nSyNcBaBy Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by ladyshady now you have to be kidding me. not only is it bad enough that you are fucking lame comming on this thread doing this.but then you try to play it like you live this jerkoff's life "you" and your "wife" are not hot by the way.you look like an italian mechanic grease monkey who took the neighborhood blowjob and convinced her to get plastic surgery to fulfill your fantasies.from my experience, this is not a good idea.get the crisco out off the vanity and out of your hair. also, no1 finds an orange glow attractivenow go back and tell shauna to stop drawing on her eyebrows, try putting sunblock on her alligator-like skin, and stick with her natural hair color..or at least get it done by a professional.with all the money im SURE you two are making, take the poor girl to a doctor and get her breasts fixed, jesus.other than the scillicone, her body is pretty nice..and im saying that without knowing what other surgeries she has probally had.oh and last thing, the make-up. terrible, terrible. looks like it was done with finger-paints.also, on my picture you commented about my pink lipstick with purple outliner? FYI it was a simple lip gloss, it looks to me like your wife is the one sporting that look. your dear wife thinks she is still in 1994. tell her to go wash that shit off and Salt n Peppa are no longer popularThank youAnd I have been asked by the network to be your replacement on the showPlease step aside with dignityMY scale:l --Lorenzo--0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 ll 0-1--Shauna--2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 l well damn:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by ladyshady now you have to be kidding me. not only is it bad enough that you are fucking lame comming on this thread doing this.but then you try to play it like you live this jerkoff's life "you" and your "wife" are not hot by the way.you look like an italian mechanic grease monkey who took the neighborhood blowjob and convinced her to get plastic surgery to fulfill your fantasies.from my experience, this is not a good idea.get the crisco out off the vanity and out of your hair. also, no1 finds an orange glow attractivenow go back and tell shauna to stop drawing on her eyebrows, try putting sunblock on her alligator-like skin, and stick with her natural hair color..or at least get it done by a professional.with all the money im SURE you two are making, take the poor girl to a doctor and get her breasts fixed, jesus.other than the scillicone, her body is pretty nice..and im saying that without knowing what other surgeries she has probally had.oh and last thing, the make-up. terrible, terrible. looks like it was done with finger-paints.also, on my picture you commented about my pink lipstick with purple outliner? FYI it was a simple lip gloss, it looks to me like your wife is the one sporting that look. your dear wife thinks she is still in 1994. tell her to go wash that shit off and Salt n Peppa are no longer popularThank youAnd I have been asked by the network to be your replacement on the showPlease step aside with dignityMY scale:l --Lorenzo--0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 ll 0-1--Shauna--2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 l BOOYAHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 is that acne or acne scars on her chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzolamas Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Well well well....It looks like Lady Shady has made it past security to come yell at myself and the other judges yet again. I suppose the Lincoln Town Car was not up to her standards. Next time I will order a white escalade on 23" spinning rims and have a 300 pound ex football player named Teyshawn come and chaufer you around to the nearest Ecko party. A few things about my ex. She is not in her 20's. Most women start to decline in looks at that age..most. Take a picture of yourself 20 years from now, email me it, and lets see how you look. First image: Once again, I stress...you are not black. Your not ghetto, thug, or whatever the fuck you kids call it. You are a mis guided white girl trying to find her image in all the wrong places. Its funny when I see girls like you trying to talk in slang and act hard. It just doesnt look right. A short skinny white girl blurting out "awww hellz naw man, yall motha fukas betta check dis shit out..I know one of yall is ma baby daddy". Even the blacks look at you and shake their heads. Grow the fuck up, and be yourself. Also what the fuck is up with your face? Why is it so massive and square? Girls I know have petite delicate faces that arent so rough and masculine. You have an uncanny similarity to...Picture #2:Once again, that Gumby shaped face and features are too masculine. Now I really hope I am wrong for my sake. But is that ALL of your hair draping you and your BabyPhat jacket? Holy smokes, not even the horses in Renegade's stable had manes that bad. But! Have no fear, since I am an expert I figured out a way to solve two problems in one. Wrap that Rupunzel hair around your petruding lower half of your face. You may look like some Arabian princess, but I belive its better than guys coming up to you and trying to cock knock you to see if you will say "OUCH".Picture #3:Im sure while you sit in some stairwell with your Rodriguez and Martinez gurlfreeeinds, you pass this picture around saying "yo girlfrieends, I came frum ashy to classy...naw I meeean?" This picture brings another masculine feature into play. The hands. You could palm a watermelon with those things, and still be able to give your crew a "pound". Yeah