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daddy, can I come too?

My company is having a britney spears look-a-like contest for all the kids that came to work with their parents. Too bad it's only dirty, horny traders/bankers in the audience. Tis the season...

...I have yet to buy any gifts yet, as I always do every holiday season. I figure I have to work 1/2 day on monday, so I'll do all my shopping after work on christmas eve. Yes, procrastination is my friend.

Got to the club around 1:30 am and waited no longer than 5 minutes on the line. Paid my $$$ and walked in. This was my first time back in this venue since carbon (4 years ago). I was amazed at the amount of people inside and and kept telling my friend that this place is just a huge money machine...just from the door $ alone, not to mention even the bar receipts. I must say Tiesto got better and better as the night progressed, but I did not leave as his #1 fan. Maybe it was the crowd that kinda put a damper on my mood. It was the first time in a long time that I felt like I had to watch my back every 2 minutes or so. I also finally realized what all the threads dedicated to Exit bathrooms were all about... ...Overall, the place is huge and one can find one's own little niche to chill in, but I dreaded everytime I had to go wander aorund to either the bar or bathroom...just too much shoving. I had a good time on friday night/saturday morning but it will be some time before I go back. Maybe my expectations were a little too high?

electric company, 321 contact, and my all time favorite... the magic garden ...it was these two hippie chicks, swinging on swings in a tripped out garden, surrounded by talking flowers. Now that I look back on it, those 2 girls were extremely touchy feely with each other, hmm.

Thank you all...if any of you want to join me and a couple of friends tonight, I'll be playing (very badly, I suck at pool) some pool tonight @ pressure in the village. Stop by to say hi and have a drink. I'll be the guy in the brown sweater, gray pants, scratching the cue ball off the table...everyone is invited, I'll be there around 9pm.

Catching up?...almost there. Although I still don't need ragga's pimped out wheelchair just yet.

spanish was my first language

your mama is like a MLB pitcher...always on top of the rubber

everybody meet Marley

Had 2 of them pulled this past spring. Make sure you ask for the nitrous. Afterwards they gave me percosets for the pain. Hmmmm, percosets. If you're under nitrous, you're still conscious so you can feel them pulling them out...not too much pain since you're drugged up. When you get home, that night and the following morning are the worst. Just take the percosets and that should take away the pain. You'll be drooling a bit, but the percosets make you feel GOOD. Good luck.

I thought you were 100+ in kitty years?

some nice blond hash mixed up with the hydro....yummy. Roll it, spark it, and enjoy. :goofy:

...a few rotten members spoil it for everyone. I say fuck 'em and let the sexy, naughty CPers get their game on. I'm definitely down for the *shagfest* next month.

welcome aboard!

very impressive

high yield = oxymoron (sp?)

assistant junk bond trader at an investment bank

hahahahahahahahahahaha...you said funbags...i love it! :laugh: :laugh:

I got a chance to meet and talk to lavendermenace & thehacker at the meet-up @ Float...they were very cool and extremely friendly. Met ragga, tatsyt, linabina & xtcgspot for a quick second but didn't have a chance to sit down and talk. But everybody was very nice and was glad I got to put a face to the screen names.

When I met the girl I dated this past summer, she was struggling to keep her head up from the bar. I came up to her and offered her some water. She was totally wasted. I later asked her if she would like a ride home. On the way to my car she said, "I have a confession, I'm not really 21, I'm 19." So my first impression was that she was a lying alcoholic, but extremely hot. Long story short...she gave me a call a couple of days later and asked me out. I wondered why she chose me and not one of the dozen of guys that gave her their # that night. She said that I was a sweet guy and that I didn't try any funny business (take advantage of her) while she was drunk. Just gave her a ride home without "putting the moves on her" as she said. See ladies, chivalry is not dead. On our second date, she was much more coherent and we had a great time. We dated the whole summer and into the fall...until she moved back to south africa. So, as far as first impressions...don't judge a book by it's cover.

- Peanut's Christmas (love it when Snoopy decorates his dog house). -Grinch who stole x-mas (animated version) -A christmas story -It's a wonderful life

I hooked up with a friend during my second year of law school...right in the middle of doing "it", she tells me to pull out and spray my baby batter all over her face. Afterwards, she thanks me and tells me that sperm was good for her skin. Are you kidding me? This girl's ex-boyfriends must've abused her. Anyways, I rather shoot my load in her mouth.

gimme some coca-cola

keep chasing your dreams