digisoul Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 i beat the smart kids i beat the smart kids, whoa,(trips) i bent my wookie - ralph wiggumwhats a diarama?- ralph wiggumi hate your dog, and i ate the little mess he left on the floor.... ya heard me-groundskeeper willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Mmmmm.....grapefruit - HomerDr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/ Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/ Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Oh Dr. Zaius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 MY EYES! the goggles do nozing!-McBain------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 homer waking up from a heart attack-"oh doctor i went to a wonderful land filled with fire and brimestone. and there were all these men in red pajamas poking me with hot pitchforks."------------------beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffkaos Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Me fail english? thats unpossible-Ralph Wiggum"Klaven" - Proffesor------------------"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.""If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?""Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roby Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Many lines from the episode where mr. Burns ran over Bart and the Simpsons sued Mr. Burns:Burns' lawyer: "My client would like to remind the jury that he is wealthy and not like other men."Burns: "I should be able to run over as many children as I want!!"Lionel Hutz (Simpsons' attorney): "Mr Simpson, the law forbids me from guaranteeing you a big cash settlement, but just between you and me, I'm guaranteeing you a big cash settlement! My fee is 50%"Homer (upon losing the million dollar settlement because Marge fessed up that Bart's injuries were faked, and questioning his love for Marge): "Ah sweet beer!! My love for you will never die."And on this election day...Barney: "an election? that's one of those deals when they close the bars, isn't it?"More Gumbel, after Homer tells him how he is trying to set up Marge's homely sister: "Just wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man!"-------I've got plenty more where this came from ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezd Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 It tastes like...burningralph wiggumI am evil homer, I am evil homerHomerI was watching pornographyhomer------------------Take nothing for granted, what goes up doesnt always come down, so catch my ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
party2go Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 "Looks like he was caught by the VERY man who sought out to catch him""mmmm, how ironic" ------------------The Wheels on the BUS go Round and Round... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Jasper- Paddling the school canoe, you'd better believe that's a paddling.------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Smithers, come here. I need you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happykittn Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 My boyfriend quotes Homer (yes, Simpson )ALL THE TIME:When Homer became trash commissioner: "Ohhhhhh can't someone else do it?!?!"And his all-time FAVORITE:"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." ------------------"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." ~JFK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 save me Jebus! Jebussss...------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 UP AND AT DEM! - Renier Woflcastle as Radioactive manExcellent - Mr. Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissyxyz Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 The episode when Lisa is getting married. Homer goes into her room and and sings, "SAXAMAPHONE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj joe Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Cheif Wiggum: "Remember Ralphy, if your nose starts bleeding your picking it too much...or not enough" Sad to say, I watch an hour of Simpsons a day. Favorite from new episode:Homer: "An extra three numbers?" (holds up palm with 939 on it) "I got enough to remember (holds up other palm with Carl-white Lenny-black written on it)------------------"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift...that is why we call it the present" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sn0ball4 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Kent brockman "oh, c'mon lisa, everyone knows that leperchaun's are extinct." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sn0ball4 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 kent brockman"oh c'mon lisa, everyone knows that leperchaun's are extinct." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaload Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by lexxxi:Homer - "What about pork"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...ham"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...bacon"Lisa - "No!.......dad those all come from the same animal"Homer - "Right Lisa, a MAGICAL animal"Also:Lisa "I made some Gespacho for all, its tomato soup served ice cold"Barney "Go back to Russia!"AlsoMr. Burns "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?"Smithers "I doubt it, they both spell and pronounce their names differently."God I love that show!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Millhouse: Can I use your bathroom?The Collector: No the bathroom is for paying customers onlyMillhouse: Can I buy that?The Collector: Noooo that is a rare picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Homer: "I'm about to do some serious thinking." Bart: "I'm thinking he meant serious drinking." Lisa: "That's what I'd assume." Homer: "This isn't rocket science, this is brain surgery!"Homer: "You tried your best, kid, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: 'Never try.'"Bart: I'd give anything to go to that Homer: I'd sell my first born sonBart: HEY!Homer: You'll do as your toldHomer (to Grandpa): We'll put you in a home Grandpa: But you already put me in a home Homer: Okay, we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 MinutesGrandpa: I'll be good Barney (stands up at girl scout meeting): Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholicLisa: Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meetingBarney: Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem? Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool.Ralph: And my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose- bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.Ralph: I'm a boy!Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roby Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Rainier Wolfcastle ("McBain") when he hosted his own "Arsenio"-like talk show:Wolfcastle (speaking to his "hip" bandleader, Scoey, who is wearing a shiny MC Hammer outfit): "That's a nice outfit, Scoey, it makes you look like a homosexual!"Politically correct audience boos.Wolfcastle, while pointing to the audience: "Ho Ho! Maybe you are ALL homosexuals too!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted November 9 Author Report Share Posted November 9 Postmaster Bill: The days of the disgrunal postal employes went out with the macarena.Principal Skinner : I'm just glad i work in an elementry school.A little sick, but it funny------------------"Puff, Puff, Pass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Comic book guy: Worst episode everDisco Stu: Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise!Yes, I know I already responded to this thread but I don't want it to die yet. This shit is too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj joe Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 "You know me Marge. I Like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMMING!"Bart: Mom, Lisa won't let me be in her show"Marge: "Come on Lisa let Bart be in the show"Lisa: "But Mom"Marge: "That 'Mom' Stuff does't work on me"------------------"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift...that is why we call it the present" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 *disco beat*"Ah Ah Ah Ah, table five, table five,Ah Ah Ah Ah table fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive"-Homer------------------"No sane man will dance" - Cicero - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 dunno if any one wrote this butdr.? - Dr.Nick you did a surgery using a plastic knive and spoondr.Nick Rivera - But I cleaned them with my napkin?Homer - drugs yeah you gotta have drugshomer - Ohh I see Bart gets to have a gunMARGE - be carefull not to sit on the apple pieGrandpa - ahh ohhMARGE - grandpa did you sit on the pie?grandpa - I sure hope so------------------ My music starts at 170 BPM not 140... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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