Im down, I spent a weekend at Jamie Foxx's house when he was shooting Any Given Sunday, so I picked up some of their lingo. If you stare long enough into this picture an intense optical illusion occurs. You start to notice our subject is cross eyed. The longer you stare, the more and more the left eyeball starts to pan left. But then you start to become cross eyed and the Medusa effect casted on the picture starts to take its toll.Goodbye lady shady, security will escort you outside, and provide you with a Razer Scooter for you to scoot your wigger self back to wherever hick town your from. You are banned from Are You Hot, and if you ever set foot into our compound you will be arrested. I apologize to the viewers for this mishap, but some people cant take the game very well. Tune in for Round 4 of Are You Hot. Randolph Duke our second judge just flew in from Paris, and is ready to also part take in the events.Take Care,Lorenzo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by lorenzolamas one of my favorite television shows and i don't know where you're getting this whole idea that i'm ghetto fabulous ?like you just said..i'm just a skinny white girlis it because i threw up a peace sign in one of my pictures maybe you weren't satisfied with the complimentary gift basket and Shoebox card from the staff, but you have been replaced. they opted for a cuter, younger judge..such as myselfgood day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 i duno..maybe its just me..but shady should be the last chick on this board gettin low marks on her looks..just looK @ the girls eyes but nevertheless..Lorenzo ROCKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 i like how he said its his "ex" now. and yeah, lady looks mad good, dunno what this fool is talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 everyone knows im the last person to take things to hearthe is pretty funnygiggidty, giggidty, giggidty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by ladyshady Salt n Peppa are no longer popular Push It!!!Push It!!!Pu-Pu-Pu-Push it real good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffe Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 didn't shauna pose for fredericks of hollywood a few years back.... oh say around the time i hit puberty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by Ronin i like how he said its his "ex" now. and yeah, lady looks mad good, dunno what this fool is talking about ...r those dead characters in the pic in your sig...or just bodies..i cant see .....my eyes arent what they used to be....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JonStephen Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by smokesum :laugh: :laugh: please tell me you got cotton balls in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lolahotass Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by lorenzolamas lolahotass: Where to start. The bird nest/scarecrow look was never really in. I think my good pal Sebastian Bach tried it once, but we all laughed at him. Way too much forehead. I never thought the forehead was a erotic feature and this just re-affirmed it. Try to comb or pull or whatever some of those tentacles over your forehead, and use a hot iron to straighten it out. Listen to me and become sexy. Face is rather feminine, which is good. We have seen some Mathau mugs here so its refreshing. Loose about 15 pounds, style the hair properly, and try some light makeup and you have potential at local sports pubs. Good Luck.Lorenzo's Scale:|0--1--2--3--4--5--6--lolahotass--7--8--9--10| OMG I just laughed my ass off.....Loved the review..... bravo :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damack Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by lolahotass OMG I just laughed my ass off.....Loved the review..... bravo :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he must've been smokin crack ratin you that high and saying you have a feminine face, you looka lika man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by misk ...r those dead characters in the pic in your sig...or just bodies..i cant see .....my eyes arent what they used to be....... yeah they were dead characters and 3 random dead women. It was big pussy, ralphie, his car dealer lover, and richie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 ..her name is gloria lol..and why no jackie jr dead body damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by damack he must've been smokin crack ratin you that high and saying you have a feminine face, you looka lika man Don't hate because you have a small cock and know that a girl like me wouldn't give you the time of day:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damack Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by lolahotass Don't hate because you have a small cock and know that a girl like me wouldn't give you the time of day:rolleyes: i gave up cow for Lent, you're hideous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Originally posted by misk ..her name is gloria lol..and why no jackie jr dead body damnit! yeah gloria trillo, i couldnt remember it at the time i replied ahah:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youarehot99 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 Originally posted by damack he must've been smokin crack ratin you that high and saying you have a feminine face, you looka lika man :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzolamas Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 New reviews will be up soon.Stay tuned for Round 5!-Lorenzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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