weyes

the parent who's filing the suit's argument was that he didn't want his daughter to have to listen to the god talk, and especially everyday. what i was saying about me (as a child, hypothetically) "not being allowed to say my bullshit" is that they (the gov't) wouldn't allow me to speak my platform to them (the class) on an everyday basis. and that's a big difference. also, if my platform involved religion (which this man's doesn't), the gov't most certainly would not. the bush administration would not allow this nation's children to say, "one nation, under allah," trust me . (even though it's just the same to the father in california - another important point.)

there be 26 bottles. all right, you greedy guts, i hope you have a hangover . 26 bottles of beer on da wall, 26 bottles o' beer, my, that's some smooth stuff, 12 ounces (weyes wipes mouth with back of hand) guess there's one less bottle, but my math ain't so good . how many left?

o, no, i'm with you on the simple ones (wtf, the ever-popular lol, even ttyl is ok); i'm just saying that it's gone a wee bit too far .

that track is siiick!!! and i actually saw someone post you're a herb on the new york board, recently. i thought that died when i was in high school. whattup wit' dat?

gotta wholeheartedly disagree with you on this one. tattoos always fade and spread out after a few years, black turns green, and people all have the same images. butterflies, fairies, people's names who they don't even talk to anymore, roses, stars, and i know too many people with asian writing on them that don't even know what it means . one girl i know had "stephanie" "translated" into chinese (impossible), then tattooed on her. and everyone thinks his or her tattoo is original and sets him or her apart from the rest. i've seen it all before, unless the person who's telling me that looks slightly more retarded than the person who showed me his or hers last. gotta say, though, that my brother's tattoo might win the "wackest" award: a cup of coffee with steam coming out of it .

ooo- i have to report this travesty: i went to ralph's today, ralph's being one of the l.a. area's major supermarkets, and how many varieties of pop-tarts did they have to offer me? 2! wtf is that ? most disturbing.

sorry i'm late, people; i was mesmerized by steve mcqueen on the telly ... anycrap. our whole lives we've instinctively favored one of these three parts of ourselves in any given situation: our hearts, our bodies, or our minds. it is as we get older that we must consider all three before making a wiser final decision. tune in tomorrow.

the tongue problem is what i always encounter. this is also how i now know that you must be a girl !

i don't know what you mean by that ...

i was gonna say something about the car at the top of my reply, but gumby beat me to it ... i'm from new york, and absolutely love it here, then again i was really hating new york. but you have to come here with an open mind and not expect to hate it, or you will make sure to notice all the differences between the cities - whether they be good or bad - and let the shock overwhelm you, throwing you off before you can really settle in and let yourself adjust and adapt, giving this place a fair chance. as for where to live, anyone who knows me'll tell you that i never know where i am; sorry to be of no help there. but the beaches are in actual parts of l.a.: santa monica, venice, and other places... one thing to always remember is that this place is hella s p r e a d o u t. loads o' neighborhoods, all l.a. (silver lake, century city), unlike nyc, where we really go by boroughs. yeah, there's chelsea, there's bensonhurst, but you'd just say "manhattan," or "brooklyn," to outsiders - 'cause those neighborhoods are so small. as for where to go out, there are so many threads on this, though i don't really know the answer to that. but beyond our two big ones, i don't go anywhere else or really care about anywhere else. i'm not into the lounge or bar scene, myself, just the big ol' djs who come 'round and such . they're at spundae and giant. www.spundae.com and www.giantclub.com . giant's last big event was paul van dyk, which they screwed up big time; if you go back a page or two on the l.a. board (i think) you'll find the review on that. anyway, giant doesn't have a permanent home and goes from place to place, all of their locations being not so hot. i love spundae, though; it's really laid-back, not pretentious at all, and the people there are really nice and just there to have a good time. fun, like all of this whatnot we love so much was always supposed to be in the first place. but i think that a lot of venues and people have lost sight of that. anycrap, that's all i've got for you, for now, at least. welcome !

a hamburger from 7-11 ?

forget about the driving; i can barely put on makeup and listen to the radio at the same time. i gotta sing!!! (makes me late )

your shrugging dude kicks ass, though!!!

i've been to a bunch of parties where venom's been and he was a little too hard for me, but perhaps his recordings are different from his live sets. what exactly is "modulations" about?

you have missed zee point entirely, mah frenn... i'm not even gonna go into the seperation of church and state thing. the point is that they get to say their shit because their religion is the majority. i'm not allowed to go up and say whatever bullshit i wanna say, so why should i have to listen to their bullshit? what if i, a patriotic citizen as well (i do own a flag, i have voted in every election since i was 18, even primaries for city council and such, even absentee for three years, and you will see me wearing red, white and blue not only on 7/4, but on all election days when most people don't know it's an election day or who's running.), wanna say, "let's all look at this flag, and rejoice in that it is a symbol of our unity as a country made of fifty states. we should exercise our right to open elections, as they are the way that every voice in this land is heard. but there's still a lot of progress to be made, so let's toast to the improvement of this great nation for ourselves and the generations to come." how's that? well, apparently, not acceptable. next you're gonna give me the "we have more land of the free stuff than any other country" speech. blahblahblah. that's what they love to say and all that crap, but everything is relative, and that's not good enough for me, bub, 'cause i have higher standards.

