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this one is from the last time we played this game... i hear it so often... i wanna grow my hair back... too bad i hate hair... whenever i wear a hat its the kid from linkim park... kids in batt park actually wouldn't leave me alone until i gave em an autograph...

my pops is really short... somehow i got his legs... (not short legs on a tall body...just huge legs) if i can get the pants over my legs... the waist is 5 sizes to big... and dress pants... i won't even bother anymore... soo... my pants have been jailin since i was like 10...

speaking of stupid laws... Florida-- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. New Orleans, Louisiana-- A dog is entitled to his first bite of a person. California-- Removing your clothes in a bath house is against the law. Urbana, Illinois-- A monster is not allowed within the city limits. Cicero, Illinois-- An ordinance prohibts humming on the streets on Sunday. Clinton, Oklahoma-- Molesting an automobile is illegal. Belvedere, California-- An ordinance reads that no dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. Milwaukee, Wisconsin-- An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. Louisiana-- It is illegal to gargle in public places. Topeka, Kansas-- The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Kalamazoo, Michigan-- It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. Kansas-- The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. Detroit, Michigan-- Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. Detriot, Michigan-- It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. Augusta, Maine-- To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. Omaha, Nebraska-- Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. Spartansburg, South Carolina-- Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden. Nogales, Arizona-- An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. Massachusetts-- It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. Iowa-- A kiss lasting more than five minutes is against the law. Oklahoma-- It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor Vehicle. Toledo, Ohio-- Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. Huntington, West Virginia-- Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. Baldwin Park, California-- It is unlawful to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Boston, Massachusets-- An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. North Andover, Massachusetts-- An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns. Tylertown, Mississippi-- It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. Milford, Massachusetts-- Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. Milwaukee, Wisconsin-- It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. Arkansas-- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. Miami, Florida-- It is against the law to imitate animals. Texas-- Carrying a spear or a sword to a polling place is illegal. Santa Ana, California-- Two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of discussion on the sidewalks. Memphis, Tennessee-- It is against the law to sell teddy bears or yo-yo's on Sunday. Boston, Massachusetts-- Mourners at a wake must not eat more than three sandwiches apiece. South Carolina-- State law forbids crawling around in public sewers without a permit. Kentucky-- A man may not purchase a hat unless his wife is with him. Massachusetts-- It is illegal to duel with water pistols. Louisiana-- Catching lizards at night is prohibited. Norfolk, Virginia-- It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 AM and after 4 PM. Detroit, Michigan-- An ordinance prohibits sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper. Brooklyn, New York-- Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs. Ottumwa, Iowa-- "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted." Los Angeles, California-- You Cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. Zion, Illinois-- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. Carmel, New York-- A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. Clawson, Michigan-- There is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. Gary, Indiana-- Persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic. Miami, Florida-- It's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. St. Louis, Missouri-- It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. Detroit, Michigan-- Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. Hartford, Connecticut-- You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. Michigan-- A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. Baltimore, Maryland-- It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies. Oxford, Ohio-- It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Nicholas County, West Virginia-- No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. California-- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Pennsylvania-- "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." Carrizozo, New Mexico-- It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face). Los Angeles, California-- A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Kentucky-- "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses." United States-- The federal government forces states to set speed limits of 55 miles per hour or less. This law was later ammended to allow travel at 65 miles per hour but only on rural roads.

aiight...

what the fuck is that shit...

sooo... you're kinda like a vegan... but you can't even look at the vegetables... doesnt sound very liberating to me??? more like torture...

i dunno girl... ima big fan of law & order SVU... and i'd watch my ass if i were you... (if you watch the show...you know why) there are some scary muthafuckers out there...

if you are trying to find away to cut her off without hurting her feelings... you're fucked... unless she feels the same way you do... then again... its only been a month... is there even any real commitment there??? ...just tell her the truth and walk out... you can't be the comforter for someone you just broke off...

sorry ma... i'm done...

