Hahahhhahaha yeah that's what PGiddy does, too. "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to fuck me?" and "Let's play house, you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night" That keg one was pretty funny -- I'm adding that to the favorites. Oh yeah and if you're clearly striking out try these: "you may not be impressed with me right now but you'll notice I'm the only one talking to you." "You may not be the prettiest girl here but beauty is only a lightswitch away."