the people who make up these acronyms make our lives more difficult, not less; i spend more time trying to figure those out than what i would've spent writing all that shit out on my end (you know, it'd even out, karmically-speaking ). TMFBNTGAL .

maybe it's 'cause i'm in a bad humor today, sorry . maybe if the man with the ice cream sandwiches would come around, i'd feel better (bad joke ) . but my goddamn job makes me listen to so-called r&b (that new shit has no rhythm or blues) and bad hip-hop all day, and i've just gotta put it out there that some shit has got to go already. seriously . if i hear rock on and on, till the break of dawn or wave your hands in the air, wave 'em like you just don't care one more time, i will officially lose my shit. those phrases were cool and roof-raising ( and stop that shit, too) back in the day (as in early eighties), but it's long past time that they have a decent burial. please, for the children's sake. y'all feel me, yo? anybody got any slang gripes while the topic's up here?

that, "hey, vern!" it's ernest guy? i know, towrds the end he got kinda weird, but that show he had on saturday mornings was dopeass. did anybody else watch this? every week, he'd go to the barber, turn around in the chair after his haircut, with a new gag. "i said make me look like a wall street tycoon," he'd say, "not a hot air balloon." and there'd be a hot air balloon on his head, complete with clouds. and every week it was something rhyming with "wall street tycoon." what'll it be this weekend? my brother and i would always wonder. it was almost as exciting a saturday morning event as pee-wee's word of the day. so, whatever happened to ernest?

i am particularly intrigued by the frosted chocolate vanilla creme tarts and the cookies and creme snak stix, but mostly because it seems iffy that they could be good... i don't wish bad things on you, vic, but since you're the one who's gonna rate them all on a scale, d'ya think you could try them early on ?

i've been so lazy recently (as in, the past few months ) that i haven't done anything with my hair - just worn it down most of the time. i was watching a saturday night live rerun the other night (i missed it the first time), and kylie minogue had a cute braid thing goin' on i'd never done, so i braided my hair while watching tv. i've always been good at braiding, i'm just kind of obsessive about how even, symmetrical, etc. the braids are. but, hey, if i just do one little french braid, like she had, it's pretty much foolproof. sorry, if i'm losing you guys ... anycrap, now i just do it on my way from the parking lot to my work .

funny you should mention that...! i wish your profile in the margin said what your gender is, 'cause i've found from my research of asking this question of almost everyone i know that most girls say that guys in general don't kiss well, and the guys all say that girls kiss well and that they think that they're good kissers themselves. here's what i've got to say on the matter: the first time i kissed a good kisser was when i was at the oldass age o' 18. before that, i was really unhappy about the situation, thinking that i'd never like it, 'cause, shit, it was really terrible. but the guy was 25 and divorced, and i guess that experience had something to do with his being so good. since then, the only other good ones there were was one other guy who was older, and then 2 teenagers that i kissed, one when i was 22, the other when i was 23 (scandalous, i know ). but one of the teenagers was only good because he started following me. AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. i broke up with someone because he couldn't kiss and i lost my attraction to him. i couldn't tell him about the kissing and he wouldn't follow me, even after months, and i regret so much that i didn't talk to him about it . in hindsight, he probably had no idea that i had had a problem with the whole thing. i wish i could get back in touch with him and apologize, i think i broke his heart, but he broke mine by not still wanting to be friends with me - we were so close... anyway... but i guess i just have to say that my experience has shown that guys overall are bad kissers - that, or i've had really bad luck .

when having a bad day, make a strong effort to avoid a daily annoyance (a certain co-worker, or take a different route home that you know'll have less traffic - evn if it takes a little longer) and treat yourself to something special (playing loud music , or something to eat that's not exactly recommended by your m.d. *). * i know vic is gonna turn this into a topic about sweets anyway, so i figure i'll just start it out that way and save him the trouble of making a transition . tune in tomorrow.

dude, WTF????????? :eek: that's TWICE in one week, now! have the traffic laws changed? am i in an alternate universe? or is the world trying to crash into me ? this is getting scary, people... it's bad enough with people driving on the freeway while reading the newspaper. maybe i should get a and check up on my health insurance.

dj assault's ok, but i much prefer dj funk. funk is booty house, not ghetto-tech, but he's smoother, works great transitions (unlike assault's choppy ones), and can play three records a minute or some shit. seriously, if you watch that guy live, he always has records in his hands, constantly in motion - up/down - shit, where'd that go? his album, booty house anthems, has more samples in it than i could grasp until i was forced to listen to the "old skool and today's r&b" station every day at work for months. funk uses a lot of the same nasty shit that ghetto-tech uses, too, though, which is why i'm talking about him here; you know, all you hos down south, lickin' balls in yo' mouth, all you hos out west, put my dick between yo' chest, all you hos up north, you can suck it back and forth, all you hos out east, put my dick between yo' teeth... anyway, ghetto-tech, from what i've heard, has a long way to go.

forget it; i just saw a key at the bottom of the page that tells me that it stands for a closed thread.