hoke

blackjack ~~~> Vegas, baby!

Hrmph. If you guys really cared to go you'd start selling your bodies NOW to make the trip!!! EDIT: And sick is no excuse! I did Buzz and Starscape in a single weekend while suffering from bronchitis! (j/k... health should always come first... though I really did do that...)

sand ~~~> storm *ack!*

beer ~~~> goggles

flute ----> fluke

worms ----> gummi bears

riding crop ---> hunting cap

You won't be on your own when you get here! :)

gimme some!!!!!!! ---> problem child

Seek help... heavy johnson --> Johnson & Johnson

"on top of the world" (aren't we all?)

hehe... that's a funny association! Darth Vader ----> light saber

Ralph Lauren ---> Ralph Nader

Your computer can predict the future... See? I just responded...

cocklicker ---> family values

horror ---> Stephen King

confused ---> Google

sucks ---> tentacle

Jim Morrison ----> LSD

sour ----> whiskey

Papa Smurf, my good man... Glad to see you're moving on -- it's high time you broke out of this vicious cycle. Best of luck on your quest for a new Smurfette... :)

I think it depends on the circumstances of the one-night stand. There are people who will get drunk and have a one-night stand with anything that moves. I don't think they have much chance of starting a successful relationship. But then there are people who meet someone who strikes their interest, they don't see any reason not to have sex right away, and things carry on from there... I've seen it happen. I don't think the second scenario is the ideal approach, but it's definitely possible... and, I'd wager, not that uncommon either.

You guys are all taking the boards way too seriously... ;)

cereal ---> killer *elicits collective groan*

fuck -----> suck