somebitch Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 for an a-list actor you certainly have a lot of time on your hands to chit-chat with losers. if i was married to a playmate and rich, i definitely wouldnt be hanging around clubplanet trying really hard to make funny assessments about someNerds appearance, failing to be funny most of the time i might add. you speak of yourself and "shauna" as if we should know who you are. i have never heard of lorenzo or shauna. please post some pics of this playmate, no one cares about you we just wanna see your wifes ass. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Wow, in the beginning I thought this guy was a little funny, now it's just sad. Talking about the stage and the studio and the car service taking you home. Pretty fucking pathetic.LorenzoFucksLlammas is a :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damack Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by somebitch for an a-list actor you certainly have a lot of time on your hands to chit-chat with losers. if i was married to a playmate and rich, i definitely wouldnt be hanging around clubplanet trying really hard to make funny assessments about someNerds appearance, failing to be funny most of the time i might add. you speak of yourself and "shauna" as if we should know who you are. i have never heard of lorenzo or shauna. please post some pics of this playmate, no one cares about you we just wanna see your wifes ass. thanks. wow you are a dumb bitch, he's pretending to be Lorenzo Lamas cuz it's fucking funny, the dude was a judge on the ABC show "Are you Hot" Shauna is Lorenzo Lamas' playboy playmate soon to be exwife, buy yourself a sense of humor before you post again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by damack wow you are a dumb bitch, he's pretending to be Lorenzo Lamas cuz it's fucking funny, the dude was a judge on the ABC show "Are you Hot" Shauna is Lorenzo Lamas' playboy playmate soon to be exwife, buy yourself a sense of humor before you post again. ....duuuhmack......think before u go callin names buddy.....she was being sarcastic......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by damack wow you are a dumb bitch, he's pretending to be Lorenzo Lamas cuz it's fucking funny, the dude was a judge on the ABC show "Are you Hot" Shauna is Lorenzo Lamas' playboy playmate soon to be exwife, buy yourself a sense of humor before you post again. are u serious?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorenzolamas Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by iamsamurai Whoa, its scary he actually knows im an anime nerd and i love ddr, you think that I am ashamed of that pffff dude I go out and do more shit than im sure you do. Damn dude, I only post here once in a blue fuckin moon now but you my friend, damn, thats type scary.Wurd this cats got way to much time.Man while everyone else on this board is out having a good time, partying it up and chillin, your at home behind a pc typing all this out and actually scrollin back for info on people from here. I'm not mad, I pitty fucks like you ;op iamsamurai: I understand what it feels like to be mocked daily for your looks...well actually I dont, I was popular in High School, and moved onto becoming a TV actor/personality marrying a pretty woman and having great kids. You have nothing positive for you down the path. Unless you become the next Bill Gates and invent some top computer program, find the cure for cancer, or have a 12" penis and can get into pornography, your a lost cause. Overweight, horrid looking, weird, insecure, and rather stupid. Do you think typing like some hood rat wigger will proove your cause anymore? I think you have been hanging around with LadyShady too much on the corner waiting for my town car to pick you two up. You say people are having a good time on this board partying it up and chillin. What does that exactly mean? Does someone order an internet bottle of champagne and pop it? Is there an E-Bouncer selecting the few? Is someone playing songs thru a winamp broadcast? I dont understand your notion. Its a internet website. But that attitude plus your 1000 posts and I have too much time on my hands. Please, exit stage left, or I will have security usher you into the alley and take care of you for disrupting MY show. The Town Car is running 15 min late so buy a hot dog for you and Lady Shady....remember YOU pay.DarrellG: Sore loser much? You are ugly. End of story. Your pook skin care (dirty pores, blotchy complexion, oily) un-athletic body (flab, pudge, beer gut) and overall charachter embody that of everything we kick out on the show. Please go buy some Proactive and Cetaphil for that tribal mask you call a face. Moisturize properly, and try not to eat like a fat chode. Your disgusting.Somebitch: please wait in line, your number will shortly be called, and the judges will keep in mind what you said when you went off on a tirade. The line is long, I understand, but everyone gets a fair shot, so its not just to have you cut infront. Dont throw a tantrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 im still waiting to see what u look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 didnt lorenzo and shauna get divorced a year or so ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 i think lorenzolamas and damack are the same person. or theyre 69in at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 As per IMDB.com, Filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court from Shauna Sand Lamas, and obtained a restraining order against her because, he claims, she had physically attacked him in the past. [8 October 2002]Daughters with Shauna Sand: Alexandra Lynne (22 November 1997), Victoria (24 April 1999) and Isabella (2 February 2001)and, for somebitch, here's shauna. What do you think?Anyone want to critique her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 the red x's just dont do it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by trueqwest As per IMDB.com, Filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court from Shauna Sand Lamas, and obtained a restraining order against her because, he claims, she had physically attacked him in the past. [8 October 2002]Daughters with Shauna Sand: Alexandra Lynne (22 November 1997), Victoria (24 April 1999) and Isabella (2 February 2001)and, for somebitch, here's shauna. What do you think?Anyone want to critique her? pics didnt come up for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Dammit!!!try this again...