wojcik Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 How many people have done the donkey punch. I have done a quarter donkey slap and that shit tightened up but I didn't have the guts then. & I also know someone who while in the army one of the guys did the donkey punch and laid his girlfriend out. any stories? or people who did it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muchachamala Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 donkey punching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 QUE??------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 HUH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 WTF, over? perhaps you mean...Donkey Punch3 parts Orange juice. 2 parts Ginger ale. 1 part Pineapple juice. 1 part Light rum (Bacardi) 1/4 part Grenadine. ?!? more likely, id guess you refer to...Donkey Punch"Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up."NOTE -- both of these descriptions were found on the web. sirdante has never tasted donkey punch, nor would he ever do anything as vile as giving a punch to a the back of a chicks head. have a nice day.[This message has been edited by sirdante (edited 02-21-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 WHAT!!! GGGRRRRTHE MOTHER FLOWER BETTER RUN WHEN I REGAIN MY CONSCIOUS!! SNIP SNIP ------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 EH?I'm all up for experimentation, hey, i even enjoy a little bit of pain. But if some guy thinks he's gonna knock me out then he better think again. Cause if i ever catch him I wont be responsible for my actions.Nails down back and a bit of biting is cool. Unconsciousness is not. (Besides, it might damage the few brain cells i've managed to salvage) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by sirdante:NOTE -- both of these descriptions were found on the web. sirdante has never tasted donkey punch, nor would he ever do anything as vile as giving a punch to a the back of a chicks head. have a nice day.[This message has been edited by sirdante (edited 02-21-2001).]LMAO!!!~ you are hilarious...and god help the poor fuck that tries to do that to me... like xxlea so perfectly said, that mutha flower better run when i wake up... lol ------------------ we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wojcik Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 All I've done is kinda slap the back of the girls head and it tightened up and then I went to her back to cover up tan as for knocked out that isn't intended in a DP a Dp is behind either one and right b4 a guy goes he punches the girl in the back of the head so it all tightens up including the holes. just like anyones reaction from being hit they crunch up and tighten up. I heard it feels really good.Then there is the dirty sanchez after a guy has his thumb up a girls ass he gives her a mustache of shit w/ his thumbor the angry drago where when a girl has a load in her mouth the guy steps back and kicks her in the stomach so the load goes through her nose. kind of like snorting milk ni elementry school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Well I think I'll just have to settle for some good ol'doggy style and have her turn around to shoot right in her mouth.Now I know thats nothing much, but any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wojcik Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 Ever do the ghost rider?Thats when you do doggie style & right b4 the you blow it you pull out and spit on the girls back so she thinks you blew your load and when she turns around to kiss you you blow it in her face!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by wojcik:Ever do the ghost rider?Thats when you do doggie style & right b4 the you blow it you pull out and spit on the girls back so she thinks you blew your load and when she turns around to kiss you you blow it in her face!!! Hmmmmm, tempting...... but it think I'm gonna have to say that this isn't going onto my 'to do' list. Sorry to be a bore but I prefer the kinda sex where I'm not:a) gonna get seriously hurt (unconsciousness etc etc) be shocked (bloke cummin on my face without prior warning etc etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubrat98 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 who does this shit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by wojcik:All I've done is kinda slap the back of the girls head and it tightened up and then I went to her back to cover up tan as for knocked out that isn't intended in a DP a Dp is behind either one and right b4 a guy goes he punches the girl in the back of the head so it all tightens up including the holes. just like anyones reaction from being hit they crunch up and tighten up. I heard it feels really good.Then there is the dirty sanchez after a guy has his thumb up a girls ass he gives her a mustache of shit w/ his thumbor the angry drago where when a girl has a load in her mouth the guy steps back and kicks her in the stomach so the load goes through her nose. kind of like snorting milk ni elementry schoolsorry honey but i think your tastes are a little extreme and these things are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opala Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Jesus christ...You've got problems if you manage to pleasure yourself out of abusing and degrading the women you have sex with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranza Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 OMG this is absolutly the funniest thing I have ever read in my whole entire life!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTell me some more stories bro.. LOL..This is classicI am so printing this thread out.. LMAO------------------..It Wasn't Me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diezel Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 This is the funniest shit, where did you get these from? I realy want to know.Who came up with the names?The ghost rider is tooo original!!!Hey wojcik, pleassse post more, I need the laugh. ------------------"Sittin in my car watch the stars and smoke. I came along way but still I got so far to go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsense Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 The Rodeo (ONLY WORKS WITH FAT GIRLS) - Just before your about to fuck her, doggystyle , you get a good grip on her thighs & put your head low by her ass & say,"YOUR THE FATTEST FUCKING WHORE I'VE EVER BEEN WITH" & hold on tight cause, boy! you going for a ride gitty up!!------------------FEED YOUR HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by thesandman: What about the women who request being abused, rough sex is OK if you have trust each other and its mutual. Not like Im going to drop the peoples elbow on a woman when Im done...whats a peoples elbow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 OUTRAGEOUS!!! LOL ------------------ "O.K. Kids.... but just pick one..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpmod247 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Dammm, Imagine doing some of this shit or your first date. What an impression.------------------All Bling Blingin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by opala:Jesus christ...You've got problems if you manage to pleasure yourself out of abusing and degrading the women you have sex with. What about the women who request being abused, rough sex is OK if you have trust each other and its mutual. Not like Im going to drop the peoples elbow on a woman when Im done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wojcik Posted March 1 Author Report Share Posted March 1 What about the Jelly dounut jizz on the face creak the nose and smear the white and red around so it looks like a dounutHAHAHA Most of you don't know about the hard core you little virgins just need to be exposed once. ......Any girls want a donkey punch??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 I'm a kinky and open to new things one, but this sounds awful!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2ny Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up. 6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports) 7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. 8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. 9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom. 10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move. 11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. 12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. 13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together. 14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head. 15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. 17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison. 18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. 20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. 21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). 22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails. 23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. 25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. 27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. 30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there. 31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. 33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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