lalate Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Exactly why I said we don't do that....You turn off people's water and electricity too? lol jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 My upstairs neighbors are illegally subletting one of the bedrooms to this seriously flaky fucking drama queen who insists on ripping it sick in the middle of the night whenever she has the place to herself. Now, I like the people who are on the lease for the most part, and don't want to see them get screwed, so I've been a "nice guy" up until today. The dumb bitch and some two pump chump came in at 2am ( I was on call for work at 5am BTW, and had finished my previous nights shift at midnite) and started screwing around and yelling at each other as soon as they walked thru the door. I went upstairs and told them to shut the fuck up, which got me 10 minutes of quiet before starting up again. So, since I'm the building manager I decided to start playing games myself. I went to the basement and shut off their power. Then, when I came home from work for lunch today, I shut off their water. I've "bumped into" the dumb bitch twice today and she hasn't even looked at me, let alone said anything about no water or electric, and it's quiet up there. The people on the lease get home Monday night from their trip so I'm planning on restoring utilities Sunday afternoon. If this stupid bitch had any idea how fucking bad I want to punch her in the face she'd start packing her shit up now. I'm gonna have a chat with her room mates and let them know if it happens again they're all gonna be looking for a new fucking apt. I am by no means done fucking with this chick. She has no idea who she just pissed off. plz keep us up to date on your actions...this is fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 plz keep us up to date on your actions...this is funIt'll be a downright shame if their heat "somehow" gets stuck on full blast on a hot,muggy August day and a squirrel or some other varmit "somehow" gets into their heating duct and dies. I know I'll be sure to "get right on it". If they're even still here by that time. Heat, water, electric, air conditioning and parking.................I control it all. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 dgmodel... i hate that faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 dgmodel... i hate that faggot.Shhhh, everyone does, we just don't talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 lol oh my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2kool4school Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 The guy in my gym that goes to the power rack and strips the bar that has 3 plates per side, first he removes two plates from one side and then takes off the last plate from the same side........................KaaaaaaaaBOOM and the entire bar with the 3 plates on the opposite side goes flying and crashes to the floor. He is the most dangerous guy ever and has done this more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 castro has been bugging me lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 people who feel the need to leave some type of love song, hip hop song or any song for that matter as their voice mail where it goes on for a good minute if not more...fuck you asshole, I'm not listening to that crap everytime I try and call you so you're not getting a message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 People who put their stupid mixes on soulseek or limewire and write every dj's name in the title so their stupid mix comes up no matter who you are searching for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 people who feel the need to leave some type of love song, hip hop song or any song for that matter as their voice mail where it goes on for a good minute if not more...fuck you asshole, I'm not listening to that crap everytime I try and call you so you're not getting a messageI truly HATE that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 ALL my friends do that..ALL OF THEm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 the worst... its up with there with away msgs that say exactly what youre doing for the next eight hours, or telling me to call the cell... wow i wouldve never of thought to actually call you if i needed to speak with you... brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 ALL my friends do that..ALL OF THEmum no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 u just took off the sylvester sample from ur voicemail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 don't act like you weren't twirling everytime.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 people that carry enormous umbreallas the width of the sidewalkpeople that wear leather baseball caps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 leather caps are the WORST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 people really still wear leather hats? I remember them growing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headpusher Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 CAB DRIVERS..- all the jerkoffs on the nyc subway system..who upon entering the train car proceed to hover over that one open seat like vultures in the desert.- bums in general - no asshole im not gonna give you any money - get a fucking job- starbucks employees - after charging me $4.00 for a coffee and then not tipping you for doing your job - dont reply with a "Thank you" and a fake smile... i didnt give you a tip and no i dont feel guilty for not doing so- people that shove fliers in your face. while i sympathsize for having one of the worst jobs ever - dont throw your chinese takeout menu in my face when i get out of the subway. every chinese restaurant has the same menu, and i rarely eat it. get that shit out of my face before i rip it front of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 leather caps are the WORST people really still wear leather hats? I remember them growing upyes, somehow people still do. and i cant help but stare cuz i am so fckin dumbfounded at how wrong they look... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 i hate the guy that was dressed like a slurpee outside the 7-11 who kept on yelling at me to buy an 11 cent Slurpee when i could barely walk straight.die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Im starting to hate on tollbooth clerks ... i have to pay a pussy ass 75 cent toll each way and some of these people look like they would rather spit on me than take my money. I swear, 80% of these people cant even crack a smile let alone mumble some type of greeting. i understand that if they had to be cheerie to all the people coming through they would probably kill themselves ... but, lady, please attampt to not talk on the phone about your baby daddy while counting my change ... and this other dood, puffs cigars, in the booth .. chillin, like it aint no thing .. can toll booth clerks really smokei on duty!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Holy shit....I can not fucking stand people who drive 55 mph in the left lane. What can these possibly be thinking? Don't they see everyone going around them and then staring at them, wanting to give them the finger and tell them to "move the fuck over"and this fucking sales rep for life insurance who came to our office one day to speak with someone who now feels the need to call me EVERY single day trying to get in touch with my boss. I come into the office today and she is here and is like, "oh you're Mike who doesn't return my calls"....Yes I am so get the fucking hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 I want to body slam every fuck face that thinks they have to get on the train before they let anyone off...people that do this should have to ride the train with their heads stuck in the doorYou were definitely JUICIN when you wrote this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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