nomembername Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 The last time I was in Vegas, a friend of mine really wanted to get laid, so he decided to go to a whore house. He talked to the madame and told her he only had $50, which obviously wasn't enough. Finally, she decided to send him to this one girl who she called Sandpaper Sandy. Well, he and Sandy were going at it, and lets just say it wasn't very enjoyable for him. She was rough, and it was somewhat painful. So, he asked her what was wrong and if she can do something to fix it. So she went into the bathroom for a few minutes and after she came out they started going at it again. This time it felt amazing, nice and smooth. So my boy asked Sandy what she did to make it feel so much better and she told him, "I pulled my scabs off and let the pus run." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by nomembername The last time I was in Vegas, a friend of mine really wanted to get laid, so he decided to go to a whore house. He talked to the madame and told her he only had $50, which obviously wasn't enough. Finally, she decided to send him to this one girl who she called Sandpaper Sandy. Well, he and Sandy were going at it, and lets just say it wasn't very enjoyable for him. She was rough, and it was somewhat painful. So, he asked her what was wrong and if she can do something to fix it. So she went into the bathroom for a few minutes and after she came out they started going at it again. This time it felt amazing, nice and smooth. So my boy asked Sandy what she did to make it feel so much better and she told him, "I pulled my scabs off and let the pus run." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 :puke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 thats just totally nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 I would have gone down on her, sounds tastey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 ah, another "friend" story:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 GROSS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djsquillz Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 DOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 30 Author Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by bullseye ah, another "friend" story:rolleyes: Bro, I don't understand why you must always follow me around and put my post down or roll your eyes at me. I just wanted to let everyone in on my friends little story which I thought was a little disturbing. I hope we can put this behind us and start anew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by nomembername Bro, I don't understand why you must always follow me around and put my post down or roll your eyes at me. I just wanted to let everyone in on my friends little story which I thought was a little disturbing. I hope we can put this behind us and start anew wow dude, this is the first time i ever made a comment about one of your posts. but you've been on my butt off and on for over a week now. im sorry if i hurt your fragile ego that is capable of giving but not taking, but i believe in starting the new year on the right foot. so, peace in queens bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gager Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 That's an old joke dude, I think my dad told me that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by gager That's an old joke dude, I think my dad told me that one. That is; i remember hearing that in 6th grade. I'm 28 nowI think your "friend" is lying to youand if you really believe it you really need new friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizlissa Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Ugh, I never heard it.Originally posted by xlr8ted I would have gone down on her, sounds tastey omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 OMG NOT THE SAND PAPERR SALLY same thing happened to my cousin she still hasnt gotten over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Oh my god, my friend went to the same bunny ranch and had sex with the same lady... then he ate some pop rocks, drank some soda, and his stomach exploded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 31 Author Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by chris817 That is; i remember hearing that in 6th grade. I'm 28 nowI think your "friend" is lying to youand if you really believe it you really need new friends what's up old timer? yeah, thanks for pointing out to me that it was A JOKE. And all this time I haven't hung out with my friend anymore cause I thought he might have some kind of disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 So its not true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 31 Author Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by xlr8ted So its not true? I thought my friend was telling me the truth but now that everyone is telling me stories of people they know have been with the same Sally hooker...I'm starting to have my doubts. Originally posted by gager I think my dad had sex with her also. I mean even this guy Gager said his dad was with her when he was younger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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