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i know it's always unpopular to say you like the bigger clubs but... i love spundae . the vibe there is always warm and friendly, unpretentious and fun. whether the guy who lets you in is the older white guy in the cowboy hat or the tall black guy who grins at you so widely that you can't picture him any other way but ecstatic, the guy at the door always starts off your night in a carefree, happy mood. i don't know of any other place with nice people at the door (except arena, but that doesn't count, 'cause it's the same people ). and circus is the only club i know of with good ventilation! i've never been too hot in there. the patio is a good break when you wanna catch a breeze, though, if you feel like it. and i love that there are tables out there. shit, the whole patio is just lovely: trees, nicely lit, silly sculpture - the whole bit. and the management has never let the place get too crowded, even when there's a longass line outside. i have always had enough room to dance. long live spundae !

these being the last days before christmas, traffic is extra heavy. leaving extra time to get everywhere, no matter what time it is, is a good idea . tune in tomorrow. sorry for the lack of the column yesterday; cp was down every time i tried to get on .

you jus' jellis and you know it . i was selfishly getting some at age twelve while avoiding learning algebra .

hmmm - never heard of funcoland, but i did know that "fuckoland" wasn't it's real name. i'm not kidding, gmc; try to sell it on ebay!!!

it's all about beano .

hey, don't mock; it's how i had my first orgasm . ahh - 8th grade math class ... (from a guy, though - sorry if that detracts.)

do you mean the pics i posted of me? between that and misk saying those pics are bad pics of charlize (you were kidding, i hope), i'm a wee bit confused .

my chinese roommate got 12 right . i got 4 .

seriously! sometimes we'd just be cuddling and i'd be breathing him in so much and so deeply that i'd get dizzy. i kept telling him that he smelled so good, but he always said he didn't know what i was talking about, because he didn't put on cologne, and i think he thought that's what most girls like. it was as though he couldn't possibly smell good unless he purposely threw on lots of fragrance.

ethics are only dead in this day and age if you let them be . tune in tomorrow.

YES!!! when are you gonna be up here again, sassa? we can go to the place i found before; seemed cool for a meetup, to me .

i'm officially r.s.v.p.ing to your next party, right now .

just complaining about being cold while still acknowledging that it's colder where you are, so you won't feel so inclined to lash out at me when it's not so bad out here, relatively speaking .

i don't know when "guido" became something other than a derogatory term .

omigod, like, it's totally 46 degrees out here, and i'm totally freezing my ass off. like, really, you guys, my hands are like ice, like, i swear .

i think it's kinda lame: MC Nasty Mack of the underground

o no, not all of this again .

advice for those throwing holiday parties - here are some items you need to buy in excess of what you think you'll need, 'cause most parties seem to run out of 'em, every time : 1. toilet paper. this is first and foremost!!! running out of toilet paper is the absolute worst. and male hosts tend to forget that women will be in attendance. 2. and don't forget to have a plunger. overflowing toilets suck, and are likely when toilets have high traffic and lots of sick people . (no more toilet talk now, i promise !) 3. cups. there's no excuse for running out of cups . come on, now. 4. paper towels. parties be messy! 5. ice. duh. 6. juice. i will most likely be at your party, drinking up all the yummy juice, all on its own. i'm like that, and i will ruin everyone else's chances of having screwdrivers or cape cods, if you're not careful . 7. something to munch on. come on, not everyone is a straight-up drunk, like you ! having food around is great for the people who didn't have time to eat before they came, and it's also just the hostly thing to do . and as time passes, people get the munchies . 8. ashtrays. if you're gonna let people smoke inside, give them places to ash. otherwise, you're gonna have cups half-full of watered-down booze with cigarette butts in 'em, which stink, or your plants won't be looking too good in the near future. that's all i can think of for now . any additions? tune in tomorrow.

yeah - i was wondering why nobody was mentioning deep dish. is oakie really keeping away the deep dish fans? that's intense and unfortunate . and these prices are ridiculous ! i've been complaining about $75 for giant!

what does this have to do with the taliban (a little slow, maybe ...) and what's the deal with the hockey shirt?

ok, but the point of my story is that i look nothing like her, as shown in the strip below :

i have a really good sense of smell and different scents tend to bring back memories, feelings, emotions, etc. it's not a fetish at all - it's just to say that a smell can become meaningful to me. i would go nuts over just breathing in my last bf at certain times; he mostly smelled like detergent, but on him it was downright delicious ... unfortunately, other people in the world use that detergent (whatever it is) and when i come across them i kinda lose it .

there's no leash in the last one . *just bustin' yer chops, darth !

i don't know how long in the nail you're talking about, but i like the rest of that .