zaguero Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 If you eat Chinese food and get a fortune cookie, post your fortunes here. This is mine for today. **You will inherit a large sum of money**WOO HOO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 McDonalds doesnt have fortune cookies...but I recall one time in while in grad school during a site visit to a rural health dept. we went and got cheap chinese at the local cheap chinese restaurant and I got as a fortune, "you will be succesfull in health research" and I was WTF!?!?!?!!??!of course the fortune sucked ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 My last fortune cookie that I kept read: You are only as happy as you think you are.Wise words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 GO FUCK YOURSELF...No, not you, Zag...Thats what a fortune cookie said that i got some time ago at China Room in Baltimore. Hilarious. My favorite cookie fortune ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 A love relationship takes on an added dimension. (I hope this is implying something pervy.)And for those that are interested in increasing their chinese vocabulary "Good luck" is "Zhu ni hao-yun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Ok so after you read your fortune cookie, do you still eat the thing? I do I love em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by therunner Ok so after you read your fortune cookie, do you still eat the thing? I do I love em'. usually I don't eat 'em. It depends on where I get the food from. I haven't had one in a while.... hmmm... chinese food, maybe for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Isn't it bad luck not to eat at least a small part of the cookie?Happily, mine was not stale today. My, I'm feeling awfully lucky today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I like to buy a whole boz of fortune cookies in the supermarket, crack them all open and get 100 fortunes and then eat the cookies as cereal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by nourishment Isn't it bad luck not to eat at least a small part of the cookie?Happily, mine was not stale today. My, I'm feeling awfully lucky today. well dammit, that explains why they haven't been coming true i'll have to remember that for next time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I was just thinking of the last time I ate Chinese food and I had take away, and they didn't give me a damn cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 12 Author Report Share Posted April 12 I ate chinese food again so here goes.YOU LIKE SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIRDaily numbers: 6 5 0Lotto Six #'s 1 38 23 14 62 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 Originally posted by zaguero I ate chinese food again so here goes.YOU LIKE SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIRDaily numbers: 6 5 0Lotto Six #'s 1 38 23 14 62 9 Lke who in the hell doesn't like sunshine and fresh air. since only like .5% of the worlds population is albino, I think the fortune cookie company was playing it safe with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fourtune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by jroo dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fourtune. How can I inherit a large sum of money in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by zaguero How can I inherit a large sum of money in bed? Well...maybe they mean metaphorically that even if you're lazy, sooner or later someone will drop dead and leave you a lot of loot. Or maybe they mean that you stand to make a lot of money while in your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by nourishment Well...maybe they mean metaphorically that even if you're lazy, sooner or later someone will drop dead and leave you a lot of loot. Or maybe they mean that you stand to make a lot of money while in your bed. I like my second alternative. That means I'm changing careers and becoming a pornstar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by zaguero I like my second alternative. That means I'm changing careers and becoming a pornstar! or a hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by jroo dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fourtune. OMG... :laugh: I had totally forgotten about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by nourishment or a hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by nourishment or a hooker. ok someting happend in that other post....anyway...zag--> male prostitute for hire :laugh: actually, ewww.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 After reading this thread for a week it sucked me into a buffet and here's mine: Magic will be created when an unconventional person comes to stay. WTF?!?!lucky numbers: 2 12 15 26 29 38pick three: 3 5 8 After I win the lotto, beers are on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by therunner After reading this thread for a week it sucked me into a buffet and here's mine: Magic will be created when an unconventional person comes to stay IN BED. WTF?!?!dont forget the damn in bed part!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by jroo dont forget the damn in bed part!!! Oh yeah, guess I am going to get lucky someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by vicman I like to buy a whole boz of fortune cookies in the supermarket, crack them all open and get 100 fortunes and then eat the cookies as cereal That's fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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