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you gotta be joking... if not... try lifestyles... i think they are a little smaller cause they choke the shit outta my dick... i hate useing em... trojan large are perfect if you got some size but not monster dick... they are a favorite... if you are carrying around XLs and you gotta small dick... wake the fuck up...

reach round from behind dogg... thumb in the pussy finger on the clit... one handed wonder...

Ol' E and titties...

i hear that... i've had to fake it a few times... mainly because of drugs or drinking... she got hers and i'm just more tired than horny... and a few times because the girl was so bad... i just had to escape... girls get a lil upset if you don't get off... i'd rather pretend and break the fuck out... than explain to some girl how i would rather jerk off than fuck her...

i dunno bro... i've had a few girls hyperventilate while fuckin... but never flat pass out... then again plenty of girls pass out when i pierce their nipples... ...FROM THE PAIN... maybe you were hurting her... unless she likes that sort of thing... maybe you should take it easy on the beaver next time... ( ...always take into account that SOME girls are really stupid and rather than bruise your ego, they would put up with just about anything to please you... even being in enough pain to pass right the fuck out... )

thinking about hot garbage... i mean marriage... makes me throw up in my mouth

#1 depends on the status of your relationship, and why you are getting the massage... if you are an old couple or are injured in some way... fine go too sleep... ...if you just met and she is hott... you stay up dogg... even if she is massaging you because the previous sexual encouter was so acrobatic you pulled a muscle in your neck... stay up and fuck her again if she can take it... shit... i can't let them massage below my waist at the spa cause it reminds me too much of sex... #2 no blood, no foul... #3 no problems there... just make sure she is the one wearing the thong, aiight sport...

yeah... though...it wasn't funny until she started making star wars light saber noises everytime my dick moved...

first... who broke up with who... in my experience... after you break up with a girl... don't call them and torture them... just let her go... if she wants to hang out, say NO... girls love to assume shit about relationships (yaknow...if you hang out a few times you are automatically goin out again, "oh...but you gave me that look baby"..."whatever bitch, i was tryin to be nice..." there is no bein nice) and because us guys are idiots, we may fall for it... on the other side... whatever you do... do not act like or become a stalker... do not call all the time... do not leave messages... do not ask about her relationships... cause its none of your fuckin business... i hate when girls do that shit... let her go bro... move on... if you run into her somewhere cool... don't act like a dick but... she ain't yours no more, don't give her the immpression you think she is... cause... if you werent hung up on her... ...YOU would have better things to do as well... i hope that made sense... it been a long day...

cute... mysterious/thoughtful eyes... but she definitely needs to eat something...

no offense kazer... but if he works around that atmosphere... he could make a carreer outta tryin to get drunk bitches counseling... get some ass, get her off your mind, get the fuck out...

if you thought about it long enough to type that shit out you might as well call her... it can't hurt... and you won't have to worry about it anymore... and like everyone else said... you just might get some ass outta the deal...

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bitch gotta mustache like magnum pi... whats not to get... girl needs to wax her lip... anyway...

she does... how can you be that rich... and not wax that shit...

even if the questions are worth 5 pts each... ima danger to society... at best a social menace... dirty... muthafucker... yeah... for me...

anytime...

he is definitely not looking at his girlfriend... he could be looking at the chair...and how strong it is???

fuck it, fuck new york, and fuck all this snow... i'm movin to florida... raincry...amazing picture... you could easily cover those lines on either side with angel wings(to match the symbol)... although it is kind of a popular tattoo, it looks so hot... just get it done custom by someone you trust... also... always research your tattoo artists portfollio... don't go in anywhere on the spur of the moment...(is that how you say that) oh anyway... there are too many hot girls runnin around with blahh tattoos cause they were in a rush...

Please put butterfly wings on either side of your belly button... no offense... you def. got a hot body... but, one sided tattoos on the belly look sooo crooked and from far away they just look outta place... just a suggestion... but, i do this all day... tattoo...

possessed drunk munkey...

i love her butt... but... her head looks like a peanut on a stick...

i really like white... but... as b-side said... it depends on skin tone... white lingerie on tan skin... mmmmmmmmmmmmm... sex.

i hear ya... but on the flip side, they could prolly say the same for me with my pitbull being a tough guy accessory... sorry for tak ing over your thread with dog talk...