks, thousands of people the whole shit... some party on the hudson or something...she shows up at my house the morning of the party... and i had just finished having one of the best sexual experiences of my life... two of my girlfriends did all manner of evil things to me the night before... it was amazing...there are condom wrappers lube and toys scattered around my appartment... and i am passed out face down in my underwear in front of the fireplace...she comes in and starts molesting me and brings me to the bedroom... in my drunken drugged stupor i start eatin her pussy... she gives me the worst blowjob i have ever had and i begin to fuck her... somewhere in the middle i realize i would rather jerk off than fuck this girl... and i m hungry as a mutherfucker...so in my coolest sexy voice i say mid-stroke... " im starvin... wanna get somethin to eat..." "right now"..."oh hell yeah... i can't cum... i'm worn out..."i figured she would run out the door, never to see me again...this girl actually went out to eat with me after all this shit... watching me gorge myself on hamburgers and fries... she asks "are you still going to the party with me???" are fuckin kiddin me... i could not believe my ears...needless to say i did not go... and haven't heard from her since...how could such a hot girl act so pathetic...so... i guess my excuse was hunger... probably my worst of all time... oh yeah... i can't spell worth shit... sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 are you an avid "hit and run" fanatic?? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, do you even read the post before you go off and post such a moronic question??? Go back and read the above post very very carefully...............you should then have the answer to your own idiotic question!!!!Which makes no sense at all!!!!But you know what let me help you out a bit cause it seems that you're a little slow and I might confuse you. Refer to the Post below which I copied from the Guilty Feeling Thread this should make your question seem just a little bit stupider:I have yet to feel guilty, thats why I am actually very picky about my sexual encounters.....I mean sex is an act you are supposed to enjoy to the fullest before, during, and after!!!!That is why I make sure I scope the guy out in every single way (physically & mentally) before taking the plunge!!!So up to know no guilty feelings whatsoever!!!Also here is the original post to which you asked such a completely no sense making question:Originally Posted by vampressOk even if at the last minute the guy or girl is not what you thought or all of the sudden there are no sparks???I think I would have lost count of how many sexual encounters I would have under my belt if I didn't turn down some of them..........!!!!!Hope this helps your Illiteracy just a tad bit, next time make sure to read very carefully, so that it may save me the time of having to school you;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, do you even read the post before you go off and post such a moronic question??? Go back and read the above post very very carefully...............you should then have the answer to your own idiotic question!!!!Which makes no sense at all!!!!But you know what let me help you out a bit cause it seems that you're a little slow and I might confuse you. Refer to the Post below which I copied from the Guilty Feeling Thread this should make your question seem just a little bit stupider:I have yet to feel guilty, thats why I am actually very picky about my sexual encounters.....I mean sex is an act you are supposed to enjoy to the fullest before, during, and after!!!!That is why I make sure I scope the guy out in every single way (physically & mentally) before taking the plunge!!!So up to know no guilty feelings whatsoever!!!Also here is the original post to which you asked such a completely no sense making question:Originally Posted by vampressOk even if at the last minute the guy or girl is not what you thought or all of the sudden there are no sparks???I think I would have lost count of how many sexual encounters I would have under my belt if I didn't turn down some of them..........!!!!!Hope this helps your Illiteracy just a tad bit, next time make sure to read very carefully, so that it may save me the time of having to school you;). relax! just post away!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 nice one vamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 nice one vampI like to be schooled by a smart ass like vampress. She never ceases to impress me with her sexual knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 she's a hot one huh?? tryin to get her to meet me so we can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 she's a hot one huh?? tryin to get her to meet me so we can Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl, PICS please...................and we shall take it from there:grin3:!