xlr8ted Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 (men/women)What have you used to clean up if you don't have time for a shower.. and men, do you wipe down your women?SocksT-shirtspaper towelsboxersposterold sneakerher underwear (when she wasn't looking)Toliet papersand paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xlr8ted Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 Dude the thread just started, at least 10 pages by 2:00pm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 1. I used her mouth... 2. Some McDonald's napkins (in the car)3. Menudos t-shirt4. VHS copy of Gigli (Affleck / Lopez movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 excellent topic.I have used countless pairs of socks. In fact i fucked some girl in my car after dining with her at Tao's & used my dress socks as cum rags. I came home to my then girlfreind & she was like "what happened to your socks?" :laugh: :laugh: And ya wonder why girls hate guys? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 But did you wipe her down w/ the dress socks?Funny story...I had this one t-shirt that I used to use from time to time, and keept next to my bed, so it was hacked up. I go out for a few beers one night w/ some friends and have them back to the house after. My cousin and his friends got back a little early, so I walk in and my ex's sister has my cum rag t-shirt on. I start dying laughing as soon as I walk and and yell " get my cum rag off, your sisters cum is all over that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Originally posted by xlr8ted But did you wipe her down w/ the dress socks?Funny story...I had this one t-shirt that I used to use from time to time, and keept next to my bed, so it was hacked up. I go out for a few beers one night w/ some friends and have them back to the house after. My cousin and his friends got back a little early, so I walk in and my ex's sister has my cum rag t-shirt on. I start dying laughing as soon as I walk and and yell " get my cum rag off, your sisters cum is all over that" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Originally posted by xlr8ted (men/women)What have you used to clean up if you don't have time for a shower.. and men, do you wipe down your women?SocksT-shirtspaper towelsboxersposterold sneakerher underwear (when she wasn't looking)Toliet papersand paper the outside of his underwear so when he puts it on his zipper gets all slippery & gooey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 I actually try not to clean it off...I just wait till it gets all hard and crusty and then I go about my normal day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Originally posted by nomembername I actually try not to clean it off...I just wait till it gets all hard and crusty and then I go about my normal day. it will usually fall off by itself after it dries up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 This thread had such potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Originally posted by xlr8ted her underwear (when she wasn't looking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Originally posted by xlr8ted This thread had such potential. don't give up on it, man!here, a baby wipe always cums in handy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 You can use one A-shirt for a few weeks and then it changes color to yellow!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyepic18 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 its all about the wash cloths... very key to keep around your place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 a bandana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 haha, I held on as long as i could, but there were no tissues around, so i went on her tummy and sheets.I love a girl who doesn't mind where it goes ~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 ikea dish rags are great, $1.99 for a six pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by gmccookny haha, I held on as long as i could, but there were no tissues around, so i went on her tummy and sheets.I love a girl who doesn't mind where it goes ~~~~~~ Why did you try and hold out to begin with? I think the point of the thread is...when you do bust on your girl's tits, ass or stomach or even your own stomach for that matter; what do you use to clean it?Correct me if I am wrong here Xlr8ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by nomembername Why did you try and hold out to begin with? I think the point of the thread is...when you do bust on your girl's tits, ass or stomach or even your own stomach for that matter; what do you use to clean it?Correct me if I am wrong here Xlr8ted. oh, well if that was the question, we didn't use squat just rub that protein in the skin, baby But on a side note, you're almost at 1500! You go nomembername Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 i want you to cum all over my ass baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Originally posted by ladyshady i want you to cum all over my ass baby :eek: I usually just cum in her then reach over the bed and grab a towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleym Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 LOL these stories are great. This is humor at it's best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Originally posted by ladyshady i want you to cum all over my ass baby i like it in places like that... and on my stomach.. he usually uses a tshirt or a towel.. or napkins..whatevers around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 Do the women like when their man cleans them up? I used to love when my girl was in doggiestyle position and I'd run my crusty shirt up and down her cum covered slit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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