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Originally posted by jtk4

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There must be a shit load of pople going back and taking their pic down.

honestly, no1 cares if someone that we all know, wants to go behind our backs, make up a fake screen name, and talk all this shit about people they pretend to be friends with.

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Hey folks! Lorenzo here to bring you Part 2 of ARE YOU HOT!

I had to goto our beach house on Wed to fix my motorcycle and have dinner with Shauna's parents, so I apologize for the delay. The network's hate lethargic people.

Let us begin!

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Im sorry but this is just one of those horrible creatures which you meet at a VIP party, get a bit tosted from jager shots, blow a line of coke, and end up making out with. You never had an asian under your belt so this would be your first experience. As you kiss those Bubba Gump sized lips you hear her moan at a very low pitch. You pause, and think...but ignore it. You start feeling and kissing her neck and notice a small bump right infront of the neck. Once you tap it, she yelps "ow man"....you pause again. This is your ground breaking experience so nothing will stop you boning a asian vixen. You start to work your hand down to her leather skirt and underneath. At first you think she is smuggling snausages in her thong so she doesnt have to wait in line for food after the club ends. You grab a hold of this kielbasa laughing "haha hey lemme get a bite after the club too!" she proudly says "biting would hurt baby".....you pause again and heart starts to beat fast. Your head shoots down towards her crotch and there standing in full attention is a 4" Viet Cong pig in a blanket winking right at you. After using her nuts as a boxing bag, you run crying back home, take a cold shower, put on your fav Football jersey, play AC/DC real loud, watch as much hardcore porn, and drink as many heinekens as possible.

If this story rings a bell, you've been a victim of Tranny Trickery. Be careful kids, I run into tons of them but my Trandar is in fine tune.

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Originally posted by lorenzolamas

Hey folks! Lorenzo here to bring you Part 2 of ARE YOU HOT!

I had to goto our beach house on Wed to fix my motorcycle and have dinner with Shauna's parents, so I apologize for the delay. The network's hate lethargic people.

Let us begin!

attachment.php?postid=1896704

Im sorry but this is just one of those horrible creatures which you meet at a VIP party, get a bit tosted from jager shots, blow a line of coke, and end up making out with. You never had an asian under your belt so this would be your first experience. As you kiss those Bubba Gump sized lips you hear her moan at a very low pitch. You pause, and think...but ignore it. You start feeling and kissing her neck and notice a small bump right infront of the neck. Once you tap it, she yelps "ow man"....you pause again. This is your ground breaking experience so nothing will stop you boning a asian vixen. You start to work your hand down to her leather skirt and underneath. At first you think she is smuggling snausages in her thong so she doesnt have to wait in line for food after the club ends. You grab a hold of this kielbasa laughing "haha hey lemme get a bite after the club too!" she proudly says "biting would hurt baby".....you pause again and heart starts to beat fast. Your head shoots down towards her crotch and there standing in full attention is a 4" Viet Cong pig in a blanket winking right at you. After using her nuts as a boxing bag, you run crying back home, take a cold shower, put on your fav Football jersey, play AC/DC real loud, watch as much hardcore porn, and drink as many heinekens as possible.

If this story rings a bell, you've been a victim of Tranny Trickery. Be careful kids, I run into tons of them but my Trandar is in fine tune.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by lorenzolamas

Hey folks! Lorenzo here to bring you Part 2 of ARE YOU HOT!

I had to goto our beach house on Wed to fix my motorcycle and have dinner with Shauna's parents, so I apologize for the delay. The network's hate lethargic people.

Let us begin!

attachment.php?postid=1896704

Im sorry but this is just one of those horrible creatures which you meet at a VIP party, get a bit tosted from jager shots, blow a line of coke, and end up making out with. You never had an asian under your belt so this would be your first experience. As you kiss those Bubba Gump sized lips you hear her moan at a very low pitch. You pause, and think...but ignore it. You start feeling and kissing her neck and notice a small bump right infront of the neck. Once you tap it, she yelps "ow man"....you pause again. This is your ground breaking experience so nothing will stop you boning a asian vixen. You start to work your hand down to her leather skirt and underneath. At first you think she is smuggling snausages in her thong so she doesnt have to wait in line for food after the club ends. You grab a hold of this kielbasa laughing "haha hey lemme get a bite after the club too!" she proudly says "biting would hurt baby".....you pause again and heart starts to beat fast. Your head shoots down towards her crotch and there standing in full attention is a 4" Viet Cong pig in a blanket winking right at you. After using her nuts as a boxing bag, you run crying back home, take a cold shower, put on your fav Football jersey, play AC/DC real loud, watch as much hardcore porn, and drink as many heinekens as possible.

If this story rings a bell, you've been a victim of Tranny Trickery. Be careful kids, I run into tons of them but my Trandar is in fine tune.

well for fucks sake its good to see someone besides me n solbeam thought that was a "lentleman"

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