Guest onisakura Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 That kid is uber cute. I wonder if he has a $10K max credit card like Lola has? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 And here's something man drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open twenty four hours a day. Twenty four hours a day. For who? Who the fuck is it open for? Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four o'clock in the morning for something positive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 And here's something man drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open twenty four hours a day. Twenty four hours a day. For who? Who the fuck is it open for? Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four o'clock in the morning for something positive?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 Yes.asian hookers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 asian hookers?They usually take plastic at "massage" parlors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 And here's something man drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open twenty four hours a day. Twenty four hours a day. For who? Who the fuck is it open for? Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four o'clock in the morning for something positive?RIP Mitch Hedberg. That is from his skit, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 RIP Mitch Hedberg. That is from his skit, right?Chris Rock, never scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 Chris Rock, never scared.Ahhh....OK.Smack 'er wit a dick!Smack 'er wit a dick!Smack 'er wit a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 They wanna get you hooked on some legal shit! They just keep on naming symptoms until they name one you that you fuckin' got. It's like: are you sad, are you lonely, you got athletes foot? Are you hot, are you cold, what you got? Ya want this pill huh, mothafucka? You gotta take this pill! And they don't even tell you what the pill does, you see a lady on a horse, or a man in a tub... And they just keep namin' symptoms: are you depressed, are you lonely, do your teeth hurt, what the fuck? I saw a commercial the other day that said, "Do you go to bed at night and wake up in the mo'nin?" Oh shit they got one! I got that! I'm sick, I need that pill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 ....fucking love it!..he's fuckin pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 Yeah he's gonna be quite the character when he gets older.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 he would be cuter if someone grabbed him by the feet and smashed his head into a wall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 he would be cuter if someone grabbed him by the feet and smashed his head into a wall...Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 i hate kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 i hate kids...They probably hate you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 not prob...definately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Someone should give that kid a bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 I CAN'T BELIEVE IM STILL AT FUCKING WORK!!!!! I think its been a few days since ive posted this: I HATE BROKERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 a heart of stone, a smoking gun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 he would be cuter if someone grabbed him by the feet and smashed his head into a wall...i second that. i wanna smack that little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 who invented popcorn?why is it called cotton candy even though theres no cotton in it?what does a gallon of gas cost in kuwait?Why does beer taste horrible when you're a kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Why does beer taste horrible when you're a kid?Because you're too stupid to realize it solves all your problems? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Why does beer taste horrible when you're a kid?Maybe to you it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deedee2143 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 I CAN'T BELIEVE IM STILL AT FUCKING WORK!!!!! I think its been a few days since ive posted this: I HATE BROKERS.what do u do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Why does beer taste horrible when you're a kid?beer tasted nasty but vodka has always been great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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