(damn Netscape Mozilla...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Someone please tell me I did this right...Shauna Sands, for your viewing http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna5.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna4.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna3.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna2.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna1.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 it workedtoo bad she wears her make-up like a clown, she's got an insane body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 This is the only pic where I really like her, I think she looks really good herehttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna4.jpegBUt then again, her fly is open. Or is that one of those '80s vintage "Button your Fly" Levi's jeans? Get the girl some Paper Denim Cloth!!!Tough to see how a 5'4" girl like her could allegedly beat up a 6'2" Lorenzo Lamas...(Now I'm really going to get it from the girls, aren't I?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by trueqwest This is the only pic where I really like her, I think she looks really good herehttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna4.jpegBUt then again, her fly is open. Or is that one of those '80s vintage "Button your Fly" Levi's jeans? Get the girl some Paper Denim Cloth!!!Tough to see how a 5'4" girl like her could allegedly beat up a 6'2" Lorenzo Lamas...(Now I'm really going to get it from the girls, aren't I?) i agree, nice stomach, but the skin is a lil rough from to much sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 the red x's just dont do it for me :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 the red x's just dont do it for me :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by trueqwest Someone please tell me I did this right...Shauna Sands, for your viewing http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna3.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by linabina yeah seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I'm definitely with you two on that:yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 shes ok, but what does she look like without the mask, she would look better w alot less makeup on, that is just unnecessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by trueqwest http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna5.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna4.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna3.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna2.jpeg http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/data/500/88767Shauna1.jpeg now you have to be kidding me. not only is it bad enough that you are fucking lame comming on this thread doing this.but then you try to play it like you live this jerkoff's life "you" and your "wife" are not hot by the way.you look like an italian mechanic grease monkey who took the neighborhood blowjob and convinced her to get plastic surgery to fulfill your fantasies.from my experience, this is not a good idea.get the crisco out off the vanity and out of your hair. also, no1 finds an orange glow attractivenow go back and tell shauna to stop drawing on her eyebrows, try putting sunblock on her alligator-like skin, and stick with her natural hair color..or at least get it done by a professional.with all the money im SURE you two are making, take the poor girl to a doctor and get her breasts fixed, jesus.other than the scillicone, her body is pretty nice..and im saying that without knowing what other surgeries she has probally had.oh and last thing, the make-up. terrible, terrible. looks like it was done with finger-paints.also, on my picture you commented about my pink lipstick with purple outliner? FYI it was a simple lip gloss, it looks to me like your wife is the one sporting that look. your dear wife thinks she is still in 1994. tell her to go wash that shit off and Salt n Peppa are no longer popularThank youAnd I have been asked by the network to be your replacement on the showPlease step aside with dignityMY scale:l --Lorenzo--0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 ll 0-1--Shauna--2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by ladyshady now you have to be kidding me. not only is it bad enough that you are fucking lame comming on this thread doing this.but then you try to play it like you live this jerkoff's life "you" and your "wife" are not hot by the way.you look like an italian mechanic grease monkey who took the neighborhood blowjob and convinced her to get plastic surgery to fulfill your fantasies.from my experience, this is not a good idea.get the crisco out off the vanity and out of your hair. also, no1 finds an orange glow attractivenow go back and tell shauna to stop drawing on her eyebrows, try putting sunblock on her alligator-like skin, and stick with her natural hair color..or at least get it done by a professional.with all the money im SURE you two are making, take the poor girl to a doctor and get her breasts fixed, jesus.other than the scillicone, her body is pretty nice..and im saying that without knowing what other surgeries she has probally had.oh and last thing, the make-up. terrible, terrible. looks like it was done with finger-paints.also, on my picture you commented about my pink lipstick with purple outliner? FYI it was a simple lip gloss, it looks to me like your wife is the one sporting that look. your dear wife thinks she is still in 1994. tell her to go wash that shit off and Salt n Peppa are no longer popularThank youAnd I have been asked by the network to be your replacement on the showPlease step aside with dignityMY scale:l --Lorenzo--0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 ll 0-1--Shauna--2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 l wow that was really good.... but i think lorenzo is pretty funny:hat: i want more ratings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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