Donkey punching how many people have done this or had it done to them.

[wojcik]

How many people have done the donkey punch. I have done a quarter donkey slap and that shit tightened up but I didn't have the guts then. & I also know someone who while in the army one of the guys did the donkey punch and laid his girlfriend out. any stories? or people who did it???

[muchachamala]

donkey punching?

[xxlea]

QUE??

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[sungoddess]

HUH?

[sirdante]

WTF, over? perhaps you mean...

Donkey Punch

3 parts Orange juice. 2 parts Ginger ale. 1 part Pineapple juice. 1 part Light rum (Bacardi) 1/4 part Grenadine.

?!? more likely, id guess you refer to...

Donkey Punch

"Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up."

NOTE -- both of these descriptions were found on the web. sirdante has never tasted donkey punch, nor would he ever do anything as vile as giving a punch to a the back of a chicks head. have a nice day.

[This message has been edited by sirdante (edited 02-21-2001).]

[xxlea]

WHAT!!! GGGRRRR

THE MOTHER FLOWER BETTER RUN WHEN I REGAIN MY CONSCIOUS!! SNIP SNIP

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[pendragon]

EH?

I'm all up for experimentation, hey, i even enjoy a little bit of pain. But if some guy thinks he's gonna knock me out then he better think again. Cause if i ever catch him I wont be responsible for my actions.

Nails down back and a bit of biting is cool. Unconsciousness is not. (Besides, it might damage the few brain cells i've managed to salvage)

[djmoonshine]

Originally posted by sirdante:

NOTE -- both of these descriptions were found on the web. sirdante has never tasted donkey punch, nor would he ever do anything as vile as giving a punch to a the back of a chicks head. have a nice day.

[This message has been edited by sirdante (edited 02-21-2001).]

LMAO!!!~ you are hilarious...

and god help the poor fuck that tries to do that to me... like xxlea so perfectly said, that mutha flower better run when i wake up... lol

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[wojcik]

All I've done is kinda slap the back of the girls head and it tightened up and then I went to her back to cover up tan as for knocked out that isn't intended in a DP a Dp is behind either one and right b4 a guy goes he punches the girl in the back of the head so it all tightens up including the holes. just like anyones reaction from being hit they crunch up and tighten up. I heard it feels really good.

Then there is the dirty sanchez after a guy has his thumb up a girls ass he gives her a mustache of shit w/ his thumb

or the angry drago where when a girl has a load in her mouth the guy steps back and kicks her in the stomach so the load goes through her nose. kind of like snorting milk ni elementry school

[djmikedr]

Well I think I'll just have to settle for some good ol'doggy style and have her turn around to shoot right in her mouth.

Now I know thats nothing much, but any takers?

[wojcik]

Ever do the ghost rider?

Thats when you do doggie style & right b4 the you blow it you pull out and spit on the girls back so she thinks you blew your load and when she turns around to kiss you you blow it in her face!!!

[pendragon]

Originally posted by wojcik:

Ever do the ghost rider?

Thats when you do doggie style & right b4 the you blow it you pull out and spit on the girls back so she thinks you blew your load and when she turns around to kiss you you blow it in her face!!!

Hmmmmm, tempting...... but it think I'm gonna have to say that this isn't going onto my 'to do' list. Sorry to be a bore but I prefer the kinda sex where I'm not:

a) gonna get seriously hurt (unconsciousness etc etc)

be shocked (bloke cummin on my face without prior warning etc etc)

[clubrat98]

who does this shit??

[shugabooga]

Originally posted by wojcik:

All I've done is kinda slap the back of the girls head and it tightened up and then I went to her back to cover up tan as for knocked out that isn't intended in a DP a Dp is behind either one and right b4 a guy goes he punches the girl in the back of the head so it all tightens up including the holes. just like anyones reaction from being hit they crunch up and tighten up. I heard it feels really good.

Then there is the dirty sanchez after a guy has his thumb up a girls ass he gives her a mustache of shit w/ his thumb

or the angry drago where when a girl has a load in her mouth the guy steps back and kicks her in the stomach so the load goes through her nose. kind of like snorting milk ni elementry school

sorry honey but i think your tastes are a little extreme and these things are gross.

[opala]

Jesus christ...

You've got problems if you manage to pleasure yourself out of abusing and degrading the women you have sex with.

[tranza]

OMG this is absolutly the funniest thing I have ever read in my whole entire life!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tell me some more stories bro.. LOL

..This is classic

I am so printing this thread out.. LMAO

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[diezel]

This is the funniest shit, where did you get these from? I realy want to know.

Who came up with the names?

The ghost rider is tooo original!!!

Hey wojcik, pleassse post more, I need the laugh.

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The Rodeo (ONLY WORKS WITH FAT GIRLS) - Just before your about to fuck her, doggystyle , you get a good grip on her thighs & put your head low by her ass & say,

"YOUR THE FATTEST FUCKING WHORE I'VE EVER BEEN WITH" & hold on tight cause, boy! you going for a ride gitty up!!

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[shugabooga]

Originally posted by thesandman:

What about the women who request being abused, rough sex is OK if you have trust each other and its mutual. Not like Im going to drop the peoples elbow on a woman when Im done...

whats a peoples elbow?

[beautious1]

OUTRAGEOUS!!! LOL

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[pimpmod247]

Dammm, Imagine doing some of this shit or your first date. What an impression.

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[thesandman]

Originally posted by opala:

Jesus christ...

You've got problems if you manage to pleasure yourself out of abusing and degrading the women you have sex with.

What about the women who request being abused, rough sex is OK if you have trust each other and its mutual. Not like Im going to drop the peoples elbow on a woman when Im done...

[wojcik]

What about the Jelly dounut jizz on the face creak the nose and smear the white and red around so it looks like a dounut

HAHAHA

Most of you don't know about the hard core you little virgins just need to be exposed once. ......Any girls want a donkey punch???

[dragonfly]

I'm a kinky and open to new things one, but this sounds awful!!!!

[back2ny]

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed

to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep

and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this

right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments

before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the

back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,

the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the

neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty

wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,

you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must

gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you

oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek.

It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull

back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you

start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The

force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before

you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to

do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,

tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you

attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it

can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is

forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are

available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use

of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going

doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.

When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having

her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure

as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all

over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that

when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while

laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her

ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed

winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and

discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you

stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry

smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who

has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then

proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal

probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple

knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either

on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from

behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to

anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside

so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners

face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while

getting head.

(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,

but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's

on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in

the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.