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl, PICS please...................and we shall take it from there:grin3:!!!!!!yea I wanna see her tits too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 sounds like we all wanna see my tits....LOL.....as soon as I get situated....scanner and camera and all.....patience my friends..patience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 sounds like we all wanna see my tits....LOL.....as soon as I get situated....scanner and camera and all.....patience my friends..patienceummm darkvixen is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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liqidtouch Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 she was drinkin & smoked a bone while i was thereit was an ALMOST one night stand - what the hell was wrong with me?....she is built like a PORN STAR and i never had another chancei found out she just wanted sex cause we met at metro Loungei was doing a spot therewe left earlyand she wanted to do it to forget her meathead boyfriend for the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister ben Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 so here goes...i used to work in an office managing construction and shit... this girl is crazy about me... and i just ain't got nuthin for her...for months everyone in the office is tryin to talk me into seein this girl... she was hot...and everyone there wanted to fuck her except me... she was pigmentally challenged and had alot of freckels... two things i don't find particullarly attractive...we have a lil drunken session after work in a local bar one day which i can't even remember to tell the truth... after that she starts showin up on my doorstep every couple days... "wanna hang out" "wanna do something"..."no...no... NOOOO..."a couple days later she shows up in tastey pasteys and fuck me boots..."i just wanna fuck you"... now normally i would be all over it... but her desperation is fuckin killin me so i send her away again... but i felt so bad the next day at work i agreed to go to a party her father was throwin... fireworks, thousands of people the whole shit... some party on the hudson or something...she shows up at my house the morning of the party... and i had just finished having one of the best sexual experiences of my life... two of my girlfriends did all manner of evil things to me the night before... it was amazing...there are condom wrappers lube and toys scattered around my appartment... and i am passed out face down in my underwear in front of the fireplace...she comes in and starts molesting me and brings me to the bedroom... in my drunken drugged stupor i start eatin her pussy... she gives me the worst blowjob i have ever had and i begin to fuck her... somewhere in the middle i realize i would rather jerk off than fuck this girl... and i m hungry as a mutherfucker...so in my coolest sexy voice i say mid-stroke... " im starvin... wanna get somethin to eat..." "right now"..."oh hell yeah... i can't cum... i'm worn out..."i figured she would run out the door, never to see me again...this girl actually went out to eat with me after all this shit... watching me gorge myself on hamburgers and fries... she asks "are you still going to the party with me???" are fuckin kiddin me... i could not believe my ears...needless to say i did not go... and haven't heard from her since...how could such a hot girl act so pathetic...so... i guess my excuse was hunger... probably my worst of all time... oh yeah... i can't spell worth shit... sorry... :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 so here goes...i used to work in an office managing construction and shit... this girl is crazy about me... and i just ain't got nuthin for her...for months everyone in the office is tryin to talk me into seein this girl... she was hot...and everyone there wanted to fuck her except me... she was pigmentally challenged and had alot of freckels... two things i don't find particullarly attractive...we have a lil drunken session after work in a local bar one day which i can't even remember to tell the truth... after that she starts showin up on my doorstep every couple days... "wanna hang out" "wanna do something"..."no...no... NOOOO..."a couple days later she shows up in tastey pasteys and fuck me boots..."i just wanna fuck you"... now normally i would be all over it... but her desperation is fuckin killin me so i send her away again... but i felt so bad the next day at work i agreed to go to a party her father was throwin... fireworks, thousands of people the whole shit... some party on the hudson or something...she shows up at my house the morning of the party... and i had just finished having one of the best sexual experiences of my life... two of my girlfriends did all manner of evil things to me the night before... it was amazing...there are condom wrappers lube and toys scattered around my appartment... and i am passed out face down in my underwear in front of the fireplace...she comes in and starts molesting me and brings me to the bedroom... in my drunken drugged stupor i start eatin her pussy... she gives me the worst blowjob i have ever had and i begin to fuck her... somewhere in the middle i realize i would rather jerk off than fuck this girl... and i m hungry as a mutherfucker...so in my coolest sexy voice i say mid-stroke... " im starvin... wanna get somethin to eat..." "right now"..."oh hell yeah... i can't cum... i'm worn out..."i figured she would run out the door, never to see me again...this girl actually went out to eat with me after all this shit... watching me gorge myself on hamburgers and fries... she asks "are you still going to the party with me???" are fuckin kiddin me... i could not believe my ears...needless to say i did not go... and haven't heard from her since...how could such a hot girl act so pathetic...so... i guess my excuse was hunger... probably my worst of all time... oh yeah... i can't spell worth shit... sorry... Great post. Awesome to hear this stuff back on the boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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