...I AM GOD... Everytime i jerk off... it snows... So...you and everyone you know have tasted my cum... get back at me on the flavor dog... tell your mom i can cut the pineapple out of my diet, if my sweet cum is affecting her diabetes... ps maggy... Even the POPE wants you to... Shut The Fuck Up...

kid, you are definitely in denial... I found this on a self-help page for you... don't be ashamed of yourself maggy... it will all work out in the end... ...Self-Recognition as Gay... More than just an awareness of attraction to members of the same sex, it involves confusion, some attempt at denial and repression of feelings, anxiety, trying to "pass," counseling, and often religious commitment to "overcome" sexuality. Eventually, acknowledgment and acceptance of one's sexual orientation develops. There may be some grief over "the fall from paradise" and feelings of loss of a traditional heterosexual life. Gay and lesbian people may be fairly closeted at this point. However, most seek out information about being gay. This may also be helpful... Socializing with other gays and lesbians provides the experience that the person is not alone in the world, and there are other people like him or her. A positive sense of self, indeed pride develops, and is strengthened by acceptance, validation, and support. Contact with positive gay or lesbian role models can play a big role in this stage. Please stop trying to socialize with me... ...i'm really not part of your rainbow team... good luck maggy... ...i hope your parents understand...

you can call me gay till your face is as blue as your balls... ...you're still a prude... and i'm the next guy... and you are superhomophobe... i guess your kryptonite would be your own cum??? one question... you're fuckin your girl... she cums 3 times...you ain't cum yet...does she go down on you(there by eating her own pussy) or do you have to take a shower first???

aww look you brought overdone with ya... nice hat... listen you little bitches... all 4 of you jumpin on me at once... ...you must be gay... there should be a board dedicated to ripping eachother up... it would be great... ...have a bad day... go to the fight club board... make fun of megellabitch...

one more time bitches... i know you are but what am i....

kid... how old are you??? 12... arguing with you is like arguing with a child... i'd rather be this than that... i'm rubber... you're glue... whatever you say... IS FUCKIN RETARDED... peace... i'm done with ya bitch... move on...

thats fuckin horrible...

was that too harsh... sorry bro...

who gives a fuck what is proper??? is that the kind of girl your looking for??? no offense, but i dont think a tea and crumpets proper girl is lookin for a 30 year old DJ boyfriend... Did you become a DJ so you could own 2 houses and live in them alone??? i figure you became a dj cause you love music and its gotta be one of the funnest jobs... aside from mine of course... i don't know if your lookin for advice or what... but... here's some anyway...(from what i gathered from your lil essay) ...STOP trying to please everyone... STOP climbin up girls asses on the first date... BE YOU... don't act proper cause some bitch you barely know wants you too... BE YOU... LIVE YA LIFE... if you stop worryin bout shit... and live your plush ass life to the fullest the ladies will come... hopefully you'll both cum... good luck...

nevermind...

so what your sayin is if any of your own jizz touches your lips... you will have a fondness for strap-on ass fucking... good luck with that... so anyway... what i'm sayin, which i didn't think required further explantion... when a girl goes down on me...and i blow my load in her mouth... ...i will kiss her when she comes up... i WON'T wipe her face, inspect it, pull a wet towel from under the pillow... tell her to go wash her face... hell... i don't know what you lil magellabitches do... ...its pretty bad that your homophobia bothers you when you are alone with a girl... you might wanna get that checked out... i hear they can cure you of gayness if they catch it early... basicly... if she is willin to suck my dick and eat my cum... i'm willing to kiss her afterwards... ...it came outta my body... and if a lil gets in my mouth it don't bother me none... bounce bitch

blah blah blah You ain't gotta deny it... you a prude... and i'ma nasty muthafucker... so be it...

if you won't kiss your boy/girl, whatever... after they go down on you. you're a fuckin weak ass bitch... and you belong with a PRUDE as reserved as you, who probably wouldn't even look at your dick let alone suck it... anyway...