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didja know "i touch myself" by the divinyls is about masturbation? shock-city, yo.

i'm very out Th e r e

there's no use crying over perceived future (or even imminent) danger; there's no telling what could happen to prevent it from coming to pass . tune in tomorrow.

i would've hated to have been you at the beginning of puberty !!!

i've got nothing to say, but it's ok .

who would you list as the djs that spin the sexiest music?* *we all know that djs are some ugly-assed, pasty-faced muthafuckas, so i'm not talking about them being sexy, personally . seriously, i've been listening to deep dish again, and steve lawler comes to mind ... this shit blows my mind sometimes ... so? anyone have any djs to enter?

36d; not at all as perky as when they were 34b . and i always have to wear a bra 'cause they pretty much hurt all the time - i even sleep with some supportive something-or-rather most nights.

everyone learns something new every day . if you don't realize or even believe you do, it's time to heighten your awareness of what goes on in and around you . tune in tomorrow.

chicago ? what was up with the d.c. post? well, with all the good fares i've been hearing about lately, you shouldn't have trouble finding one out here to l.a. . jetblue used to fly in to long beach (really close to l.a. - 1/2 hour or so) really cheap; you might wanna check that out.

i never go down there. ask sassa, though; she lives in sd .

i was sick for the whole month of january, so i relate . i also have only worn my winter coat once this season, and that was on january 1st . but my room gets no sun, and it gets quite chilly in here. seriously, though, i feel for y'all!

i'm glad he's doing ok . are you saying that 10% of the population will experience an unexplainable seizure?

hey, man, i do have really bad knees. i used to wear braces from my thighs to my ankles (forrest gump-styles, yo) and i was in physical therapy for a long-ass time. i don't care what y'all want me to do; if it hurts my knees, it's just too bad for you .

i went out with friends to see scott bond, who kicked ass . the opening djs were frightful, but it gave us all time to hang out. afterwards, i drove my best friend (though i'm not his) home for our customary 2-person afterparty, and i ended up staying till 4:30 pm on monday. i had been worried that he had been avoiding me the whole week before and i didn't know why; i had been worrying sooo much. but when he said, "i'm so glad you're here" at some point in the club, i knew i had been freaking out over nothing and that everything was ok. i'm lucky to have the friends i do, especially my bestest , and i really have to stop worrying about losing them, thinking that it's all too good to be true. this valentine's was about celebrating the love i have for them, and trying to have more faith in it - not living in failed relationships and friendships from the past .

of course not; here's the white house's actual site: http://www.whitehouse.gov/ (note that it ends in gov - not org.)

weather like this? : http://www.weather.com/weather/print/90012 i'm sorry, you guys; i'm really not that mean. it's just that you're having such a bad winter, i can't resist.

uh - that looks like jibberish to me; i'm assuming they're names of places near you. i did get a recommendation of a place, though, from a co-worker; it happened to be the same place that sears recommended, so i think that may be a good choice. it's a joint that only does engine work on japanese cars, and it seems to me that the more specialized a place is, the better it knows its specialty, no? p.s. apples, you did know i live in california, didn't you?

my last bf couldn't stand me being on top. issues .

scaredgirl, he was kidding; that's why he used the winking and goofy emoticons. i don't think any of us wants to wear used sneakers . and thanks, everyone, for all of this; i find it really interesting .

i make 'em up, klubveteran ; the only way to see 'em is by reading the l.a. board every day !

i'm sorry for the lack of the column over the long weekend, you guys !!! once again, i went to my computerless friend's house and ended up staying the weekend. it's like a time warp, i swear; i just love staying there . the world seems to just pass us by and it's funfunfun !!! well, this wisdom's my omniscient friend's (same friend): it isn't wise to keep drinks on the floor [- unless you like spills]. tune in tomorrow.

i had a great time on friday . it was a weird night, though. the opening djs sucked ass . my omniscient friend even said he would've wanted to arrive at 2 and pay the regular cover of $20 instead of $10, just to miss those guys. i have never heard breaks that sucked so hard, but besides that, they really didn't belong in front of a trance dj. seriously, i'm all for variety, and i like a lot of different kinds of music, but when i get in gear for something (i.e. scott bond), i'm generally ready to hear mainly that kinda stuff. my only issue with scott bond is that he's really high-energy and doesn't give one a chance to rest. my calves started hurting and that tore me off the dancefloor. i ended up dancing in my chair on the sidelines. but my peeps and i stayed till the very end, something to which my omniscient friend hasn't been up lately. i always like staying till the end ; i felt like me again. scott bond made up for the sucky opening djs; y'all shoulda been there .

i saw a thread on the d.c. board stating that gmc was headed there . bad choice, weather-wise, my friend !!!

where did you go, blue ?