mizlissa

FESTER!!! (<-- I think this is the Cool Whip Man's scary magician cousin)

Name: Melissa J. Age: 22 Location, Location, Location: Tacoma, Washington, str8 up weSSide thug Nationality: Scottish, Irish, Polish, Welsh... all the sh's.. cept for Norwegian, THREW off the trend. Eye color: Hazel Hair color: Light brown w/highlights Height: 5'5 Body type: athletic/toned Sign: Cancer Write with the: Left I eat: Everything but beef, mad cows are running rampant in WA right now Drink? Trying to come to terms with that. Smoke? No. Sexuality: Heterosexual female/chronically single. Pets? Zeke & Mia, kitties Education: Pepperdine University in Cali & Italy, some comm. college in RI, University of Washington now that I'm back in WA.. traveling sporadic college student Work: Licensed health/respite care provider for mentally challenged children/adults, going to start temping as an endeavor to gain insight into what I want to be when I Grow Up, just left 3 year job w/Verizon *If I could move anywhere in the world right now it'd be: Australia. *If I could turn back the clock and relive a part of my life I'd stop it at age: 15, right before I met my first and only ex. I'd tear up his number. I actually found that VERY piece of paper in a shoebox in my closet last week with the bastids number on it! *One thing I would like to invent: Vitamin infused beer. Everything you need in one bottle, and more. Healthy drunks everywhere. *One more thing: 8 hours of sleep in a pill. It would revolutionize the world- no one would sleep again. (and no, smart asses, don't say "it's already been done, it's called meth") *Ok one last thing: A real Dream Catcher, one that snatches your brainwaves and translates them onto film. I'd never rent/buy a dvd again. I like: good people, laughing, listening, discovering new places, finding comfort in old ones, sunshine, the sound of the ocean, cities that never sleep as well as places where the stars shine much more brilliantly at night I dislike: Racism, deceit, ignorance, dark windows at night with no curtains, gin.. ugh I am often described as: unforgettable

again @ harm reduction reading this shiznit is trigger material.

Those are pics of somebitch!?!?!?! :eek:

hahaha... Career prospects after Sex in the City must be pretty bleak.

luiscarreon, these are obviously njdionysus' pics. njdionysus is kidding and is just playing hard to get. pms!!! quick!!

Your sig is hotter.

Whoooa... when did SJP start taking steroids?

ladyshady, my best friend sent me a Bratz doll in RI last year, I can't remember what her name is, she has blond hair and pink go-go boots though, lol. Yeah, kinda weird. I didn't ask for anything this year, either. Best: Weird spa machine I guess you can stick your feet and hands into. Worst: Same weird spa machine. Got a lil' $cha-ching$ too.

I also immediately thought of 9/11 when I heard the news of the destruction of the earthquake, but in the terms that bumpdaddy did, when he referred to the massive loss of life.. They think the death toll is somewhere between 5,000 and 20,000 now. It's hard to really grasp the devastation of such a number until you really stop to think again of the people who worked in and around the WTC, the Pentagon, all the firefighters, the visitors, the people aboard the hijacked planes. Then multiply those lives lost by four? Takes my breath right out of my chest.

Mine was pretty much like Mala said, three days, beer in your hand as soon as you wake up, drink until you fall down. No time for hangovers. OR food. It was out at this huge campground called The Gorge in WA, a big radio station in Seattle hosts a huge concert each year in the summertime and young adults with a penchant for disrupting the peace from all over the state go and camp out for the weekend and cause utter mayhem. I hauled a bunch of friends with me in my dad's Bronco.. all I know is that our tent got run over an hour after we set it up, someone threw up in the Bronco (we had to ride back in 90 degree heat with that smell in the car after it had aged for 3 days, bleeah ) and I was in such complete LaLa Land that we ended up camping out an extra day and I didn't even realize it until it was too late.. It was supposed to be a TWO day binge. NOT three. So that was the only job I ever lost. I felt so bad that I wrote the owners of the restaurant an apology letter when I got home, and they appreciated the note so much they gave me my job back, plus a $20 coupon, lol.

7/10:03pm and we're watching Home Alone! We're at the part where Marv just climbed in the window bare footed and stepped on the ornaments... classic! That Kevin McAllister, what a little devil!

lol.. What can I say, I've been going to church again. And I've read most of the "Left Behind" Series... books that are about exactly this topic. Just tossin in some change.. don't let me interrupt the "going out in style," plans..

lol, i can't even remember anything about that movie, I think I blocked it out. i should watch it again and see if my sentiments have changed, i just remember fighting with my roommate about whether we were staying or leaving, staying or leaving. hahaha wait i DO remember the mall scene. vaguely.

2/5:57 Geez solbeam, you're getting them out one at a time? Painful!

No prob, X, got my Boston Board Bro's Back, even though I'm not in Boston now, and never really WAS in Boston... but anyway. Beside the point. The kitty is so you. ps. Thanks.

stupidly stupidest movie: Evolution

One would give you humility and then reward you with life everlasting, world without end, amen. The other would get you instant gratification, and then curse you with eternal damnation.

Okay now this picture I just don't get. ??? Her head is like whoa, and then her body/boobs are like, where? Mystify when I saw your avatar it was before I saw this post, I thought your avatar was a black woman with some huge ass lips, lol.

I thought fruitcake was a legend, I've never actually seen any.

Is it? Where have I been? Why didn't she call me? ...why didn't HE call me? Stars* dating Stars... seems like SUCH a no no, overall, you'd think they would LEARN. Don't they read US Weekly? Esp Nicole. I think a STAR would either be best off with either a non-star, or a star/pro athlete combo, if you're must go for a celeb match, just because there's some diversity there and it seems to workout better. *Star: actress, singer, attempting to be both, failed at both and now star of their very own reality show, whatever

Heyyy, thanks for the thumb salute, brothas.

8/11:43- hair of the dog, man. if you can, go workout. sweating the toxic crap out helps before you dump it back in again.

8:40am and we're eating chocolate for breakfast. (11:40am your guyses time)

I resolve not to make any resolutions. Too much pressure, I'm working on a day to day, here.